Dear Derby…

28 Nov

..we’ve won again!

Love,

Los Blancos

AND that match was our 13th consecutive win, not bad I say. So it wasnt the most exciting of games, but we got the job done. Four goals, 3 points, and we’re 6 points ahead of Barca! That last bit alone is enough to keep me smiling for the rest of the week, Im going to Cheshire Cat it up 🙂 Ahhh, is anyone else getting excited for El Clasico?! We’ve been playing so well, I gotta say Im likin’ the odds….but let’s not get ahead of ourselves and enjoy some Derby pics first!

All on white. I'd make that bet too!

Big art nerd that I am, I love love love the derby banners. Seriously, its embarrassing how excited I get when I see them. Hey if there’s an opening on the derby design commitee, holla at me!

Flo-rida, Master P, more commonly known as Florentino Perez, presented our humble Captain with a commemorative football in honor of earning 127 caps with the Spain NT. Iker doesnt need to look so shy! Be a proud Banana 😉 Another bit of info, this match was Lass’s 100th game with RM, congrats to both of our boys!

Biggest “Aw fuck!” moment of the night. Adrian scored the match’s first goal at the 15 min mark…you dont fool Iker twice though, it was Atleti’s only goal. BOOYAH! By the way, was anyone else miss Diego Forlan? It was odd not seeing Dudley Hawk Right Degeneres/McConaughey, and quite sad I must say…not that I wanted someone else sending the ball past Iker!

That's more like it!

Aha! Now a couple minutes later, the boys avenged the wrong done to San Iker when Benz was awarded a penalty after being tackled by Courtois. Pourquoi Courtois? Benz’s goal was inevitable but Courtois decided to stop him with a stupid tackle, he ended up being sent off after receiving a straight red. Cris took the penalty and SCOREDDD! Real Madrid is our name &  1-1 was the game…feel free to ignore my words & just check out the pics 🙂

Something we can appreciate? How nice Benz's booty looks as he's tackled..maybe thats why he was tackled..

Man, oh man, MarCrisPe are a bunch of adorable weirdos arent they? What I want to know is, do they get together right after training to choreograph these celebrations? Is Marcelo the mastermind behind ALL the routines, because he, not so subtly, ushered Pepe over to complete the tri-jump. Hmm…well in any case, Cris needs to work on his synchronization 😉

Iker is jealous that he doesnt get to do goal save celebrations 😦

Upon returning from half time, Di Maria managed to stay off the ground long enough to score a goal! In the 49th minute, with a pass from C-Ron, Di Di put RM in the lead.

Ozi was all, “Pfff, Goal! I’ve seen those before!” so he took the opportunity to JUMP ON IT. See what Mou started?

A side of Banana Booty. Like Banana Pudding but better.

My Little Pony. Well Im sure he's not a littleee pony...if you know what Im sayin..

At this point in the match, Atleti had 4X the fouls than Real Madrid. Tsk, tsk, I do not approve. If you want to play rough, it should be when only headbands are involved.

This is as good a shot we were going to get of Luis's culito, no repeat of last year *sigh*

Speaking of booties, Pipita & his came on for Di Maria & scored shortly after.

..and thrust.

A fiesta of muscles and rippedness going on behind Pipa...veryy naice! *Sergio voice*

In the 72nd minute Callejon came on for Benz and in the 77th minute Coentrao came on for Ozil.

Pipita getting tackled in Atleti’s area resulted in another penalty being awarded, another red card for an Atleti player, and another goal from Cris. Final goal of the night and a final score of 4-1.

Xabi booty tooching was very distracting for some, the ref had to turn away.

Who wants to scratch Xabi's beard for him? Or who wants Xabi to scratch his beard on you? 😉

And I'll take one of these hugs to go please!

Next game is this Sunday against Sporting! HALA MADRID!!!

-Maisougio

 

8 Responses to “Dear Derby…”

  1. mel November 28, 2011 at 1:25 pm #

    Again the channel showing this game in Denmark had to show the very boring Arsenal game, and when the Derbi was to start and started everywhere else the Arsenal game still had 20 minutes plus 5 minuts extra time to finish……….

    Of course they went to Madrid for highlights, but man this sucks, when Real often scores at the very beginning of games……….

    Otherwise great game. Had been looking forward to seeing Atleti, after being at Calderon the previous weekend seeing their game against Levante.

    Was a bit disapointed with their derbi though.

    I SOOOOOOOO miss Folan. He shows his abs when he scores!! Never disapoints.

  2. sweethearthalo November 28, 2011 at 2:14 pm #

    I had to laugh so hard when I read this post, so my roommate asked me if something happens. well.. real madrid happens 😀 I didn’t see the match, but this recap saves my life. AGAIN 😀 Thank you for this.
    I mean looking at Cris, Marcelo & Pepe .. they are so awesome, I don’t have words for them. But Cris seems really like he didn’t practise enough .. shame on you, but I can help you boy 😀
    The first thing I thought about the second-red-card-pic was “um, Higuaín smiles so dirty” 😀

    The first thing I did on the sunday morning was to check if Barca had lost. And they did! I would say it was the perfect start of the day. 6 points! That’s historical.
    I’m going to sleep with Hala Madrid and I’m waking up with it and I’m almost crying every time ’cause I’m so much in love with these boys and this club.

    Hala Madrid!

  3. maddy November 28, 2011 at 7:38 pm #

    i sooooo miss DAVID DE GEA. that mess in his goal wouldnt have happened if he were there to man it. come back to spain 😦

    • Jenny November 28, 2011 at 8:19 pm #

      I don’t think it would have mattered. For goals 2 and 3 the keeper just wasn’t culpable. School-yard defending – the poor duck!

      • maddy November 28, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

        well of course we would have won regardless.. but he always makes 2-3 incredible saves vs us. to me he’s spain’s second best goalie

  4. Gillian November 28, 2011 at 11:44 pm #

    That Crozil pic made my WEEK!

  5. Elisha Buckley November 30, 2011 at 11:32 am #

    Sergio Pony? Hair wise yes, but I think he’ll be a stallion else where…

    • maisoun December 1, 2011 at 5:28 pm #

      That’s what I was implying 😉

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