Welcome to Sevilla, Hot Men! (And Other Bits)

6 May

Alvaro is in awe of Sese’s hair tossing

Okay, a couple of things that I need to know about this picture: First, does Benz have his arm around Jailbait!? If so, how is El Pirata going to handle that? Second, Mesut is wearing knee socks and 3/4 length shorts. Honey, why? You are not a goalkeeper. Unless Mou decided to replace Sergio as back up goalkeeper after the Copa Del Rey incident.

So, while I’m at it, how about some extra pictures that are left over, rolling around my inbox? Some are from training today, while the rest are from the tennis match yesterday.

Benz gets his Gladys on while Marcelo, Cris & Pepe rock The Pips

Manu, Mesut & Benz marvel at Cuddle Mou

I’m looking for a few hot men. I dare say I’ve found them!

Mou & Manu

Niiiiice shelf booty, Iker!

Yeah, I feel the same way about Iker’s bum, Cris
(Nice thighs, by the way!)

Jailbait!, David de Gea and his gf, Edurne take in the tennis

Hooray! Dorkiano is back!

Oh c’mon, Cris! I wouldn’t pick on you if I didn’t love you!

And oh, holy crap, hold on to your hat – motsdesoie over on hala_madrid started a Raul picspam and this picture was in the middle of it. One word: PHWOAR!


And finally, god help us all, but Ryan Babel has discovered Tumblr. And he’s afraid, very afraid. But then again, it is “the Tumblr” (as he refers to it).

I was howling when I read this. Apparently, he was also going to check out WordPress. This is EXACTLY what I live in fear of. Can you imagine if the players read some of the things we wrote here?! I can imagine Canales freaking over being called Jailbait! (while his teammates would secretly agree) and Di Maria being pissed because I call him “Norma Desmond” for his hammy acting, but hey, fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke. It’s done with all the love in the world.

13 Responses to “Welcome to Sevilla, Hot Men! (And Other Bits)”

  1. shiggers May 6, 2011 at 7:15 pm #

    We are all in such trouble. But Iker’s bootie makes it totally worth it.

  2. shiggers May 6, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    Heh. Misspelled booty. How terribly awkward. I’m usually smart, Iker! It’s the bourbon! Derby Day tomorrow, don’t you know. One of my favorite holidays.

  3. suzanne May 6, 2011 at 7:24 pm #

    lol! i can see it now. them all huddled around a computer with pirata and xabi telling them what we are saying about them. we are in so much trouble. i love how they say spam him it’s a virus, but especially the ministry has fallen (i am such a huge nerd :facepalm: )
    i don’t think that is benz, but i know it’s not pirata…big trouble jailbait!
    iker and raul – WOW!!
    i still haz a sad over no martin tomorrow 😦

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 6, 2011 at 7:45 pm #

      I love the ministry part as well (I’m a nerd too!) but I was dying over the tumblr user name “villapopmycherry” Classic! I can only imagine what they think if they stumble upon some of this stuff!

    • suzanne May 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm #

      oh…so mezmorized by the thought of the boys reading this i forgot, you killed me with mesut’s outfit b/c sese’s not backup keeper b/c of the cupicide. lol!

  4. IsaBella May 7, 2011 at 6:21 am #

    Cristiano has wrinkles. Tanning bed abuse (?) not good. 😦

  5. RealSleiebtra7 May 7, 2011 at 1:31 pm #

    Quick question-In an Iker v. Raul Shelf Booty Contest, who gets to take home me?! 😛 😛

    No, seriously, who wins??

    And the boys reading this blog…I can picture Iker’s confused and hopeless puppy look “I don’t understand why they gotta objectify my pretty booty like that”; Cris’s The Blue Steel quickly fading to Smugness personified and Sexio’s just gonna toss his hair and say “Ohh Yeah, All ME!”

  6. RealSleiebtra7 May 7, 2011 at 2:13 pm #

    Picture 7 & 8 make PERFECT sense because of this link:

    When I read this my reaction was…umm, to put it lightly, *embarrassing* [but in a totally good way!! since these two are my yummiest favorites]

    This writer deserves a kiss from them both for this marvelous piece of fantasy.

    Enjoy!!! I know I did [many times] 😛

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 7, 2011 at 2:31 pm #

      I love crinklefries! Haven’t read that one though. Will do when I finish this stupid paper tomorrow. (I know, already another paper).

      • RealSleiebtra7 May 7, 2011 at 3:29 pm #

        Awww i totally sympathize with you. I’ve got Finals!! and papers too. UGHH 😦 But I’m distracting myself with the wonderful world of Madrid- bad i know but ahh wellz)

        If you need a break or get writer’s block, head over to crinklefries and unleash the imagination 😛
        Btw, thanks for the replies. I feel SO at home in this blog *tear* and you couldn’t have found a better tagline: REAL MADRID: EMBRACE THE PERVERT IN YOU

        Really Need to Go Get Some Work Done NOW!

        • headbandsandheartbreak May 7, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

          Aw! I’m so glad you feel at home here. I hope everyone does. We’re trying to make the sort of place we’d like to hang out. We’re working hard on putting together a companion discussion forum so that people can have more detailed discussion, share pictures, links and fic. We probably won’t be able to launch that for a short time – both Maisougio and I need some time to put the finishing touches on it! xoxo

          • suzanne May 7, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

            squeals!!! this sounds fantastic!!! i think this is such a wonderful place already! y’all really do make everyone feel welcome. much appreciated.

            that fanfic = HOT!!!

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