
Oh hey there, hot man in your underpants! This is Nelson Marcos, who is a right back for Osasuna in La Liga (on loan from Real Betis). Originally born in Cape Verde, Nelson became a Portuguese citizen in 2005, joined the Portuguese U-21 national team in 2006 and the senior team in 2009.
Holy crap – he’s like the definition of “beauty”.
I normally can’t stand tattoos either – but wow! He looks so good he’s making the tattoo look great too.
Just looking at his beauty makes one feel better about yesterday too.
Incidentally, for next year’s April prank, use Wayne Rooney.
Shrek would be a perfect TDD for next April Fool’s Day.
We’re going to have to keep our eyes open for Nelson next time we play Osasuna instead of looking at crazy ol’ Walter.
A little prezzie for you:
**THUMP**
And now, Stan from South Park shouts “You killed Jenny! You bastard!”