Lord, Sergio,That Jacket Is HIDEOUS

27 Apr

Sergio has been known for some heinous coats in his time, notably this monstrosity and the legendary Frankencoat (and I forgot this one!) but I personally think that there is a special place in hell for denim blazers. Especially ones that feature gradiated fading and the word “Dungaree” on them. Just UGH. Anyhow, if you don’t want to see Sergio and Lara together, DO NOT PROCEED PAST THIS POINT. If you do, no bitching please! Cheers.

"Hey baby, wearing this jacket makes me frisky! How about you?"

"Erm, not so much, Sese"

"You don't think it's fashionable, babe?"

"Ummmm...." ::Sergio is confused::

"I'm much happier not being near that jacket, but damn, your hair is FAB!"

– Lozil

18 Responses to “Lord, Sergio,That Jacket Is HIDEOUS”

  1. GinaM April 27, 2012 at 1:41 pm #

    They match each others styles!
    Sooooo cute!!!!
    I think she’s pretty, like natural beauty

  2. Kait April 27, 2012 at 1:44 pm #

    I can’t stop looking at their apparent matching pants with holes and distresses in the exact same places. Is it just me? Am I just crazy?

    They are cute together. It must be true love when dealing with such eclectic fashion like Sergio.

    • drea April 28, 2012 at 1:57 am #

      They’re cute together, but those matching tattered jeans are just too much for me. I bet they even bought them together. Oh well, to be young and trendy…..

      I have a feeling she’s responsible for his run of good hair days. She must be sharing her conditioner (and probably the services of her colorist) with him.

  3. Peter J (@recitaldepeter) April 27, 2012 at 1:45 pm #

    Sergio can miss as many penalties as he wants and I’ll still love him way too much. However this? This makes it tough.

    But then you look at that glorious mane and you just have to tip your cap.

    Lara seems to be working with a colour palette stolen from the set of Miami Vice.

    • headbandsandheartbreak April 27, 2012 at 7:41 pm #

      Thank god – I was wondering if you were going to defend that indefensible jacket. 😉

      • Laurean April 27, 2012 at 9:18 pm #

        Well, that jacket is atrocious for sure, but I have a lot against light coloured jeans too- on both of them. If they were darker, maybe…just maybe the pic wouldn’t be so bad.

        However, I think this clothing fumble has made me like her a bit. I can’t deny that she is cute (maybe cuteiful – mix of cute and beautiful), and she is always looking wonderful when she’s working, but those clothes signify relaxation. She doesn’t seem to be afraid to be real and does not have to be dressed-up constantly. But it all gets back to those horrible faded jeans and the faded jacket.

  4. Vanessa G (@vrock112) April 27, 2012 at 1:48 pm #

    They can share jeans and hair ties! lol But they are adorable together!

  5. Rose April 27, 2012 at 1:56 pm #

    Dear God, their love affair has physically manifested itself in the form of matching horrible jeans. Sergio, I’m happy that you’re happy, but that doesn’t mean you can inflict this kind of fugliness on the rest of us.

  6. Kristine April 27, 2012 at 2:05 pm #

    They are a match made in hideous fashion heaven!

  7. Jenny April 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm #

    Oh hell.

    Well – at least we got some pictures of them together. I love pictures of the boys in love – how adorable.

    And she’s so cute! I hadn’t seen a picture of her in a while – just gorgeous! Sergio is one lucky man! She’s so adorable (as in: beautiful-adorable).

    • Peter J (@recitaldepeter) April 27, 2012 at 2:35 pm #

      +1 for “beautiful-adorable”, that’s exactly what she is. That smirk on her face when he’s kissing her? Amazing.

      You want to take her home to meet your parents and also get mildy inappropriate on the dance floor with her at the club.

      • Jenny April 28, 2012 at 2:10 am #

        We have the same taste in women! She hits all my latent bisexual urges!

  8. Natalie April 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm #

    why do they have matching holes in the jeans?? even same side!!!

  9. suzanne April 27, 2012 at 3:47 pm #

    oh lara, what is sergio doing to your dressing dear?! sese…i’m just going to focus on your beautiful hair

  10. HermosaChica April 27, 2012 at 7:23 pm #

    “Dungaree”?..I just can’t.
    ..Well at least he got the “dung” part right 😆

    And dammit they look cute! *sniff* 🙂

  11. jellyace April 27, 2012 at 11:31 pm #

    For Sergio’s next birthday, we should each donate a piece of our clothing, then have someone quilt parts of them into another Frankencoat, sew on an HB&HB logo (which he will mistake for an obscure designer label) and send it to him. Not only would he love it, he would wear it, in public!

    • drea April 28, 2012 at 2:01 am #

      LOL! Frankencoat! I love this idea. Just an evil thought: maybe we could sew a listening device into the collar?

      • jellyace April 28, 2012 at 10:15 am #

        Remote video cam for a button!

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