Oh Dear. Someone Wasn’t Paying Attention

23 Apr

Sport posted this cover with an unfortunately positioned Xavi (looking like he’s giving Puyi head) with an ad below it that says “Sex islLife.”  The Internet (which is forever, people!) gleefully jumped all over it and got the hashtag #LaMamadaDeXavi trending in Spain (The Blowjob of Xavi). 

Sport did a little rejiggering of the cover and replaced it with the one below, moving the ad to the other side of the page. Oh well.

Here’s a side by side comparison. I have to admit, I giggled quite a bit. These are the sorts of things that appeal to our immature inner 12 year old.

Also, here’s a few articles dealing with the Clasico and it’s aftermath by Phil Ball, Sid Lowe and Nicholas Rigg. The ever hilarious Brooks Peck of Dirty Tackle provided this piece of “Future News” that convulsed me with laughter.

– Lozil

8 Responses to “Oh Dear. Someone Wasn’t Paying Attention”

  1. manie April 23, 2012 at 9:25 pm #

    Omg I just laughed out loud for a good minute. That. is. hilarious.

    And Brooks is just too funny.

  2. black widow April 23, 2012 at 9:36 pm #

    i laughed so hard, it induced an asthma attack. but it was totally, totally worth it.

  3. Rose April 23, 2012 at 11:07 pm #

    OMG I can’t with this. I may be dead right now from all the hysterical laughter.

    • headbandsandheartbreak April 23, 2012 at 11:14 pm #

      You definitely don’t want to read the Dirty Tackle article then. It sent me over the edge.

      • Allison April 24, 2012 at 10:00 am #

        “It is time for all other clubs to resume their poor imitation of our style of play and lose to us with dignity.” Word. I hope Chelsea will take these words to heart today. 🙂

  4. Izan April 23, 2012 at 11:36 pm #

    That future news was awesome!!!hahaha

  5. M April 24, 2012 at 2:08 am #

    The main blowjob pic alone was good enough to make me splutter my coffee all over my keyboard. So. Worth. It!!

    I love this and yes, it’s the perfect way to start my day.

    Also, CESC IS SUFFERING!!!!! Bwahahahahahahah!!!!

    Call me small, petty and bitchy, but I for one, am throughly enjoying the barfa bashing trip that the press is on.

    I’m just feeling a bit bad for Chelsea though, coz the hobbit will probably be out for blood tonight. Ah well, better them than us.

    • April April 24, 2012 at 9:38 pm #

      Looks like Chelsea have a couple of chupacabras of their own!

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