Sunderland striker Nicklas Bendtner has launched a jewelry line (why I don’t know). He chose to do this in an ill fitting pink raw silk suit accessorized with a stuffed tiger, a live snake, some glassware filled with napkins (or red roses, not quite sure!) and his new Danish television star girlfriend. He then had it all immortalized with some badly lit, epically poor photography. Re-read those three sentences and pause for a moment to let them sink in. If you’re not totally WTFing after that, you will be when you see the pictures…
::headdesk:: OMFG! Could these pictures be more unflattering? Nicklas and his new lady Julie Zangenberg look as if they’re at the prom and in the last one, like they ate a bad batch of clams. Who on earth thought it was a good idea to release these pictures? Perhaps his ex and baby mama Baroness Caroline Luel-Brockdorff? Best part though? You can barely see the jewelry – it didn’t even get a close up. But the stuffed tiger did! Great sales technique, dude.
I roared with laughter when I saw these photos and couldn’t wait to share them with you all. Hope they give you a giggle – we can use a few of those right now.