While My Fangirls Gently Weep And Other Tales

25 May


Aw, shit! All hell’s about to break loose! This picture appeared on Sergio’s photo stream tonight. He didn’t tweet it, but it’s right next to the ones he tweeted yesterday, so he must have just uploaded it. Sergio lovers in the know say that Sergio and Lara unfollowed each other which is the social media equivalent of a bad break up, but now, all smiles? Just friends? …or more? Or is it an old picture (there is some evidence for that based on her new profile pic which shows her with longer hair) that he accidentally uploaded?  Oh the fangirl world trembles tonight, my friends!  Such drama! I love it! Meanwhile, an ocean away, noted single person Cesc Fabregas is running around my city with Robin Van Persie!


Last time we heard from this adorable twosome (on Twitter), they were at the airport and complaining about each others luggage.  Everyone wondered where on earth they were going. Turns out, NYC. Here they are taking in tonight’s New York Red Bulls/Colorado Rapids game. Note to self: Actually go see Red Bulls play more often. Scandalous rumors (started by me) that they are here for New York Fleet Week could not be substantiated, but will hopefully provide fodder for plenty of slash fic. For those who don’t know, Fleet Week is an annual NY tradition. The city is overrun with hot sailors and marines in uniform. If you have a thing for people in uniform or you’re just looking to score, no matter whether you’re gay or straight, this is the place to be for the next week. Trust me. It turns the whole city absolutely hormonal. Witness this conversation I had with my normally very reticent, straight laced work friend last year:

Friend (after returning from a lunch time walk around Battery Park): WOW! There’s so many good looking sailors out there!
Lozil: Oh yeah? Were they hot?
Friend (in a lecherous voice): Mine eyes have seen the glory!*
Lozil: XD

Heck, they even did a Sex and the City episode about Fleet Week! So, I’m not exactly saying that Cescy and RVP are here for Fleet Week, but in my mind, they so are. Let me have my dreams! (Um, is RVP drinking wine?! It’s probably Red Bull wine. They only serve Red Bull Cola at the stadium and it SUCKS!)

notoriousjk found the Cesc/RVP picture and Maisougio, of course, found the Sergio goods. Little detectives, y’all!

And something else Maisougio found is this guy’s fantasy designs for Real Madrid kits. I think we can all agree they’re a buttload better than some of the crap we’ve been seeing! Can he please do the kits? Pretty, please?

*lyric from The Battle Hymn of the Republic for you non-Americans out there.

31 Responses to “While My Fangirls Gently Weep And Other Tales”

  1. HermosaChica May 25, 2011 at 11:10 pm #

    *stumbles over the sidewalk after seeing the first picture*.. Actually, I’m still in bed. But had I been walking, I sure as hell would’ve stumbled some how..

    Just stop with the mixed signals already! How un-Sexio of you, Sergio! 😦 I’m not very happy with this situation at all. *bitter hmph* I think I’ll only ever be accepting of Sergio’s non-singleness if he’s actually hitched and happy.

    In your city?! RUN LOZIL, RUN!!!! CAPTURE THEM!!!! 😮 😮

    • Maisoun May 25, 2011 at 11:14 pm #

      :O ahhhh “shot through the heart & you’re to blame!” can we not say ‘hitched’ *wipes tears away*

      • HermosaChica May 25, 2011 at 11:19 pm #

        But but.. I meant married to you! 😀
        *comforts the left side* 😉

        • Maisoun May 25, 2011 at 11:21 pm #

          aww *happily swings to the right* lol

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 25, 2011 at 11:55 pm #

      Since Cesc isn’t going to be playing when I see them on June 4th, he owes it to me to make himself easy to find! 🙂

      There, there, ladies! It’s probably an old accidentally uploaded picture. Take heart in the fact that they unfollowed each other! 😉 I wonder how soon this picture will disappear from his photo stream?

  2. Ciotog May 25, 2011 at 11:13 pm #

    I’m more leaning towards a threesome with Thierry than Fleet wk;-) I agree on the red bull cola though its absolutley foul.

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 25, 2011 at 11:53 pm #

      Red Bull Cola is one of the most disgusting things I have ever ingested. ::shudder::

      As for a Cesc/Titi/RVP threeway? J’adore! They can hit Fleet Week for dessert! 😉

  3. notoriousjk May 25, 2011 at 11:57 pm #

    LOL scandalous rumors started by you 😉

    I love the way you describe Cesc as “noted single person”, it sounds very “Bridget Jones” esque.

    awwhh in that pic they do look happy-maybe they are back on again, or maybe its just scheme to make Nando jealous just a week before they’re to meet up again so he’ll be all “possessive”, yup I’m sure that’s it.

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 26, 2011 at 12:13 am #

      Oh hey, I like that idea! Nando will tear Sergio’s hair out if he sees him with “that woman” again! I can’t wait for new Sernando shots after the weekend.

      Oh, and Happy Worldwide Turtle Day to you. I saw this heraldic crest featuring what can only be Horsey and the blind kitten: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blason_Chaland.svg

      The three stars can represent Sese’s back tat but there’s nothing of Nando in there. Hmmmm….. wait! The shape of the shield is kinda Nando booty shaped and there’s Chelsea blue in the sky. There you go! Done and dusted! The Sernando family crest circa A Man and His Turtle era. 🙂

      • notoriousjk May 26, 2011 at 12:17 am #

        HA HA HA HA OMG that is perfect!!!!

        you are a genius!!!!

        • headbandsandheartbreak May 26, 2011 at 12:22 am #

          I found it and was laughing my ass off. I was looking for turtles in art/music/history so I could tweet you a proper itinerary of cultural awareness for today. It’s very important for a young turtle to know their heritage! 😉 I also love that it’s public domain. You can use that in the sequel to AM&HT. (hint, hint). Sergio would have that shit carved all over the house, wouldn’t he?

          • notoriousjk May 26, 2011 at 12:43 am #

            LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOO if you are going to demand a sequel to that you have to be more specific (I also accept bribes)

            • headbandsandheartbreak May 26, 2011 at 10:39 am #

              After I gave you that FABULOUS crest?! That’s not bribe enough?! You’re a tough one, aren’t you? Oh great, are you now going to want to be referred to as The Tough One? 😉

  4. Mais May 26, 2011 at 12:13 am #

    Dudes it’s an old photo. *raises hand to stop your rebuttal* this.is.an.old.photo. The end. Sergio is single and we will not believe otherwise until he tweets ‘I am in a relationship. Ya hear that you two Maises? I’m taken’ unless that happens it’s all unicorns and rainbows.
    If you’ll excuse me I have to stalk his page’s face off.

    • suzanne May 26, 2011 at 9:22 am #

      :snorts: perfect comment is perfect!

      • Mais May 27, 2011 at 1:46 am #

        Hahaha thanks, you would’ve snorted a lot more if you saw me on the bus typing that after seeing the photo. On the edge of hysteria. Or this: http://tinyurl.com/3n368wb haha. ‘s all good though 😉

        • suzanne May 27, 2011 at 1:12 pm #

          lol! that is hilarious

  5. maddy May 26, 2011 at 4:09 am #

    rvp is my hunnybunny…

  6. HermosaChica May 26, 2011 at 7:34 am #

    This conjured up a different type of weeping.
    *sigh* even our babies are beautiful! :’)

    Check out future hottie with the armband at 1:39 😀

    • suzanne May 26, 2011 at 9:25 am #

      oh the bbs!!! they are adorbs!! can i take one home?!

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 26, 2011 at 10:41 am #

      Aw! The Benjamins are so adorable!

  7. suzanne May 26, 2011 at 9:23 am #

    sergio…why do you play games with me? this better had been an accident…my heart can’t take anything else 😦

    ohhhhh, jealous of you new yorkers 😦 fleet week AND sex and rvp?! how much sexier can your city get?!

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 26, 2011 at 10:51 am #

      My city is beyond hella sexy! It would have been a powder keg of sexiness if only Guti had signed to the Red Bulls, damn him. GUTI FOR NY IN 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😉

      • suzanne May 26, 2011 at 2:38 pm #

        i will leave the timbers in the dust if guti comes to ny. i have already told the hubs that as soon as officially announced i am buying a guti redbull jersey 🙂

  8. Maisoun May 26, 2011 at 10:40 am #

    And voilà! Lara Alvarez is no longer a part of Sergio’s photo stream 🙂 hmmmm….

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 26, 2011 at 10:53 am #

      HA! You called it last night. You said it would disappear. Mistaken drunken upload is my guess. Whoopsie! Or as njk said, he’s trying to make Nando jealous. 😉

      • IsaBella May 26, 2011 at 12:06 pm #

        I would vote for the mistaken drunken upload 😉

        • GinaM May 26, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

          they look great together though right? Both looked so happy in the photo!

          • IsaBella May 27, 2011 at 9:26 am #

            you’re right, they look very nice indeed, both of them 🙂

      • Maisoun May 26, 2011 at 6:21 pm #

        Nando must have promised Sergio that he’d make it worth his while if he took the pic down 😉 I bet that had Sergio stumbling around to get that thing deleted!

        • headbandsandheartbreak May 26, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

          LOL! I can see him fumbling with his phone, cussing, and dropping it while trying to get the picture off there ASAP. 😉

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