Bits & Bobs: Training, Bromance Confusion, RMRI’s First Stone, Bottling Real’s Energy, Pitch Drama And Lozil Is EVIL

29 Mar

Hello beautiful German boys! You’re looking quite delicious this morning, if I might say.  Good news today – Calleti was back training as was Angel, who it is rumored may play on Saturday. Go Norma Go!

We need every player at our disposal now. Gotta get them all back in shape! Especially Angel. Damn, how we miss him. He’s got to be completely healed and kicking butt in time for the Clasico.

What's got all their attention off in the other direction?

How do you say "fiiiiiine boo-tays" in French?

So, did anyone notice how much Pipa and Sergio were hanging out today? I mean, that’s an old bromance, but sheesh, Albiol is going to be hella confused. I mean, he seems to be a one man man. It was all Double A before this and now it’s Albiolita. He’s never been a multiple bromance player like Sergio, Pipita or Mesut. I wonder how he’s dealing with all of this?  No doubt he’s sitting around glumly listening to Katie Perry’s “Hot and Cold” on repeat and petulantly pressing skip every time a Miley Cyrus song from the Miley megamix Pipita made him comes up on shuffle. (There’s got to be a Eurodisco extended mix of “The Climb” right? I mean, if there isn’t someone should make it for this team’s usage. El Pirata would hit epic lows of misery if it happened. He’d make The Moz look like Michel Telo. And you know I’d enjoy the hell out of that.)

Plans for Real Madrid Resort Island continue, unfortunately not with me as the head designer.

The first stone was set today with Zizou, FloPeezy and Butragueno in attendance.

Sigh. I’d show them real fireworks if they’d let me program this place. Free Callejon rides for all!

A few bits and bobs from the wilds of the social networking world. Both Iker and Jailbait! changed their Facebook timelines and made much better choices than Sergio “Have I got a deal for YOU!” Ramos did.

Did you know that Real Madrid has their own energy drink? Neither did I. Does it make you as hyper as Marcelo and Pepe, I wonder?

Yesterday’s 0-0 tie between Barca and Milan in the Champion’s League didn’t go over well with Pep. Barca lodged a complaint against the pitch conditions (to be fair, it did look pretty slippery).  AC Milan bitch-pleezed ’em back posting this “Breaking News” on their website in English.

Oh and Liga BBVA posted this comparison video of Cristiano and Messi a couple of weeks ago. (Not exactly the most flattering rendering of either and I love how they made them the same height)

And finally, I am a bad friend. Evil, in fact. I just can’t help myself. Sometimes the devil makes me do…things.  Anyhow, I was on Twitter and looking for items when Kaka came on and said “Let’s chat!” Now, you know I was not going to pass that opportunity up. So I submitted the following question:

I waited breathlessly for a response so I could email it to Shigs and freak the ever lovin’ shit out of her. (See what a bad friend I am?)  Sadly, many other people submitted questions and he didn’t get around to answering mine. He signed off after about 15 minutes with this sweet little tweet:

Rest assured my dear Shiggeleh, I will never ever give up trying to get Kaka to acknowledge your existence. 😉

– Lozil

33 Responses to “Bits & Bobs: Training, Bromance Confusion, RMRI’s First Stone, Bottling Real’s Energy, Pitch Drama And Lozil Is EVIL”

  1. Peter J (@recitaldepeter) March 29, 2012 at 1:54 pm #

    There are some really good flows going on here. Sami, Ozil, obviously Ramos, and even Kaka letting it go a little bit. The lions of the field need the manes to match.

  2. Pammie March 29, 2012 at 1:55 pm #

    Pipa is such a player, bromancing all over the place.

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 29, 2012 at 5:54 pm #

      He’s like a stealth bromancer. It was always Eze but when he left, it became Mesut, Sergio, Albiol. I mean, yikes, boy, slow down before you bromance your way through the team already.

      • Pammie March 30, 2012 at 11:04 am #

        and Calleti! That was such a promising bromance until he set his eyes on Albiol. He can’t fill the void Eze left by bromancing all over the place!
        They were all bonding on the bench. So basically it’s all Sergio’s (or Carvalho’s) fault, if he hadn’t moved to CB, Arbeloa could hang with his bff on the bench like always 😛

  3. sweethearthalo March 29, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

    Le cul parfait? Would be my suggestion for french booties 😀
    Maan, I wanna have the Double A bromance back 😦

  4. shiggers March 29, 2012 at 2:29 pm #

    You. That’s just not right. Oh, we may still sit at the same table to watch games together at the pub, but I’ll be plotting revenge the whole time. The whole time.

  5. maisoun March 29, 2012 at 2:34 pm #

    Ozi is fixing for a Pantene endorsement deal in that first pic. His look is very ‘Sese who?’

    • Jenny March 29, 2012 at 10:32 pm #

      I was about to leave a comment to that very effect. LOOK AT THAT HAIR!

      And thanks to that infamous interview we know what Ozil’s hair smells like…and it’s all too much for me to take really…

      *faints*

      • GourcuffLover March 30, 2012 at 1:05 am #

        Please Tell ME!! what does Ozil’s hair smell like! I beg you.

        Oh and hello to all! Im new I am a Yoann GourcuffLover, but Im starting to Fancy Ozil,Benzema,Ramos and then some. As well as RM seems like such a fun team,

        P>S
        Love your site, yet I have no idea how I got here, BUT I love it!!

  6. KatiePar March 29, 2012 at 2:38 pm #

    I love Özil’s hair without product in it. It looks so fine and soft. Mmmmh.
    But I just can’t get over Sami’s stage grin in the first picture. He looks like a competitor for Miss Universe. Wuahahaha.

  7. Vera March 29, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

    Ozil’s hair <2

    • Vera March 29, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

      whooops ❤ lol
      ^^epic fail

  8. HermosaChica March 29, 2012 at 4:11 pm #

    Is it just me or do our boys appear to be extra beautiful today?!
    And Pipita always looks like he’s halfway through a juicy bit of gossip. 🙂

  9. Sahar March 29, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

    Sergio and pipita bromance aww i love them just look at them they always together..pipita and albiol is just friend..

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 29, 2012 at 5:42 pm #

      I’d love it if Arbeloa and Albiol would get back together. They’re best when bromancing together. Then Sergio and Pipita can bromance uninterrupted (unless Iker and Garay are around). 😉

  10. labelleperle@hotmail.com March 29, 2012 at 5:39 pm #

    unless he’s following you, kaka wouldn’t have seen your tweet because it was private 🙂

    P.S. your commentary always makes me laugh like crazy. love this blog! ❤

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 29, 2012 at 5:41 pm #

      AH! Shiggers is saved by divine providence. But I’ll know better for next time. Thank you! ::cackles::

      Thank you for the kind words. 🙂 We love making people laugh.

    • shiggers March 30, 2012 at 11:33 am #

      Great! You just had to point that out to her, didn’t you?

  11. K March 29, 2012 at 6:45 pm #

    Why doesn’t Shiggers like Kaka?

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 29, 2012 at 9:53 pm #

      She thinks he’s too nice and smiles too much. She’s positive some day that he’ll snap and turn into a serial killer. 😉

    • Jenny March 29, 2012 at 10:35 pm #

      I’m the same.

      I mean I like him (I’d prefer him not informing a world-wide audience of millions of people he and his wife were virgins and the wedding night was “really nice”) but he’s always smiling…it’s weird.

      They landed once at 2 am in China and he was smiling away.

      Like dude – it’s 2 am. You’ve been on a flight for 12 hours. WHY ARE YOU SMILING?

      So we like him – but he freaks us out. Is it possible for one person to be so pure and nice? He must have flaw!!!!!

  12. Dia March 29, 2012 at 7:20 pm #

    Who’s the coaching staff member in the 14th pic? The pic just under the “french boooo-tay” photo (lol). Not Aitor, the other one. Far left. Never seen him, he’s cute. Older, but cute.

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 29, 2012 at 9:58 pm #

      The dark haired guy? I don’t know his name but I’ve been scoping him out for awhile too. He used to have a beard. Very cute.

  13. Dia March 29, 2012 at 7:22 pm #

    LOL @ Barca bytchin about the pitch conditions. Its never your fault, is it Barca? *eyeroll*

  14. Izan March 29, 2012 at 8:32 pm #

    Mesut…suddenly i wondering why he didn’t cut his hair yet?huhu…i like his short hair!

  15. manie March 29, 2012 at 9:46 pm #

    I wish Cris would leave his hair less gelled, like in training today. Gel does not always mean good.

  16. Allison March 29, 2012 at 10:17 pm #

    What the hell happened to Fabio’s hair!?

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 29, 2012 at 10:24 pm #

      He got a little mohawk recently.

      • Dia March 31, 2012 at 9:49 am #

        It looks like a Mohawk/Mullet combo. A Mohawlett 🙂

        I likes mah men with longish hair so I’m liking Mesut’s hair lately.

  17. Jenny March 29, 2012 at 10:37 pm #

    That hair – and the fact I know what it smells like – WOW

    And Mesut’s perfect crinkly ears are set off so well by his product-free hair. Let the hair breathe Mesut! Let it breathe free!

    LOL at Barca. It’s so awfully Arsenalesque of them to be complaining about pitches!

  18. Em March 29, 2012 at 11:20 pm #

    Did you guys see the Dirty Tackle article with Iker picking his nose?

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