Sport posted this cover with an unfortunately positioned Xavi (looking like he’s giving Puyi head) with an ad below it that says “Sex islLife.” The Internet (which is forever, people!) gleefully jumped all over it and got the hashtag #LaMamadaDeXavi trending in Spain (The Blowjob of Xavi).
Sport did a little rejiggering of the cover and replaced it with the one below, moving the ad to the other side of the page. Oh well.
Here’s a side by side comparison. I have to admit, I giggled quite a bit. These are the sorts of things that appeal to our immature inner 12 year old.
Also, here’s a few articles dealing with the Clasico and it’s aftermath by Phil Ball, Sid Lowe and Nicholas Rigg. The ever hilarious Brooks Peck of Dirty Tackle provided this piece of “Future News” that convulsed me with laughter.
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Omg I just laughed out loud for a good minute. That. is. hilarious.
And Brooks is just too funny.
i laughed so hard, it induced an asthma attack. but it was totally, totally worth it.
OMG I can’t with this. I may be dead right now from all the hysterical laughter.
You definitely don’t want to read the Dirty Tackle article then. It sent me over the edge.
“It is time for all other clubs to resume their poor imitation of our style of play and lose to us with dignity.” Word. I hope Chelsea will take these words to heart today. 🙂
That future news was awesome!!!hahaha
The main blowjob pic alone was good enough to make me splutter my coffee all over my keyboard. So. Worth. It!!
I love this and yes, it’s the perfect way to start my day.
Also, CESC IS SUFFERING!!!!! Bwahahahahahahah!!!!
Call me small, petty and bitchy, but I for one, am throughly enjoying the barfa bashing trip that the press is on.
I’m just feeling a bit bad for Chelsea though, coz the hobbit will probably be out for blood tonight. Ah well, better them than us.
Looks like Chelsea have a couple of chupacabras of their own!