Life With The Ramos, Roaming Silvas, Matching Shoes, Passing Drug Tests

15 Jun

The Ramos and his buds were out and about enjoying fruity drinks and some chillaxing time.  I can kinda imagine the scenario – picture this:

Sergio: Hey guys, we’re just having a normal boys day out, as you do, but let’s take a moment to immortalize it for my 788,118 Twitter followers, most of who will be going ‘Who the hell are those dudes with Sergio Ramos?!’  

Friend 1: But I’m wearing a bloody flat cap! 

Friend 2:  I’m in a damn tank top! You didn’t tell me there were gonna be pictures!

Sergio: No worries, the fangirls will  be too busy dissecting every aspect of my appearance to give you more than a cursory glance. You know, trying to spot my Sernando promise ring, checking to make sure I don’t have any Lara Alvarez tattoos, seeing how tight my pants are and that sort of shiz. It’s very time consuming – believe me, I know.  I read all about it on LiveJournal, Tumblr and Twitter. Besides, we’ll have that drunk dude at the bar who can barely stand up take the picture. It’ll be fine! 

Friends: Awesome! ::cue huge smiles::

 Here’s his tweet. In other vacation news, una is reporting that David Silva in New York City. That sound you heard? Kfunk22 and her baying bloodhounds on the hunt for the tiny terror. I was supposed to catch him, stuff him in my purse and bring him back from Foxboro for her, but failed miserably. Hopefully, she’ll be able to track down his adorable arse this time.

Watishista! Isabelx3JB posted this adorable picture of Luca and Cris Jr with their matching Gucci shoes over on Twitter (hope you don’t mind me sharing, girl, it was too cute not to!)  Move over Criska! Crisca is in town!


Too frigging sweet with their little shoesies and hot papis, aren’t they? They sure do resemble their daddies. UPDATE: Thanks for the reminder that we promised to blur out Cris Jr’s face. Excuse my sad ass “no Photoshop here” hack job on the poor kid. Trust me, he’s the spitting image of his daddy. Sorry! xoxo

An update on the Mexico doping scandal: The five players passed a second test. The next step is for a backup test to be done of the initial samples that got them banned. Until that comes back, they’re still out of the Gold Cup. Here’s wishing for a speedy resolution to the situation.

20 Responses to “Life With The Ramos, Roaming Silvas, Matching Shoes, Passing Drug Tests”

  1. IsaBella June 15, 2011 at 4:47 pm #

    wow Lozil, I laughed out loud reading your story about The Ramos pic!! hilarious! 😀
    he wears flip-flops and DSquared Jeans, and there’s a bottle of beer and a plastic plate on the left jaja 😉 some of the guys are holding beer and the one in the pink shirt looks like Sergio’s cuniado 🙂

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 15, 2011 at 5:10 pm #

      Oh but you’re not looking closely. At all. 😉 Cuniado? Translation, por favor! You KNOW the kind of shit my mind can make up if I don’t know the truth of things. 😉

      • IsaBella June 15, 2011 at 5:25 pm #

        what did I miss? 😉 cuniado is the brother-in-law if I’m correct, the boyfriend/fiance/husband of his sister 🙂

        • headbandsandheartbreak June 15, 2011 at 5:32 pm #

          Ah yes, Carlos – yep, I think it’s him. I had spun something much more elaborate and inappropriate out of cuniado. As I tend to do (or y’all wouldn’t have a blog to read).

          • IsaBella June 15, 2011 at 5:43 pm #

            I adore your mind Lozil 😉 as far as the pervert thoughts are concerned we think alike 🙂

  2. musikartlvr June 15, 2011 at 4:53 pm #

    Love the Cris Jr and Luca pic, but I thought you were going to pixelate all pics of Cris Jr?

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 15, 2011 at 4:59 pm #

      Yikes! Right you are – Maisougio is the art/blurring lady. I was just rushing to get the picture up and spaced. Thanks for the reminder. I’m going to go off, blur it and reupload.

  3. Caitlin June 15, 2011 at 5:01 pm #

    “Sernando promise ring” made me laugh so hard I woke my sister up from her nap.

    But seriously, if Sergio Ramos found my Livejournal, complete with porny Nando/Sergio entries, a restraining order would probably be issued.

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 15, 2011 at 5:10 pm #

      Or, you know, keep ’em busy with things to try at the next NT call up. 🙂

      • Caitlin June 15, 2011 at 9:10 pm #

        Oh gosh. That would be spectacular. Mostly I think they’d ask, “Why does she right all this sad stuff?”

        • Caitlin June 15, 2011 at 9:12 pm #


          I swear I’m not an idiot.

          • notoriousjk June 16, 2011 at 12:06 am #

            no, you are just delusional, sometimes ;-P

            • Caitlin June 16, 2011 at 12:56 am #

              Whoa. I’m not delusional. Sergio Ramos is a virgin, you just won’t admit it.

  4. kfunk2 June 15, 2011 at 5:40 pm #

    sadly, neither mine nor my bloodhounds’ eyes have laid sight of silva. but if anyone does, please set him aside for me. i’ll come duly and collect him.

    i did run into alec baldwin the other day. but he’s everywhere in nyc, so who hasn’t? love that man. he’s always reaganing in my book.

  5. Maisoun June 15, 2011 at 6:02 pm #

    Upon further dissection, I think that also may be Sergio’s very own backyard :O I know this because I pitch a tent in that upper far right corner every night….I mean… because the pattern of the stone walls surrounding his shrubbery looks a lot like the pattern in this wall no psycho here 😛

    • IsaBella June 16, 2011 at 1:38 am #

      I thought about exactly the same thing, that it may be the same house 🙂 I doubt that he stayed in Madrid for vacation though… so maybe that’s his Sevilla house…

  6. AnnaBuena June 15, 2011 at 6:14 pm #

    Uhhmnn…is Sergio’s fly open? Or is something sticking out of the front of his pants?

    • Maisoun June 15, 2011 at 6:15 pm #

      Thats the DSquared logo in red but YES! lets pretend its open 😉

      • AnnaBuena June 15, 2011 at 6:22 pm #

        *imagination at work* 😉

        • AnnaBuena June 15, 2011 at 6:39 pm #

          “Excuse me, Sergio, I can’t seem make out what brand of jeans you’re wearing, do you mind if I take closer look at the tag?” *grins*

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