Post Practice Presser/Adidas Clinic

4 Aug

The ever yummy Benze-Benze-Benzema and luscious Pipita were today’s spokesmodels.  Both reiterated that it’s not for them to say if the team should get another striker and Pipita went as far as to say that he was sick of the question. Me too, baby, me too. Wonder if they’ll slag him off and accuse him of a bad attitude like they did to Cristiano?

Kaka (again) and Angel Di Maria took part in an Adidas event, did a mini clinic and signed autographs with fans. They were presented with little dolls that(according to Google Translate) represent their birth year in the Chinese horoscope. And now watishista! jellyace’s off hand comment about Kaka and a Chucky doll has suddenly, terrifyingly become a very real possibility. I am scared. Very scared. Has anyone ever seen Trilogy of Terror? The one with Karen Black and the tribal doll that came to life scarred me emotionally as a child and I still remember it vividly to this day. ::shudder::

Erm, anyhow, the event. Yeah, it seems like a good time was had by all. Even the dolls. That probably come to life at night when everyone is asleep. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ::runs screaming away::

You know what Kaka’s thinking in that last one? “I’m coming for you, Shiggers! Just you wait! And if I’m too busy, I’m sending my Kaka doll.

11 Responses to “Post Practice Presser/Adidas Clinic”

  1. jellyace August 4, 2011 at 2:09 pm #

    bwahahahaha! Poor Shiggers!

    After your description, Lozil, now I have visions of a pinwheel-eyed Kaka-Chucky invading the Toy Story playroom!

    But now you know why RM kept Kaka throughout his long injury. He is their best PR and marketing tool! That is, of course, until the rampage…

  2. Kristine August 4, 2011 at 3:58 pm #

    Trilogy of Terror! YES, I remember! most terrifying movie ever!

    • headbandsandheartbreak August 4, 2011 at 4:05 pm #

      OMG! It was sooooo scary. I’m sure if I watched it again now, it would be a total cheesefest. But I’m still so scared of it from when I was a kid, I just don’t think I can. Karen Black really sold her part – she scared the crap out of me.

  3. Allison August 4, 2011 at 5:11 pm #

    LMAO! I cannot look at Kaka now without thinking that he’s a complete psycho. And now with the doll! That last picture and the warning to poor Shiggers has me in tears.

    • headbandsandheartbreak August 4, 2011 at 5:14 pm #

      Wait’ll Shiggers sees it – she’s gonna kick my ass. Luckily, her internet connection is wonky right now. 😉

  4. Anonymous August 5, 2011 at 11:50 am #

    Not cool, man. Not cool. I don’t make fun of your fear of scary dolls or Sock Man, do I?

    • Shiggers August 5, 2011 at 11:51 am #

      Didn’t realize I’d gone anonymous. Not like you couldn’t figure out who made the comment.

      • Shiggers August 5, 2011 at 11:54 am #

        And you all can laugh all you want, folks–that man may be incredibly hot, but he is totally serial killer material.

        Hot serial killer material.

    • headbandsandheartbreak August 5, 2011 at 12:45 pm #

      NO ONE likes scary dolls. No one. And Sock Man? How could you?! ::wibble::

      • shiggers August 5, 2011 at 8:06 pm #

        You so had that coming.

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