The Sleep Deprivation Follies

I’ve been sleeping even less than usual (which is really saying something) and my mind has gone off on some seriously strange tracks lately, so please excuse any non sequiturs that may be popping up (like other things in this post). I was taking a break to eat a late lunch and I stumbled upon a few things that I thought might be of interest.

First up, a fan posted pictures that she had taken with Sese & Alvaro. I edited her out of the shots, because she looked quite young and I didn’t want to post her image without permission. However, holy salmon hell! Check out that sweater! This fan has done us a great service by immortalizing that cardie. Bless you, young lady! Arbeloa was just rockin’ his usual “I-wanna-be-James-Dean” look.

Classic, but you really should take the shades off if you’re indoors, boo. It’s as douchey as collar popping. Whoops! Never mind…

Fernando rose to the occasion (as he has a tendency to do) against Newcastle. When I saw this picture, I started singing “Nando with a boner, I know, I know, it’s serious….” to the tune of The Smith’s Girlfriend in a Coma. See? I told you. No sleep. He also gave us a back view.

All these shots were from GFSports and I have to say, they made my day. They definitely woke me up a bit, that’s for sure.

Something else that woke me up? This picture that Kickette posted today. I didn’t even notice Zlatan was in it at first. My main thought was “OH GOD, DON’T LET IKER OR SERGIO SEE THAT SUIT!”

I mean, Iker would want it because it was plaid and Sergio would want it because it’s HORRID. Oy. Just imagine that on either one of them. With a murse. It’s too painful to contemplate. I kinda looked like this when I envisioned it:

"Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"

Well, I’m off to – sing it with me! – work on another paper. Have a lovely evening and if I can keep my eyes open, I’ll post another sleepy time surprise tonight.

– Lozil