We all pretty much felt like this after yesterday’s balagan. But we gotta keep future focused. We have to be like the boys – keep our mouth shut, storm moodily through the mixed zone, board the Evil Bunny Bus and move the fuck on.
Today was the presentation of the unintentionally hilarious (at least for us here at HB & HB) Real Madrid Resort Island. On hand with FloPeezy were Mou (looking like a storm cloud of angst), Iker, Sergio, Karim and Zizou.
There’s a video of FloPeezy talking about the resort in Spanish here. I didn’t seem to hear anything about Callejon rides or Kaka’s House of Horror so predictably I tuned out. I like our version of it better. So, anyone want to meet me there at the OK Jose Corral bar & grill for some stiff whiskey shots later? I especially love the shoot ‘em up game they have there where you can pick off certain refs and members of the media. And of course, I’ll totally throw a couple of quarters in the Waitin’ In the Parking Lot boxing game. Then we can ride the Evil Bunny monorail to the other side of the island and get some souvenir sunglasses at Alvaro’s Aviator Hut before taking in the show at Marcelo & Pepe’s Fun House. After that, the Muppet Baby Petting Zoo. We’ll end the day with sunset massages on the beach courtesy of foxy French masseurs Karim & Zizou. If we get a second wind, we’ll head out to Cristiano’s Eurodisco nightspot, Orange, and catch DJ Sese on the decks playing the (worst) in club bangers, while bartender Pipita mixes up some of his special “Hola Bonitas” to get us ready for the dance floor action. When the Ai Se Eu Te Pego megamix kicks in (and Marcelo starts a conga line), we’ll know it’s finally time to head home. And so ends another perfect day on RMRI! I’m going to hold on to my dreams of Real Madrid Resort Island (HB & HB version) to get me through this tough time.
Another thing getting me through? This adorbs picture of Iker that I saw on GFSports.
And everyone, TODAY IS THE DAY! Final presentation of my grade school career starts at 9 PM tonight! By 11 PM Eastern, I should be a FREE WOMAN! Thank you for all the support and kind words you have been sending my way. It’s really helping me keep my sanity. xoxo