Some People Need To Shave/Pipita’s Asstacular Assulation

24 Feb

Okay, Xabi, I love you and you rarely make a misstep, but you need to trim that beard PRONTO. I will not have you morph into old skool Alexi Lalas before my very eyes. Granted, I don’t think you would ever let it get that bad, hon, but then again, I didn’t expect Guti to turn into a Colonel Sanders/Harry Potter hybrid either. Also needing to shave? Mou.

Sort that shit out by the weekend, gentlemen! We need you looking fine and spiffy for the match against Rayo Vallecano on Sunday.

Pirata runs in horror from a world that doesn't (couldn't possibly) understand him

Muppet Babies Tomás Mejías, Alex, Aguza, Belima, Sobrino and Barril were on hand for training today.

Are you guys hazing one of the Mups?!

Mmmmm, Iker....


Ummm....


Yeesh!



RealMadrid.com had a little interview with Pipita today, but it’s not yet translated into English. However, they did give us a picture of his mighty ba-donk to admire.

My lord! Look at the padding that boy has on him! As Maisougio and I were discussing in the comments of her Moscow recap, he didn’t need insulation, because he has ass-ulation! I always find it one of the great mysteries of life that he and Nando can run as fast as they do while they’re carting those thangs around behind them. No wonder they both have massive thighs. They’d need to!

And on that note of booty worship and objectification, I will get back to work.

– Lozil

5 Responses to “Some People Need To Shave/Pipita’s Asstacular Assulation”

  1. shiggers February 24, 2012 at 12:12 pm #

    Seriously, a brand new Wa-tishista!, on seeing Xabi for the first time last Saturday, said he looked ! The most drool-worthy, GQ player should not be mistaken for old by anyone over the age of, like, 12.

    On another note, that first Iker photo is just yum. The rest, eh, I’m going to pretend those didn’t happen.

    Thanks for the mid-day pick me up!

  2. M February 24, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

    Dat ass…. *stares*

  3. Tania February 24, 2012 at 7:11 pm #

    I kinda like Xabi and Mou with their facial hair 😉 And that Pirata caption pure genious 😀

    • Tania February 24, 2012 at 7:12 pm #

      I have no idea why that was a winking face

  4. jellyace February 25, 2012 at 4:52 am #

    Ahhhh, that magnificent Pipitass!

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