Gerard Pique Is Apparently Derek Smalls*

7 May

This is making the rounds of the internet and I have to admit that it’s hilarious. I mean, I’d heard before that Pique was packing serious action and from the evidence here, it appears to be more than true. Well, then, good for you, Shakira.  I’m not a fan of Pique (or as one person on ONTD_Football put it “now we know what she sees in the tool: his tool”) but this was too funny and jaw dropping not to share. I can’t believe this exists – it’s comedy gold from The X Files beginning, the clips of Shakira overreacting at the Copa Del Rey game onward. But really I don’t think it’s going to bother Pique in the slightest because A. He appears to have a massive dick B. He’s dating Shakira and C. Barca is in the finals of the Champions League. The dude has no worries.

*If you are not a fan of This Is Spinal Tap, why the hell not?!

14 Responses to “Gerard Pique Is Apparently Derek Smalls*”

  1. suzanne May 7, 2011 at 11:31 pm #

    oh good god!!!! that thing is HUGE!!! lucky shakira. now we need proof of el chori…besides his teammates :LOL:

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 7, 2011 at 11:36 pm #

      Well, think about it – it was La Roja who gave Chori his nickname and they’ve obviously seen Pique’s for comparison purposes. Could that possibly mean Chori’s is *bigger*?!?!?!?! HOLY CRAP.

      • suzanne May 8, 2011 at 12:09 am #

        have you ever seen “where the heart is”? maybe pk just has quarters :snorts: lol

        • maddy May 8, 2011 at 12:29 am #

          i wondered the same thing. it looks weirdly angled

  2. GinaM May 8, 2011 at 12:34 am #

    Hahaha whoa!!! Someone is happy to see someone!!! Whats does el chori meanV

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 8, 2011 at 12:52 am #

      It’s in the HB & HB Glossary. 🙂 (Right hand side of the page)

      • GinaM May 8, 2011 at 3:35 am #

        Haha ok. Im persian and in farsi penis is chol but if you say chori it means cute petite penis lol!!

        • headbandsandheartbreak May 8, 2011 at 10:29 am #

          Oh wait, it Farsi “chori” means a little penis? Albiol will be sad then! He’d better stick to Spanish speaking countries! 😉

  3. IsaBella May 8, 2011 at 7:06 am #

    it’s in his pants, so you never know… only Shakira can tell if it’s really that big 😉

  4. emily May 9, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    Ah – no wonder he is such a giant prick.

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 9, 2011 at 11:23 am #

      LMAO! 😉

    • IsaBella May 9, 2011 at 11:31 am #

      jajajajajajajajja hilarious! 😀

    • suzanne May 9, 2011 at 1:02 pm #

      lol! this comment is #winning

  5. Sta November 8, 2017 at 2:40 pm #

    Hot, now that’s a big dick! His bulge is distracting while it’s flaccid but when erect it is huge! 9 inches I think.

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