Bits and Bobs: Oh Nuri No, Ikerlish Update, Random Musings, Papi Andres, Holy Hell Harry!

26 May

Poor freaking Nuri Sahin. Not only is Real Madrid working overtime to post horrible pictures of him, apparently, they are also making him wear Iker’s shirts. Speaking of our lovely captain…

He’s still wandering around South Africa with his lady “making a documentary” or whatever the kids are calling it these days. He took time out from filming to post another Facebook update in his fractured Google Translate English, hitherto known as “Ikerlish.” I love him so much for trying. He is perfect in every way.

Dirty Tackle once again makes my day with Random Musings of Footballers Before They Fall Asleep (Champions League Edition). The Xavi musings are particularly hilarious.

Andres Iniesta was out and about with his adorable bebe daughter, Nina Valeria. Cute little woobins!

Looks like that photo was snapped just as she heard about the UEFA ruling. I know that’s just about what my reaction was as well.

And finally, the jaw dropping shocker of the day. Can this be real? I would be shocked as hell, SHOCKED, if this came to pass.

14 Responses to “Bits and Bobs: Oh Nuri No, Ikerlish Update, Random Musings, Papi Andres, Holy Hell Harry!”

  1. AnnaBuena May 26, 2011 at 1:57 pm #

    Iker makes me laugh! He is so adorable. I am not making fun of him, mind you, as I have also used Google Translate one too many times in an attempt to communicate with Sergio. I am hoping now that he finds my attempts adorable too, rather than pathetic. Never again, Google Translate.

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 26, 2011 at 1:59 pm #

      Yeah, I’m just as guilty of the Google Translate thing, which is why I find the Ikerlish so sweet and endearing. “We are all very Real Madrid” So true, Iker baby, so true! 😉

      • AnnaBuena May 26, 2011 at 2:06 pm #

        Hear,hear!!! Haha! 😉

      • maddy May 26, 2011 at 2:23 pm #

        i dont understand ikerlish. what was the gist of the update? he really should get some help. i use google translate all the time, but we all know never to trust it..

        • headbandsandheartbreak May 26, 2011 at 2:46 pm #

          Aw, cut him some slack – he’s trying. He doesn’t have to update his own page, but he does. I give him credit for making the effort for his fans.

          He’s basically asking what we thought of the team this season and what do we think they could improve.

          • emily May 26, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

            so true. maybe we should give him pointers in the comments section below each post. I bet he would appreciate that. first pointer – never use Google Translate. He needs to use Xabi Translate 2.0. Or, he could just call Una. She would set him straight. and help him pick a shirt.

          • maddy May 27, 2011 at 3:57 am #

            dont get me wrong. its great that he updates, but i wish i could understand some of the things he says. its bad enough that i dont understand anything when they speak spanish..

          • jellyace May 27, 2011 at 5:48 am #

            Since he asked, we should all tell him that plaid shirts, torn jeans, and man-bags are out.

        • jellyace May 27, 2011 at 5:45 am #

          Be patience! Help is on going. When Iker posted that he was learning English, he really meant he had learned to use Google Translate! Hahahaha! A for effort, C for results!

  2. Maisoun May 26, 2011 at 5:52 pm #

    Aww baby Valeria is cute! I bet she’s even cuter when not channeling Rodney Dangerfield 😛

    • emily May 26, 2011 at 10:28 pm #

      tee hee hee

    • jellyace May 27, 2011 at 5:40 am #

      Valeria’s eyes!!! It’s like she’s in permanent shock mode!

  3. derbis May 27, 2011 at 2:23 am #

    what is this Iker??? OMG lol…. we are indeed all very real madrid…

  4. emily May 30, 2011 at 11:11 pm #

    Nuri Sahin is definitely kd Lang’s lovechild. Not sure who the sperm donor is, but we know the egg.

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