The Height Of Absurdity & The Essence Of WTF

3 Feb

Sunderland striker Nicklas Bendtner has launched a jewelry line (why I don’t know). He chose to do this in an ill fitting pink raw silk suit accessorized with a stuffed tiger, a live snake, some glassware filled with napkins (or red roses, not quite sure!) and his new Danish television star girlfriend. He then had it all immortalized with some badly lit, epically poor photography. Re-read those three sentences and pause for a moment to let them sink in. If you’re not totally WTFing after that, you will be when you see the pictures…

::headdesk:: OMFG!  Could these pictures be more unflattering? Nicklas and his new lady Julie Zangenberg look as if they’re at the prom and in the last one, like they ate a bad batch of clams. Who on earth thought it was a good idea to release these pictures? Perhaps his ex and baby mama Baroness Caroline Luel-Brockdorff? Best part though? You can barely see the jewelry – it didn’t even get a close up. But the stuffed tiger did! Great sales technique, dude.

I roared with laughter when I saw these photos and couldn’t wait to share them with you all. Hope they give you a giggle – we can use a few of those right now.

– Lozil


10 Responses to “The Height Of Absurdity & The Essence Of WTF”

  1. Ally February 4, 2012 at 3:21 am #

    what was he thinking?! xD

  2. jellyace February 4, 2012 at 6:16 am #

    There was jewelry?!?

  3. Anna February 4, 2012 at 8:03 am #

    it doesn’t help that he’s stood on a black carpet so it looks like his trousers are so long they’ve covered his shoes!
    i think this is a prime example of what happens when footballers get too much money and have no idea what to do with it- what has a stuffed tiger got to do with jewellery!??!

    • headbandsandheartbreak February 4, 2012 at 1:13 pm #

      OMG. It looks like he has no feet! That’s hilarious! Good eye, you!

    • mel February 5, 2012 at 12:45 pm #

      I actually don’t think he has that much money anymore, hence this media stunt. Just my opinion. He playes for effing Sunderland……………….. Being an Arsenal benchwarmer must pay more than a regular spot at sunderland.

      Also, he has to pay a lot of money to his kid, and his rather ridicoluos lifestyle does not come for free either.

      Julie is a Danish comedian, and is a part of the cast in a show much like Saturday Night Live, only not as good. She stared in a movie, when she was 13.

      She is 24 years old, and dated a very successfull Danish singer before she moved on to this footballer…..

      Before this event the pair went to Dubai for 5 days, because Nicklas broke his nose on January 21. after a kick to the face.

      • headbandsandheartbreak February 5, 2012 at 9:50 pm #

        Thanks for explaining their relationship in more detail! I didn’t know anything about her at all.

  4. em February 4, 2012 at 9:11 am #

    o-kaaayy… hmmmm……

  5. kfunk22 February 4, 2012 at 9:11 am #

    i actually kind of like the suit. if he had buttoned up fully and opted for a different pair of shoes, it would have been fine.
    the rest of the stuff going on here, however, need never be mentioned again.

    • headbandsandheartbreak February 4, 2012 at 9:18 am #

      I would like the suit if *Guti* was wearing it …or a woman. It just fits him really poorly.

  6. Dia February 4, 2012 at 10:17 am #

    This guy has entered Sergio Ramos territory with that suit – ill fitting, odd color. I don’t think this is “Guti” bad, but def El Ramos bad.

    *sigh* why can’t they all dress like El Pirata? Now there’s man whose style I LOVE.

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