Way to make the hottest team in the world look like the Chess Club!
Check out Crozil in their matchy-matchy Superfly boots. That’s a whole lotta purple going on. We’re look like we’re one step away from Violet Beauregarde in Willy Wonka (or you know, a perp walk).
Lozil!!!!!!!! Stop bitching about my hair!
Docs check out Xabi’s lip, Harry checks out Xabi’s arse.
Fully recovered, Xabi does an interpretative dance about his existential angst.
Raise your hand if you’re sure…you’re eliminated.*
Gallas & Benz: friends no matter what the score
Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you, Jermaine!
Best Real Madrid’s Next Top Model photo shoot EVER!
Perspective makes El Pirata look like a giant
Getty Images is convinced this is Ozi & Arbeloa. Erm…
Just a great fun action shot!
Mou: You kick the ball! WITH YOUR FOOT!
Other Guy: Yeah! What he said!
Okay, speaking of Mou – he had a bit of a love affair going on with Gareth Bale. He’s so going to try to steal him away from the Spurs – mark my words. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other!
I caught him Harry! I get to keep him!
Well enough silliness for one night – I’m heading to sleep! Thanks for all your support today – you guys are the best! xoxo
*In the US, there’s a commercial for a deodorant called Sure – their tag line is “Raise your hand if you’re Sure.” So, that’s where that joke comes from, international readers! HB &HB is service-y that way!
Of Headbands and Heartbreak
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The question of the week: will Iker’s hair look good tomorrow? Oh, sure–there are some other concerns–Real winning and the like–but I’m just so worried about the poor duck. What if he never gets pretty again? The horror!
And messing up Xabi’s face? Unacceptable!
I believe in The Power of the Pretty. It shall return to him.
And no one, NO ONE should ever mar Xabi Alonso’s perfect face!
i’m glad iker finally got the chance to tell it like it is, lo!
can’t wait for tomorrow. have already claimed the terminal nearest the sports desk, for easy over-the-shoulder clasico viewing. hala!
It sucks that you have to work, but at least you can sneak peeks at the screen.