Updated: Terrifying Shiggers Since 2010

2 Dec

Oh man, I lost it when I saw the new FIFA 12 commercial! So what part do you think will give Shiggers a complete mental breakdown? If you don’t know what I mean, click through…

Gotta admit, that’s going to give me nightmares especially the less than benevolent looking gnome in the background cooking up god knows what. Yikes!

Updated: I finally got around to checking out the Dirty Tackle take on this that watishista! Ally mentioned earlier today. Hilarious! Check it out.

– Lozil

21 Responses to “Updated: Terrifying Shiggers Since 2010”

  1. shiggers December 2, 2011 at 9:26 am #

    Holy.Mother.Of.God. First FIFA makes me gain 15 lbs and spend a fortune for World Cup (they still haven’t reimbursed me for emotional suffering during the final game, nor for my wedding expenses, since that whole thing happened due to the World Cup). Now they give me nightmares for Christmas. Thanks a whole effin’ lot, FIFA!

  2. Allison December 2, 2011 at 9:34 am #

    “Merry Chreeshmash, Rooney.” ❤ Piqué! ❤

  3. Ally December 2, 2011 at 10:18 am #

    Dirty Tackle has a funny article about that commercial 😛

    • headbandsandheartbreak December 2, 2011 at 10:59 am #

      Can’t wait to read it when I get home! I’m still plunked down waiting to have surgery. Doctor got delayed and I’ve been sitting here for 3 hours. Got stuck reading Opera News and Oprah magazine, FFS!

    • shiggers December 2, 2011 at 11:55 am #

      Absolutely superb, per usual.

  4. Kristine December 2, 2011 at 10:31 am #

    Hahahaha! love it!
    Kinda makes Pique cute, and ME NO LIKEY PIQUE DAMMIT.

    • headbandsandheartbreak December 2, 2011 at 8:28 pm #

      Guuuuurrrrrrl! Where you been?

      • Kristine December 2, 2011 at 9:05 pm #

        Hey guuuurls! Sorry, I’ve been “that” girl who’s been dissing her girls for a new man! I suck. Glad to hear all is well with you.

        • headbandsandheartbreak December 3, 2011 at 12:25 am #

          We’ll let it go this time, as long as you promise to visit us a bit more often. We miss you! Congrats on the new man!

  5. GinaM December 2, 2011 at 10:35 am #

    Hahahahahah love it!!!

    I have a small girlie crush on pique :$

  6. Jenny December 2, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    I’m guessing it’s Kaka. I realize his fangirls can never understand, but the facial expressions and that weird obsession with virginity have always freaked the hell out of me. His wife’s barrette fascination scares me too. That’s a baby with no hair. Why the barrette? Does it mean something? Will we look back and think: we should have seen it coming, there was that barrette.

    I spend too much time thinking about babies and barrette’s. This can’t be good for me.

    And yeah – he’s scary in this. He looks like he’s stopped smiling to plan his afternoon (and it involves “going postal” at practice – a thumbs-up for the cameras before letting loose).

    I always feel so guilty even thinking it – but Santa Claus at the mall every year freaks me out too, so it’s all part of a freaking-out pattern for me.

    Guy who smiles too much = scared Jenny.

    • shiggers December 2, 2011 at 10:54 am #

      I could not agree more. The barrettes are just the tip of the iceberg with that man. I’m also sure he has too many teeth. Kaka, that is, not the mall Santa. I’ve never gotten close enough to the mall Santa to have a glimpse of his teeth; you get that close and they can eat you.

      • Jenny December 2, 2011 at 1:34 pm #

        You are a kindred spirit – as Anne of Green Gables would say.

        Anne of Green Gables would have been scared too – of Kaka, not the mall Santa.

      • Jenny December 2, 2011 at 1:36 pm #

        I should mention: his Twitter profile. “Christian father and husband” – it’s like a blurb for a Stephen King thriller – and we all know how those end!

    • headbandsandheartbreak December 3, 2011 at 12:26 am #

      I have to say I have a similar fear of people who put on baby headbands (I know, rich coming from one of the owners of this site!) and barrettes pasted on bald bebes. There’s time for all that when they grow hair! Let them be as bald and beautiful as Zizou!

  7. Kristine December 2, 2011 at 9:36 pm #

    Hahahaha! I just read the Dirty Tackle article. Hilarious!

  8. jellyace December 4, 2011 at 12:18 pm #

    I can’t decide who is creepier or who is brewing evil: Kaka or that Gnome?


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