This is making the rounds of the internet and I have to admit that it’s hilarious. I mean, I’d heard before that Pique was packing serious action and from the evidence here, it appears to be more than true. Well, then, good for you, Shakira. I’m not a fan of Pique (or as one person on ONTD_Football put it “now we know what she sees in the tool: his tool”) but this was too funny and jaw dropping not to share. I can’t believe this exists – it’s comedy gold from The X Files beginning, the clips of Shakira overreacting at the Copa Del Rey game onward. But really I don’t think it’s going to bother Pique in the slightest because A. He appears to have a massive dick B. He’s dating Shakira and C. Barca is in the finals of the Champions League. The dude has no worries.
*If you are not a fan of This Is Spinal Tap, why the hell not?!
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oh good god!!!! that thing is HUGE!!! lucky shakira. now we need proof of el chori…besides his teammates :LOL:
Well, think about it – it was La Roja who gave Chori his nickname and they’ve obviously seen Pique’s for comparison purposes. Could that possibly mean Chori’s is *bigger*?!?!?!?! HOLY CRAP.
have you ever seen “where the heart is”? maybe pk just has quarters :snorts: lol
i wondered the same thing. it looks weirdly angled
Hahaha whoa!!! Someone is happy to see someone!!! Whats does el chori meanV
It’s in the HB & HB Glossary. 🙂 (Right hand side of the page)
Haha ok. Im persian and in farsi penis is chol but if you say chori it means cute petite penis lol!!
Oh wait, it Farsi “chori” means a little penis? Albiol will be sad then! He’d better stick to Spanish speaking countries! 😉
it’s in his pants, so you never know… only Shakira can tell if it’s really that big 😉
Ah – no wonder he is such a giant prick.
LMAO! 😉
jajajajajajajajja hilarious! 😀
lol! this comment is #winning
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Hot, now that’s a big dick! His bulge is distracting while it’s flaccid but when erect it is huge! 9 inches I think.