I Yam Happy Woman

2 Jun

Well, until Real Madrid says something officially, I am cautiously optimistic, but I really hope this is true. Pipita’s agent gave an exclusive to Goal.com (REALLY? THAT’S WHERE YOU CHOSE TO ANNOUNCE SUCH EARTH SHATTERING NEWS? YOU COULD HAVE CALLED US, DUDE!) saying that he won’t be leaving RM. 


Higuain not leaving Real Madrid, says agent
The player’s representative has ended all speculation about the attacker’s future by stressing that his client is going nowhere this summer

By Nicolas De Marco

Norberto Recasens, the agent of Gonzalo Higuain, has insisted that the Argentina international has no intention of leaving Real Madrid in the summer transfer window.

The 24-year-old is continually being linked with a move away from the Liga champions ahead of the 2012-13 campaign, but his representative has now made it clear that a summer move is not an option for the former River Plate star.

“Gonzalo will not leave Real Madrid. He will remain at the club to fulfil his contract,” Recasens stated to Goal.com.

“We had offers from other teams as well, but he will stay at Madrid.

“He is very happy at the club. It’s not like he’s playing at some third division team. We’re talking about Madrid here. Of course, he wants regular first team action, but he’s happy here.”

Higuain has a contract with Real Madrid until the summer of 2016.

Arbeloa and Albiol could not be reached for comment as they are currently locked in the honeymoon suite at La Rozas. However, once word reaches them, we expect bickering to resume, especially after Albiol dances around the room yelling “HAPPY MAN! HAPPY MAN! I YAM HAPPY MAN!”

– Lozil


7 Responses to “I Yam Happy Woman”

  1. black widow June 2, 2012 at 11:17 am #

    bwahahaha! that last paragraph is the BEST. i can imagine every single RM player whooping with joy and arbeloa having a tiny pout over this news (i’m totally kidding, of course). this is fantastic! hurrah, higgy!

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 2, 2012 at 11:21 am #

      Ha! You might not be that far off the mark. He’s already pouting and side eyeing to beat the band as evidenced here.

      • black widow June 2, 2012 at 11:22 am #


        • jellyace June 2, 2012 at 11:58 am #

          Whoopee! Yes, that will be coming soon!

  2. Jenny June 2, 2012 at 12:04 pm #

    Goal.com does occasionally make up these interviews: they’ve been caught too many times – but I consider this a good omen.

    Besides – that it’s being reported will turn off other clubs: SO KEEP THE REAL OR FAKE INTERVIEWS COMING BBS

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 2, 2012 at 1:02 pm #

      Exactly. There’s been no shrieking denial of the article, so let’s hope we’re on the right track. Bromances depend on this!

  3. number1barcachick June 2, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

    ikr very happy now we can continue to stare on his nice plump behind without worry 🙂

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