Okay, so we’re drunk, but a debate is raging through the Brooklyn Sweaty Shanks Pena: “Does Size Matter?” I don’t care. I’m just thrilled to see Mesut in his boxer briefs. Shiggers and J-9 are more discerning in their critique. WHATEVER, BITCHES! THREE POINTS!
– Drunken Celebratory Lozil
PS Still bursting into tears periodically. HALA MADRID!