Yeah, yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen these pictures before but is it really tortuous to gaze at the perfection of Tim Howard again? I didn’t think so. I could look at this man naked till the cows came home plus he bitchfaces like a Villa! Wa-tishistas! Shiggers and Suzanne are Tim lovers, so this one’s for you, ladies. Oh yeah and how about this one? Makes you gasp out loud, doesn’t it?
Both of these shots are from ESPN magazine, god bless their pervy little souls. In case you don’t know or you’ve just lost functioning brain cells after looking at naked Tim, he’s the goal keeper for the US National Team and Everton in the EPL. USA! USA! USA! USA!
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yum, yum, yum. i love me some naked timmay!!! so sexy. did not expect that body before, but day-um
Tim is yum. Looking forward to seeing him in the flesh in June. Shiggers is trying to figure out how she can tackle Iker, Xabi and Tim all at the same time.
lol! it sounds like y’all are all going to need to be bailed out. i’ll keep my phone handy
Do you think it will work if I just launch myself from the stands? Maybe I could glide down the field, picking them up as I go…
Thanks for the shot of perv–totally made my day.
Or, or, or, maybe you could tie one end of a rope around your waist, and the other end to one of the goalposts. Then you could run and drag the entire goal behind you, that way you’ll maximize the chance of getting at least one goalie tangled up in the net and whichever other players you run into!
I like how you think!
Good god–that’s absolutely brilliant! I need to go buy rope.
*frantically rummages through the garbage disposal outside the Bernabeu* What did Ade do with his locks again?