Yeah, yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen these pictures before but is it really tortuous to gaze at the perfection of Tim Howard again? I didn’t think so. I could look at this man naked till the cows came home plus he bitchfaces like a Villa! Wa-tishistas! Shiggers and Suzanne are Tim lovers, so this one’s for you, ladies. Oh yeah and how about this one? Makes you gasp out loud, doesn’t it?
Both of these shots are from ESPN magazine, god bless their pervy little souls. In case you don’t know or you’ve just lost functioning brain cells after looking at naked Tim, he’s the goal keeper for the US National Team and Everton in the EPL. USA! USA! USA! USA!