It’s Official: Raphael Varane Signs To Real Madrid

27 Jun

As expected today, Real Madrid announced the signing of 18 year old Muppet Baby Raphael Varane from Lens. The 6’3″ center back passed his physical and proved that he can do a proper thumbs up pose, which is absolutely crucial to being a top footballer. If you want to read the deets about his 6 year contract and stats, here you go. If you want to enjoy some pretty pictures, click through.

One Response to “It’s Official: Raphael Varane Signs To Real Madrid”


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