Happy Valentine’s Day, watishistas! The world’s hottest team practiced today and got up to some locker room hijinks. Training first…
Ah, our Calleti is a brave, brave boy! So, on to the aforementioned locker room hijinks….
How about those man panties? Who is this little woodland creature? I’m sure at least one watishista will be able to identify him solely based on arse cheeks and thighs, such scholars you lot are! Anyhow, the whole hilarious story unfolded on Twitter complete with photos and shit talking among the team. You can find it all documented in this post on unamadridista.
Just by one look, I can tell that’s not Cristiano based on the thighs. It’s obviously not Sergio due to the lack of ink. Might be Arbeloa. I would LOVE to know who it is (I’d die if it was Mesut, but I think the thighs are too big). Pirata, possibly? Nah, that would ruin his indie cred. Anyway you slice it, this is a fantastic Valentine’s Day gift to us. It’s just too frigging hilarious!
And now, I have to get back to another meeting. Not terribly festive today, just lots of work!
– Lozil
Of Headbands and Heartbreak
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OMG!!!! Can I vote for Karim please? Or Pipa perhaps… naa the ass is too small for that. How abt Kaka – I can see legions of fangirls fainting if it’s him. :))
::snort:: If Kaka added a tail to his schtick, I think poor Shiggers’ head would explode in terror. But thanks for giving me a new visual to torture her with! LOL!
Definitely too small for Pipa, that ba donk of his requires its own zip code.
Karim? Yeah, that might work nicely. Verrrrrrrrrrrry nicely! 🙂
What about Calleti? He seems like the type who would be game for trying them on and he’s really slim.
Or did they haze one of the poor Castilla kids and make them put the undies on?!
The possibilities are endless and all pleasing to contemplate.
I was going to say Cris because of the build and huge thighs, If he still had a darker tan we would know for sure! lol But since you said it’s not Cris I would say either Karim or Raul Albiol. They are both built enough I think. What if Arbeloa bought them for Albiol as a Valentine’s gift and asked him to pose with them (as a way to take him back after his hair horrors), but since he forgot his phone unlocked, someone decided to tweet it!!! OHHHHHHHHH!!! Scandallllllllllllllll!!! lol
I’d say it’s Karim as well 😀 There are not that much pale boys in the team? Iker maybe? Noo. He wouldn’t do this. Never ever 😀
I’m on Benz also!!!
HMMM….my guess is Calleti and it may have something to do with Sergio calling him Seabiscuit. Maybe Mou gets a valentine gallop on his stallion!
The more naughty ponies on this team, the better IMHO! 🙂
Me thinks the key to this mystery is in the thighs! IMHO, Mr. Hot Tail’s legs are too big to be Callejon’s or Alvaro’s. My money is on Benz. Although, I do like Lozil’s theory that it’s one of the Castilla boys being hazed. 😀
Definitely not Pipita’s ass!!
My guess is it’s Arbeloa. I’d love for it to be Xabi…how surprised would we all be?
arbeloa or benz? but ramos’ clue sounds like it would be cris… i think the thighs are too thin for calleti
it’s definitely arbeloa no? didn’t he say on twitter that he left his phone unlocked and thus fell prey to the sneaky tactics of his teammates. bet it was xabi who posted it. he strikes me as being sly like a fox.
kinda looks like bambi’s
Nope. Bambi shaves his legs. His thighs are also narrower.
It’s Arbeloa, I’m telling you!
wait…mesut shaves his legs? WHAT?
i dunno about the thighs, mesut has pretty solid thighs (remember the pic in the black boxer briefs) also the behind is spot on. plus the arm looks like his. also, arbeloa is a lot taller and would have longer thighs no?
Most ‘ballers shave/wax. I always joke that when they sign to RM they are assigned their own personal waxer because that team is manscaped within an inch of their lives. Altintop, you’re next.
but does mesut shave? he doesnt seem the type? also, i remember seeing hair on his calves a coupla times. i could be wrong