I Know Now What I DON’T Want For Christmas

8 Dec

This monstrosity is the Real Madrid Talking Players IPhone App.  This is an official app, people and it’s BATSHIT. I guess the gist is that you can make the players say what you want. In those voices. Gee, thanks.  I’m going to ease you into it with the Angel Di Maria one, because the Sergio Ramos avatar after the jump is the stuff of nightmares and I’m NOT joking.  Just remember, I warned you.

HOLY. CRAP. Why on earth would you want that on your IPhone? EVER? It’s just. ::headdesk::  And to boot, the RM YouTube site proudly posted this Sergio one. The comments are hilarious. Everyone seems to be recoiling in horror. As well they should be. Yikes.

– A very frightened Lozil

9 Responses to “I Know Now What I DON’T Want For Christmas”

  1. Mais December 8, 2011 at 11:25 pm #

    oh Lord dearest.

  2. Allison December 9, 2011 at 12:53 am #

    What. The. Fuck.

  3. Tania December 9, 2011 at 1:10 am #

    Omg What the hell is that
    I would pay money to see Shiggers reaction to the Kaka avatar one

    • headbandsandheartbreak December 9, 2011 at 1:48 am #

      HAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG! Yes! 😉

      • jellyace December 9, 2011 at 4:06 am #

        My thoughts exactly!

        That App is horrible!

  4. Andrea December 9, 2011 at 12:20 pm #

    Wow, this is just…wow.

    Is Sergio speaking both English and Spanish? No joke, at the 20 second and 33 second mark, it sounds like he’s saying “dry hump”! 😀


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