I’ve been banging away on a paper all Sunday so I’m finally getting to some updates! Thanks to watishista! jellyace for mentioning Iker had posted some pictures on his Facebook, because I totally forgot to check last night in my inebriated state. Here’s one of him with Manu. Their hands are cracking me up. Manu’s like “Look! It’s San Banana!” and Iker looks like he’s presenting a prize package on Let’s Make a Deal or The Price Is Right: “Real Madrid, this striker can be your’s…if the price is right!” (And I wish they’d agree on a damn price so Manu won’t be so sad). Iker’s a regular Carol Merrill. Anyhow, Iker posted a couple more…
Arbeloa is looking deeply bad ass, isn’t he? Xabi looks delicious, Iker’s hair looks…strange and that is not Mou’s best picture by a long shot. He looks like he has Moubs in that shot. Oh dear. Iker also wanted to commemorate where he was and the stadium sorted that out for him. Looking cute, boo!
Angel Di Maria and his girlfriend Jorgelina got married on Saturday (Mou confirmed it) and he’s off to China on Monday (boy, so much for the honeymoon). I tripped over one picture from the reception, but I’m sure that more pictures will surface soon. Congrats to the happy couple.
So, I’m not sure how I managed to miss posting these pix, I can only plead insanity, heat stroke and grad school, but here are some shots of the boys hanging out pool side in LA. First off, Shiggers will be thrilled to see Iker in a bathing suit. She refers to him as the “Never Nude” because of his love of Under Armor. A couple of other thoughts: I guess the boys all have matching white bathing suits too and they don’t leave much to the imagination. Cris? Yoinks! And I know I shouldn’t be perving on the Muppet Baby, but holy shit, Varane. Erm, you’re looking good. Or will when be when you reach an age that doesn’t make me loathe myself. Sadly, Mesut is in a towel (but smiling) and we got no bathing suit Sami action. Anyhow, enjoy!
Do you see what I mean about the baby? Just avert your eyes while you can still live with yourself. If you think I’m joking, let me remind you that he just turned 18 on April 25th. Oy. And in a mystifying moment, (well, considering the source, I don’t know why I’m mystified), The Ramos posed in an abysmal hat and a long sleeve shirt that he proceeded to leave almost completely unbuttoned. Seriously, why bother to wear a shirt if you’re only going to button one button? It’s just…oh I give up. To quote a character in David Lynch’s Wild at Heart “How your mind works is God’s own mystery, baby.” Sigh.
It is what it is people. We’d die of boredom if he was any different and truth be told, I wouldn’t want him to ever change. He’s too damn entertaining the way he is. Okay, one more post and then off to bed for me. Still haven’t finished the damn paper, so I’ve got to be up early.