El Pirata Gets The Chop, a Birthday and More Babies

6 Mar

In serious earth-shattering news, El Pirata has gotten a hair cut and trimmed his stubble. I meant to mention this yesterday but couldn’t find a clear enough shot of his new ‘do. I think he looks hunky, totally matinee idol hunky! What do you think? Do you prefer your pirates sleek or scruffy? Also looking supermodel worthy: Cris and the delicious Xabier Alonso Olano. I love his look of supreme refined distaste. Oh Xabi, you make my heart beat faster with every dismissive gaze! (Fideo is also in there, out of focus in the background, poor lamb!)

More excitement…

Yes, Jailbait!, hanging out with 5 year olds does make you look older, but not by much.

The boys are in Santander for the game and since it’s Jailbait’s home town he was chosen to sign autographs at the hotel with…Xabi. Ah, that would have been a fantastic combo to meet. If they did that in the US, they would need extra security for sure. I know for a fact, Shiggers has pledged to wrap herself around Xabi’s leg and refuse to let go if she ever gets within 10 feet of him. I can’t fault her because I’ll be holding on to his other leg. Yes, the Sweaty Shanks sistas will take Xabi down like he’s the weak zebra on a Discovery Channel documentary and he will love every single minute of it!  ::shakes self out of perverse musings::  Well then, enough about us!  I love that the kid is throwing Baby Blue Steel up there. I think he has a career as a member of Real Madrid’s first team in his future if he keeps up that sort of world class posing!

In other wonderful news, Real Madrid turns 109 today! The club was founded on March 6, 1902. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HALA MADRID!

4 Responses to “El Pirata Gets The Chop, a Birthday and More Babies”

  1. kfunk22 March 6, 2011 at 2:24 pm #

    sleek, scruffy – however he’ll have us. sigh.
    and paired with a pic of jailbait!?!
    this post, like you lo, is amazing.

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 6, 2011 at 2:45 pm #

      Happy to provide hours of perving to you. Perhaps it will be inspiration for Humanitarians iii?

      Off to the pub to watch the game. HALA MADRID!

      xoxo

  2. shiggers March 7, 2011 at 9:41 am #

    Don’t forget Iker! One arm around Xabi’s leg, the other around Iker’s. It’s going to be difficulty, but I’m stretching every day so I’ll be prepared.

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 7, 2011 at 12:12 pm #

      So that’s what all those yoga dvds are for! Good thinking. I will commit to helping you tackle Iker’s other leg until the Germans come into view, then you’re on your own. I think you’re up to the task.

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