Amaysing Real y Mal Malaga

23 Oct

Ugh, what a first half huh? It was so exciting! Seriously the boys were on fire & kicking ass. So powerful & in control, I was in love….and now it sounds like I’m writing a romance novel. Well this aint gonna turn into a romance novel but it is about to get dirrrty! Maybe..probably…most likely.

At the start of the game, within 30 seconds of each other, each side could’ve been awarded a penalty but there was no whistle blowing from the ref. Cris was taken down by Demichelis and then Sami took Joaquin down. The game went on but not very long after the GOOOOOOOOOOOL party started!

Only 10 minutes into the game and Pipita scores! He took Ruben on in a one-on-one & won (say that out loud, its fun.) Woot woot for Di Maria, that was a great assist also.

Oh and this was Mou before and after Pipita’s goal. Boy, did he get excited!

So early in the game & already lookin’ so hot! Ooooweee Xabi! Awooogah to you sir.

Four minutes later, Pipita went from having an awesome time to a not so good one. Bubba collided with a Malaga player & ended up on the ground.

"Listen to the sound of my voice Pipa, Sergio loves you."

😦 Poor Pipa, but he was back up & ready to play in no time….he had to be promised kisses from Sergio later.

Random Santi shot because I love the cutie patootie with a booty so much!

MJ? Oh no, its just Iker. King of Pop meet King of Stops.

Ok ok now back to the pitch dominating game we were playing! In the 23rd minute, there came Di Maria again to assist Cris in his goal. Di Maria kicks the ball, it goes up, up, up and away, makes its way to Cris, who barely touches it & taps the ball in! Then…MY FAVORITE GOAL CELEBRATION EVERRRRR!!!! Marcelo makes his way over &…just watch ❤

Ahhh they’re so adorable!!! Man, Marcelo has got the moves. My sister’s wedding is next Saturday…if they play the right song…I cant guarantee that I wont bust out with that goal celebration dance. Zee, you in? 😉

And then the camera cut to Iker.

He shouldnt look so confused, we’ve seen him do this.

The boys continued attacking and 5 minutes after Cris’ first goal, he brought us another one. This time with the help of Xabi.

Can you feel the loveee tonight?

Pepe cant. You’re crushing the love dude!

At this point everyone was calling for Cris to score his 3rd & he didnt disappoint, 9 minutes we had another goal. Cris got his hat trick in only 15 min!!! Di Maria provided the corner kick, Sergio provided the header, and Cristiano provided the fabulous back heel kick!

Sergio's booty is dirty...let me clean that right up 😉

And that was all in just the first half! I was so pumped at half time thinking that the final score was going to be somewhere around 0-7 but ehh..didnt happen. We were done seeing goals for the rest of the night, but at least we kept our clean sheet!

Its not enough to look hot on the ground anymore, you gotta look hot in the air....aireee lele pom pom

..I close my eyes and think of you too Gio.

The 2nd half wasnt so thrilling, the boys slowed down a bit & Malaga had some pretty close chances at scoring. Its a good thing we had the crossbar & San Iker on our side.

Shut your damn legs!!!

You too Mou!

Oh and THANK GOD this pic came out blurry!

Why Mou? Why??

I swear when his hands slid towards the Mouberries, I almost screamed but my finger went to the PrntScr button instead…what is wrong with me?!?

Someone's finding it hard to resist Benz..I dont blame the guy!

 Post Match Comments:


“We gave a fantastic performance in the first half. We also played a solid game against Olympique Lyonnais, but our first half tonight was better. You can’t compare either of the halves tonight; it’s impossible because you can’t do better than that. We played a great first half in which we sentenced the match. Malaga weren’t the side they were after half-time, and that’s to our credit.”

“I liked everything. We played well at one-touch and two-touch football, our movements without the ball were good, and our right backs and cetre midfielders pressurised further up the pitch. I liked my team in every aspect of the game and we scored all sorts of goals: from set pieces, following steals in attack…. We gave a varied performance. I knew we wouldn’t play the same way after half-time. You always concentrate less in the second half and we faced a rabid opponent that wanted a better result and, therefore, the game evened out.”

“A coach doesn’t mind what types of goals his team scores. A coach prefers goals he’s prepared and talked about with his men, but he is also a football fan and believes some are truly memorable, like Cristiano’s. Cristiano doesn’t just serve assists, he also scores goals. That’s his natural tendency. I’m very happy for taking three important points at a difficult stadium and for winning three difficult games in one week. My men deserve to have the day off tomorrow.”

“We were greeted at La Rosaleda like at many other places. It doesn’t matter. The important thing is that there is no violence in stadiums. I don’t care if people sing against or insult me.”

“I’ve always had respepct for Malaga and my opinion hasn’t changed. I said it would be difficult for me to coach in Malaga and, furthermore, added that it would be very difficult for me to coach any other Spanish team. That’s not disrespectful, it’s just a philosophy on life one has. I have such devotion and empathy for the club I’m at that it wouldn’t be easy for me to coach any other Spanish team.”


“I’m happy with my goals, but what’s really important is that we win with or without my goals. I don’t worry when I don’t score, only when we don’t win.”

“We gave a fantastic performance; the first half probably had the best minutes we’ve played this season. My celebration with Marcelo was due to Brazilian music we both like.”


“Our first half was fantastic, one of the best things Real Madrid have done so far. The second half showed how difficult it can be to play against Malaga. They really went for it after half-time. They had nothing to lose and we were more conservative. We tried to keep possession longer, but we have to constantly look to score because that’s the only way we know how to play.”


“Malaga tried to react after half-time and we were more relaxed. We nevertheless played a serious game from the start against a difficult opponent and always knew what we had to do.”

“I feel comfortable as a centre back, but it will be hard for me to return to the right back position once I have to. In attack goals are scored by Benzema, Higuian or Cristiano. We’re lucky to have them.”


We got our 3 points WOOT WOOT!…some people drew yesterday 😉 This was our 4th La Liga win & we’re ready for our 5th when we face Villarreal next! HALA MADRID!




14 Responses to “Amaysing Real y Mal Malaga”

  1. Tania October 23, 2011 at 8:42 pm #

    I loved Cristiano and Marcelo’s goal celebration. I want him to celebrate all his goals like that
    The song is called Ai se eu te pego by Brazilian artist Michel Telo and it’s my new ringtone 😀

    • Maisoun October 23, 2011 at 8:52 pm #

      haha are you tempted to bust out dancing like the boys when you get a phone call now? 😛

      • Tania October 23, 2011 at 11:26 pm #

        Hell yeah I already learned the dance 🙂

  2. Andrea October 23, 2011 at 8:53 pm #

    What a wonderful game! Everyone looked great out there – we completely dominated and played so confidently. I could really get used to seeing more of that each week.

    Cris was brilliant! And the celebratory dance with Marcelo? Highlight. Of. My. Week. My mind starts to drift when I remember all the hip-thrusting…


    • Allison October 23, 2011 at 11:35 pm #

      I didn’t know CR7 had it in him. Marcelo, oh yeah, but not Cris. Color me impressed! And that was some karate kick goal!

  3. HermosaChica October 23, 2011 at 9:21 pm #

    There’s usually no need for me to comment here and yet again reaffirm what we all already know: are, no doubt, proving to be a quite master at creating such deliciously pervy recaps!!

    But what I think deserves to be mentioned is “look hot in the air….aireee lele pom pom” hahaha! That was so unexpected, it made me crack up for a good 10 minutes after reading it 😀

    • Maisoun October 25, 2011 at 9:43 am #

      Its not even funny, that has been stuck in my head since I wrote it LOL I need to find some time alone so I can sing it aloud til its unstuck haha

  4. Maddi October 23, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    Yay! Fantastic week for us! Did anyone catch the tweet from the Real Madrid official twitter account? “Real Madrid are current leaders of La Liga! How could I not love you?” hahaha!

  5. Zee October 23, 2011 at 10:04 pm #

    Aire Aire lmaooo i cant stop singing that song!! That was my favorite caption to date! As to busting out moves at the wedding, my moves look more like Iker’s attempt at dancing rather than cris or marcelo’s lol and I am not as brave as San Iker

    • Maisoun October 25, 2011 at 9:40 am #

      Ya Im still waiting for you to get yourself in trouble singing that song 😛 ahhh San Zee, I have faith in you & a forceful grip to make sure you stay on the dance floor!

  6. Tali October 24, 2011 at 4:54 am #

    First Real match since one month. I was so exited 😀 And then this goals and this celebration and then San Iker’s saves and then I was even more exited and yeah. I love these guys. I really, really love them. 😀

  7. SierraGutierrez October 24, 2011 at 9:05 am #

    hala Maisougio! Glad I’m not the only one who noticed the Kaka goal dedication! As soon as it happened I was all up on Una going ‘Cristiano dedicated to Kaka! To KAKA! Ahhhh!’ and commence mad flailing :L
    And oh Iker, awkward turtle dancing is just awkward :/

    Win for Cris and Marcelo tho! Mmm hip thrusts… ;D

  8. suzanne October 24, 2011 at 1:04 pm #

    what a fabulous first half of play!!!! i was so glad when i checked out the score after the match that malaga didn’t score bc they looked much better at the start of the second half before i started watching my football team in another route!
    the third goal from cris was amaysing! and the dancing…lol…the dancing.

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