Mesut In Underwear Spotted: Existence of Benevolent Omnipotent Diety Confirmed

21 Apr

Okay, so we’re drunk, but a debate is raging through the Brooklyn Sweaty Shanks Pena: “Does Size Matter?”  I don’t care. I’m just thrilled to see Mesut in his boxer briefs. Shiggers and J-9 are more discerning in their critique. WHATEVER, BITCHES! THREE POINTS!

– Drunken Celebratory Lozil

PS Still bursting into tears periodically. HALA MADRID!


31 Responses to “Mesut In Underwear Spotted: Existence of Benevolent Omnipotent Diety Confirmed”

  1. maddy April 21, 2012 at 4:50 pm #


    now if mesut had posted that pic, i’d be all ‘oh honey no’

    but for now :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D icing on the cake.

  2. Kristine April 21, 2012 at 4:52 pm #

    You can’t really tell anything from that angle. We need more evidence!

    OMG we beat Barca! At Camp Mou! OtothefuckingMG!

  3. Kristine April 21, 2012 at 4:53 pm #

    Sergios ABS ladies.

  4. absolutelyatx April 21, 2012 at 4:59 pm #


  5. blackwiidow April 21, 2012 at 5:00 pm #

    SO happy. so very very very very happy. delighted! thrilled! thank god for sites like this, because no one gets why i’m so hysterical right now! (i swear right now, when i meet a man who understands just what a big effing deal this is, and why, i will marry him!) HALA MADRID!!!

    ps: iker, you tease! drop the shirt!!

    • Mais April 22, 2012 at 12:57 am #

      I’m convinced Iker is trying to cover something up with that Varane shirt. Why else would he be holding it up? It’s like, the guy’s standing right next to you dude!

      • jellyace April 22, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

        Maybe Iker is like Chandler Bing in “Friends” and is just trying to hide his third nipple!

        • Mais April 22, 2012 at 4:50 pm #

          It’s a ‘nubbin’.

  6. Kel April 21, 2012 at 5:12 pm #

    I’m a tiny person so everything is pretty big to me. : )

  7. lym April 21, 2012 at 5:26 pm #

    Size doesn’t matter as long as he knows how to use it! Jajaja. Let the crazy drinking begin after 90 mins of NO breathing!

  8. Allison April 21, 2012 at 5:32 pm #

    I bet you Iker is naked & begged Varane to help cover his modesty. Damn you, Iker! Stop being a nevernude & show us what you got!

    • Kait April 21, 2012 at 11:29 pm #

      I agree! Why did he have to put up that blasted jersey! I want some Iker au natural. Or at the very least, shirtless. Is that too much to ask?

  9. Heidi April 21, 2012 at 5:36 pm #

    I think three points is wayyy to small for Mesut. I have a feeling he bigger than can been seen and I’d only care about Sergio… But I think Mesut has a little bit of “showing my body” off!!

  10. Heidi April 21, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

    But again I am going through my brain and cannot wrap my head around him being Muslim and yet he shows so much skin (this isn’t the first time). I guess all those rules are for the women!

    • maisoun April 21, 2012 at 6:12 pm #

      I really hate to ruin this post & moment of celebration for all Madridistas with some serious talk, so I’ll just make this quick…

      We’ve discussed Ozil’s fondness of stripping down in previous posts, hardly any of us complain about his willingness to do so, and what it all comes down to is a choice he makes. Are there guidelines for ALL Muslims to follow? Yes. Do each individual Muslim, man or woman, decide how to follow? Yes. If you know enough Muslims, you’ll find that some decide to cover and some do not. The rules are not just for the women, as you say.

      This was longer than I intended so I’ll end with a “TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!” 😉 HALA MADRID!!!

    • maddy April 21, 2012 at 11:26 pm #

      all religions and faiths have rules and guidelines. does everyone who follows these religions follow each and everyone of these guidelines? not even close. there are muslim women who do not follow this particular guideline (re: clothing). the rules are not only for women.

      its not wise to generalise rules of a religion based on what one follower of the religion does. i suggest you do some basic research on the rule in question before deciding what the rules are based on what Mesut Ozil does. you do not have to agree with the rules, but such statements are borne of ignorance and are disrespectful to the muslims who visit this blog.

      • Mais April 22, 2012 at 12:55 am #

        I think you girls covered this pretty well, so I won’t be getting into it. Just want to say, Hala Madrid!

  11. Danielle April 21, 2012 at 5:58 pm #

    Mesut and Sergio both have great bodies and should show them off at every available opportunity. Oh wait, they already do 🙂 NICE ONE BOYS!!

  12. Cindy April 21, 2012 at 6:19 pm #

    HALA MADRID. So when does it become offical that we won La Liga?

    • Rose April 22, 2012 at 2:27 am #

      We need to win 2 out of the next 4 games. Hopefully we will clinch after the next two games, but possibly sooner if Barca falters.

  13. drea April 21, 2012 at 7:24 pm #

    OMG it’s been hours, I’m reading the matchcast, and I’m STILL crying. Is anyone else still crying? I’m almost tempted to go trolling some of the more hateful Barca sites but I will take the high road and try to retain some composure because Champions League, and possibly another Clasico, still awaits.

  14. Caivallon April 21, 2012 at 7:26 pm #

    I know why I visit your lovely site every day…
    Perfect picture for a perfect day. Now I’ve got everything I need for very nice dreams ^_^
    Thanks my ladies, sleep well

  15. panama April 21, 2012 at 7:35 pm #

    Those hip dips! The abs! Icing on the cake 😉

  16. Mia April 21, 2012 at 9:08 pm #

    I was crying when I left Camp Nou! What a night, and what a game! All the culés were pretty upset with us though. Two blond girls, waving our white scarfs in their face. Such a lovely feeling 😉

    • Mia April 21, 2012 at 9:12 pm #

      scarves*. Wow, to much Cava..

    • Rose April 22, 2012 at 2:21 am #

      OMG that’s right, you went tonight! I would have loved to have been there. Please do share some details if you are willing!

      • jellyace April 22, 2012 at 3:01 pm #

        Please! Share with us what must have been a terrific experience!

  17. dreamsequence April 22, 2012 at 12:43 am #

    Okay, I almost walked into a tree while I was checking facebook on my phone, thanks to this popping up in my newsfeed. Then I blushed for about a half an hour. Ah, Mesut.

  18. Melissa (@BombayTalkies) April 22, 2012 at 1:03 am #

    If he’s willing to get mostly naked for a photo that he knew would end up all over the internt (and on the cover of Marca, oy!) then just imagine how uninhibited he must be when he’s alone in his own house.

    *Buys binoculars, gets on a plane to Madrid*

  19. Izan April 23, 2012 at 12:25 am #

    after the game…I’m back to slept (like in heaven as I tweet to Lozil!)…woke up for pray, and thank my God for His kindness and bless to them (and us!).My mum think I’m crazier than before (I’m MU fans for all of my life,still a fan even Cristiano went to RM…but at RM,I’m Mesut’s fan!)…when they played,I just can’t stop to pray…mumbled and scream.I believed everyone displayed their best that night…but personally Casillas,Albiol, Cristiano and Mesut were the best.This week..vs Bayern for 2nd leg semis….hope they can do something to win..
    By the way…that Mesut’s pic just make me smile! huhu…I’m muslim too,but cannot say much because nowaday many Muslims are open-minded for several things, some follow the rules, some are so and so…it depend on yourself.tq.

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