As expected today, Real Madrid announced the signing of 18 year old Muppet Baby Raphael Varane from Lens. The 6’3″ center back passed his physical and proved that he can do a proper thumbs up pose, which is absolutely crucial to being a top footballer. If you want to read the deets about his 6 year contract and stats, here you go. If you want to enjoy some pretty pictures, click through.
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