Sergio & Cesc presented the new XBox one and let me tell you, the game console isn’t the only thing on that stage that’s going to provide hours of entertainment. Look carefully at Sergio’s crotch (Be honest, bish, that’s where you were lookin’ anyways!) Notice anything unusual? Yep, he’s rocking Frankenjeans! Let’s have a closer look. Continue reading
Now normally I wouldn’t pay much attention to Alex now that he’s no longer a Gunner, but I stumbled upon John Brennan’s article on SWOL and had to share the photos he compiled because they are jaw dropping. I think I’m going to need to check Song’s Instagram regularly.
Let’s start out with a mild one. Red jeans, green shoes. ::shrug:: That’s just Guti going out to get a newspaper, right? But that’s just the tip of the fashion disaster iceberg. Continue reading
JFC, Sese. Do you ever look in a mirror? And if you do, how are you justifying this look? From the waist down, you’re a shit kicking farmer (in what are probably $800 jeans). Your torso sports a shirt that looks like some sort of Frankenstinean marriage of Iker’s closet and a quilted Chanel handbag. And you top it all off with a leather baseball cap. As you do. You know what’s missing from this ensemble? Something shiny. NEEDS MORE SEQUINS. You’re slipping, my friend. (I’ve given up chastising him, I’m just going to embrace the insanity.)
You, yes, YOU! Marcelo would like your attention while Casanova gives you his patented “Hey girl hey!” look. Ah, this team. Saturday’s defeat didn’t seem to get our boys down and they appeared in good spirits while they trained today in preparation for Wednesday’s match against Sevilla. Continue reading
I gasped when I saw the front page of Realmadrid.com What has happened to Iker? He looks so emaciated that he’s like a bobblehead. That’s not good. I hope this is just a bad angle. Because otherwise, I’m going to fly to Madrid and force feed him some pasta. This is bringing all my Italian/maternal instincts to the fore. If anything, I thought he’d put on some pregnancy sympathy weight.
Thought you’d seen the end of bleach blonde Sergio? Sadly, the answer is no. Real Madrid has teamed up with LINE for some free online stickers for their smartphone app. Continue reading
There is no other explanation for him showing up with that shitshow of a hairdo. Xabi Alonso is off screen vomiting into a trash can. Sese, why you wanna ruin The Pretty?! ::shudder::
The team is all back together! The rest of the squad arrived, had their medicals and then headed for the airport. UPDATED TO ADD MORE PICTURES FROM THE PLANE Continue reading
Watishista number1barcachick shared this video (in slo mo) of an angry Pep Guardiola slapping Thiago Alacantara across the face during the German Super Cup. My jaw dropped when I saw it. Ridiculously unprofessional. Say what you want about Mou, but I never saw him smack one of our players like this. What’s going on with Pep? Is the pressure getting to him already?! Cules/bi-teamuals, is this normal behavior from him? I’m just so surprised by this. If that shit had gone down on an American team, I’m betting the players union and a few lawyers would have gotten involved. Not cool, Pep, not cool.
Please forgive me for getting this post up so late, but I’ve been sitting and staring at these pictures from our new away kit launch for hours trying to figure out what I could possibly say. I’m truly at a loss about Karim’s barnet. It looks like someone took a crap on his head. I’m serious! And the worst part is that they exposed innocent children to that montrosity during a Q & A session. Let’s take a look at it up close, shall we? Continue reading
Hey all – I know I promised an update last night but after a fun time with watishista forzasusan at the New York Red Bulls game (4-0 over the Montreal Impact with Thierry Henry providing 1 goal and 2 assists), we heard the verdict in the George Zimmerman case on the way home and it just took the wind out of my sails. Continue reading