Sergio’s bromantic life is about to get very complicated indeed. Nando is on his way. He’ll have to let Jesus down gently.
While Sergio sorts out his hair before Nando’s arrival, I think Jesus should look to Silva for some bromancing. They’re both small and perfectly formed. It would be a nice pairing. In the meantime, someone has to get Soldado away from Arbeloa if the Double As are ever to reunite. Now, as watishista Tali theorizes, Alvaro may be giving love to Roberto just to make Raul jealous. If it works, then have at it but seriously, gentlemen, WORK YOUR SHIT OUT BEFORE REAL’S PRE-SEASON HAPPENS. You have until mid-July. Thanks.
The team also signed autographs for some lucky young fans today. The kids must be so thrilled!