Final Tianjin Practice/Presser

5 Aug

If ever there was a perfect “Caption This” opportunity, this is it.  Ditto for the next shot.

I’m avoiding Laverne and Shirley jokes. I truly am. But that doesn’t mean you have to!

Okay, I really need to know what’s going on in this picture with Mesut and Sergio. Are they comparing tans, muscles and tattoos? Because Mesut is serriously going to lose all three of those battles.  Is Sese explaining all the meanings of his tats? Is he trying to convince Mesut to get some ink? And what language are they speaking with each other?! These two seem to be spending alot of time together which could threaten all the other bromances.   Check out this great video of Sergzil practicing their ball skills. Here’s another shot of them together from practice.

Actually, Crispy’s legs are a bit scary. Check out that vein action. Yikes! Wowsa.

I’m pretty sure that they didn’t move that goal so that you could do chin ups on it and be a big show off, young man. Just sayin’

And finally, Kaka is giving a double thumbs up in anticipation of the berserker spree that he’s so obviously planning in his head. Just for Shigs, I found a close up of the tiny Chinese horoscope dolls each player was given. Heh heh.  Little anthropomorphic representations of the players in little Real Madrid kits (wonder if CR7’s has the collar popped?). The perfect thing to come to life and terrorize us all… Argh. Sleep well tonight, watishistas! 

I also found a picture of Xabi breaking up the fight with those little kids the other day. The little boy is cracking me up – so fierce. I love the older boy’s stank eye. He must have studied at the Villa-Torres Advanced Bitchface Academy (and got straight As). Xabi is such a daddy, isn’t he?  Well, he’s a DILF but that’s a given.

Today’s presser spokesmodels were Pepe and Alvaro Arbeloa. I’m not thrilled that they split up Arbeloa and Albiol. That’s almost a crime against nature. I like how Alvaro is trying to seduce us with a “How you doin’?” look in the first picture.

I’m doing quite well, thank you very much, Hot Stuff.  It’s Friday. This is a good thing.

And, of course, it wouldn’t be footy without the obligatory thumbs up shot, would it?

Ah, adorkable boys! How I love you so… Looking forward to tonight’s match. HALA MADRID!

4 Responses to “Final Tianjin Practice/Presser”

  1. mel August 5, 2011 at 1:59 pm #

    ❤ Sergio. Perhaps he is Mesut's mentor in the meaning of helping him adapt well in Spain. Khedira must have someone else assigned to mentor his adaption.
    I like the thought of that. But who will his mentor be….

  2. jellyace August 5, 2011 at 2:17 pm #

    BWAHAHAHA! This post had me cracking up!

    I have been tempted, ever since Habib Beye. But like you, Lozil, I have been keeping the Laverne & Shirley jokes under wraps — which is more than the fabric of the new jerseys are doing. Yeah, I’m blaming the fabric. (Checked the Glossary found the Laverne & Shirley entry — thanks!)

    All I will say is this: Laverne & Shirley are having some Happy Days hanging out with Mou! And that explains Alvaro’s “How you doin’?” look.

  3. mari August 5, 2011 at 2:36 pm #

    kyaa~ Sergzil FTW! I love them together! But please don’t get inked Mesut. You’re oh so fine with the earpiercing(s) alone!Ö

    How cute are the soccer figures! I want the rabbit ones, like what benz and el pirata got. Can’t wait for the match later. Here’s hoping that Kaka will score for the fans and will ‘smile’ more for you ladies haha! :p

  4. jellyace August 7, 2011 at 8:51 am #

    OK, let me take a stab at the “Caption This.”

    Sergio to ball: “Wilson?!?”

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