Updated: Beaucoup La Roja Part III

23 May

“Hey! It’s a text from Nando!”

Sergio’s bromantic life is about to get very complicated indeed. Nando is on his way. He’ll have to let Jesus down gently.

“Crap, he’ll be here in two days. I gotta talk to Jesus about this.”

“Hey, boo – got a minute?”

“Sure, Sese! What’s up?”

“Nando will be here Friday. We need to rekindle our Euro 2008 love.”

“The fangirls are counting on us. It’s not you, Jesus. It’s me.”

“I get it, Sese. With Silvilla out of the equation, something must be done.”

“May I suggest a hot oil treatment though, Sergio? You’re looking rather frazzled.”

While Sergio sorts out his hair before Nando’s arrival, I think Jesus should look to Silva for some bromancing. They’re both small and perfectly formed. It would be a nice pairing. In the meantime, someone has to get Soldado away from Arbeloa if the Double As are ever to reunite.  Now, as watishista Tali theorizes, Alvaro may be giving love to Roberto just to make Raul jealous. If it works, then have at it but seriously, gentlemen, WORK YOUR SHIT OUT BEFORE REAL’S PRE-SEASON HAPPENS. You have until mid-July. Thanks.

Practicing his bitchface to compensate for lack of Villa on squad.

The team also signed autographs for some lucky young fans today. The kids must be so thrilled!

Phew! That was a ton of La Roja. More soon. Enjoy! (Photos courtesy of Daylife, RFEF.es and GF Sports) Updated: Iker posted the last shot on his Facebook. Cute!

– Lozil


6 Responses to “Updated: Beaucoup La Roja Part III”

  1. Vanessa G (@vrock112) May 23, 2012 at 3:11 pm #

    O.M.G love this post! lol Needed a sergio fix to get me through the day!

  2. April May 23, 2012 at 3:33 pm #

    I love that we had the same exact thoughts upon seeing the Sergio w/ phone pics. 🙂 Do we feel like Mata could maybe pull Soldado a way a bit? Or is he going to be hanging with Silva? Or maybe he joins Sernando? They’ve had some pics together, all three of them.

  3. maisoun May 23, 2012 at 5:46 pm #

    *sigh* I had almost forgotten about that ugly world cup tattoo…

    • em May 26, 2012 at 12:43 am #


  4. black widow May 23, 2012 at 10:50 pm #

    “I think Jesus should look to Silva for some bromancing. They’re both small and perfectly formed.” okay, i actually snorted. hee! (but i can’t deny it wouldn’t be cute!)

    you know, i worry for iker during national team duty, what with the lack of bromancing whilst sergio is off being a hussy. won’t anyone think of el capi?!

    • SierraGutierrez May 24, 2012 at 6:04 am #

      Cesc will be there in a few days 😉

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