Everyone is quite agog at David Luiz’s good luck ritual before the game against Genk in the Champions League this week. It appears as if he is blessing Nando. Well, whatever he did, Chelsea won 5-0 with Nando scoring 2 goals. My suggestion? Keep that shit up, yo. In addition, we got quite a view.
David’s hands on attention didn’t just make Nando’s goal scoring talent rise. They made his other talent start to rise as well. Somewhere in Spain, Sergio Ramos is having a shitfit.
I can hear the phone conversation with Sergio now “But baby, he said to close my eyes and go to my happy place! And that’s with you, so it was just natural that I’d get “happy…” Sese? Are you there? Honey?” ::dial tone::