Awkward!

30 May

Well, I guess we’ve finally found something that Barca can’t do: dance.  (Alleged secret Madridista spy) Shakira called her sol,  Pique, up on stage along with Xavi, Bojan, Villa,  Busquets and Pedro for an impromptu sexy dance lesson. The results were predictably hilarious. Even better was this article in the Daily Mail, which is chock full Pikira PDA shots and one gloriously unexpected Busquets slam (which I just found out that The Daily Mail plagiarized from Dirty Tackle – yikes!) Anyhow, enjoy watching boys dance awkwardly. That’s always good times fun, no matter what team it is!

11 Responses to “Awkward!”

  1. Ciotog May 30, 2011 at 8:47 pm #

    I want to like Pique and Shakira, I do but the PDA is a bit much. It reminds of when I was in the library in college and the couple next to me at the table started making out- time and place people, time and place.

  2. maddy May 30, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

    xavi was workin’ it!!

    pedro is actually quite good looking..

    the video would have been infinitely more enjoyable had mono not shown his face.

  3. emily May 30, 2011 at 10:55 pm #

    It’s actually somewhat shocking to see an individual make Villa, Pedro and Xavi look tall. She is a wee wittle munchkin.

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 30, 2011 at 11:00 pm #

      She’s about 4’11′” (according to a journalist friend of mine who interviewed her). Compared to her, Xavi is a lofty 5’7″ and Pique is 6’3″ 1/2!

      • emily May 31, 2011 at 2:12 pm #

        Does she shop at American Girl for her clothes? *hee hee hee* Did ya see what I did there?

  4. jellyace May 31, 2011 at 3:55 am #

    Xavi hugged (and groped) Shakira just a little bit too long!

  5. HermosaChica May 31, 2011 at 10:50 am #

    Is no one willing to mention Villa’s jeans?.. WTF ARE THOSE?!?!
    And lol at Xavi wiggling some ass.

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 31, 2011 at 11:03 am #

      Villa’s jeans were just too painful to contemplate. I have two pictures of him that are worse. I’m saving them up for another Footballer Fashion Follies post.

  6. mel May 31, 2011 at 2:49 pm #

    I got bored half way through the video – I’m sorry! Why does it take her forever to get the players on stage.

    Anyone else notice how Pique just stared at her ass when she shook her hips.

    I wanna like them, but somehow I can’t. She’s so tiny and he’s a big giant. Everytime they kiss, I fear he will swallow her by mistake……. Or squash her when they hug.

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