OH DEAR GOD NO!

4 Jun

What…the…FUCK…did…he…do? Pony why???!!! Someone tell me it’s not that bad or it will get better because I’ve got one swollen eye & this haircut ain’t looking so hot through my good eye! Lie to me, por favor! Is there some way he David Luiz’d us? Oh Pony Gods, I cry to you!

Ok….maybe it will get better but not right now! This is the same kind of morning attack I had when he got trimmed last year. No hair for the Euros, no hair flipping headers, no…wait a minute….no HEADBANDS??? Oh, Pony. D:

-Mourning Maisougio

91 Responses to “OH DEAR GOD NO!”

  1. Elisha Buckley June 4, 2012 at 9:51 am #

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • maisoun June 4, 2012 at 9:52 am #

      Deep breaths girl, deep breaths!

  2. maisoun June 4, 2012 at 9:51 am #

    Now there’s no disputing that he did, indeed, father Fabio Coentrao! Sergio, you ARE the father!

  3. mygypsyspirit June 4, 2012 at 9:52 am #

    I just keep seeing beach volleyball… Ice Man… Val Kilmer in Top Gun anyone?

    • maisoun June 4, 2012 at 9:55 am #

      *cries* the resemblance is definitely there. *cries some more* And we were just getting to see Pony buns again!

      • Kristine June 4, 2012 at 9:57 am #

        Ok, I am crying a little over the pony bun loss!

    • Allison June 4, 2012 at 10:15 am #

      He does! I think this is the appropriate time for us to hear Quentin Tarantino’s explanation of what’s really going on in Top Gun:

      http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NzY9a-WmE6o

  4. Kristine June 4, 2012 at 9:53 am #

    I just lost my breath for a second.
    I’m gonna say that I think he looks great, haircuts always look overdone when you leave the salon. As much as I loved his long hair, this change is really working for me! (never thought I would ever say that!)

    • maisoun June 4, 2012 at 9:58 am #

      I remember last summer someone photoshopped Xabi’s hair onto Sergio & I thought it looked great, I just never thought he’d chop all his hair off! Especially before a big tournament, what happened to superstition & rituals? I thought pony hair is the highest form of luck! 😛

      • Kristine June 4, 2012 at 10:02 am #

        It’s the GIRL, I tell ya!

        • maisoun June 4, 2012 at 10:04 am #

          Sergio needs to put his hoof down & tell Lara that hair jealousy is a romance killer! No need to attack his mane-hood!

          • M June 4, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

            lolol comment win! i chocked on my coffee when I read this!!!

        • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 10:41 am #

          Oh, I’m not blaming Lara. Do you honestly think that Sergio does ANYTHING he doesn’t want to? I mean, seriously, I can’t imagine that poor girl wants to be seen with him in any number of hideous outfits he parades around in. If she had any influence, she’d probably use it on that first. Because, honestly, yikes.

          I think Juan Mata put a bug in his ear and said “Nando really likes short hair. He told me you’d look hotter that way.” (and then he fled and maniacally cackled)

          Either way, I join you all in mourning. I was looking forward to a Euros full of free flowing locks and pony buns.

          OH THE HUMANITY!

      • Rose June 4, 2012 at 10:57 am #

        How did I miss that? I guess we have the real deal now, but I’d still love to see that photoshopped picture.

        • maisoun June 4, 2012 at 11:11 am #

          I still like the photoshopped version better, he needs to trim some off the top… http://pikchur.com/AW4i

    • drea June 4, 2012 at 12:30 pm #

      *catches breath, exhales slowly* So, so THIS is what he leaves us with before he goes offline till the end of Euro!????!! He sure knows how to make it dramatic! But seriously, I agree that he does look great, still hot, especially in the second photo. It’s a good change, could have been worse. Maybe he was getting split ends.

      • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 12:42 pm #

        In good news, he also announced that he will be able to tweet during the Euros, so I guess that’s something.

        • drea June 4, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

          *happy happy jump claps* Now if only Nando would finally do something with that Twitter account of his.

  5. Allison June 4, 2012 at 10:08 am #

    Sese! I actually gasped when I opened HB&HB this morning. I mean, I like it but WHAT ABOUT THE HEADBANDS?! Maybe he will auction them off.

    • maisoun June 4, 2012 at 10:26 am #

      Can he auction off his ponytail too? …he makes a creep outta me, so what? 😉

      • Rose June 4, 2012 at 11:19 am #

        He should donate his hair. It would make a great wig, and not just for Iker I mean. Probably wasn’t long enough though.

        • Anna June 4, 2012 at 11:36 am #

          hahaha i was actually thinking the same thing! someone somewhere would want hair that nice for extensions or a wig or something, hair that smooth would probably go for a lot of money!

    • dreamsequence June 4, 2012 at 5:28 pm #

      To be fair, it opens up the headbands for a world of other uses….

  6. Mitch June 4, 2012 at 10:12 am #

    In the first photo he doesn’t look too convinced he did the right thing! I’ll miss the headband.

  7. justpitchy June 4, 2012 at 10:14 am #

    I saw the second picture first… and I actually REALLY thought it looked good! I think he just needs to “play” with it for a few days. You know how you have to do that when you get a new cut?

  8. Allison June 4, 2012 at 10:18 am #

    Maybe he and Piqué made up & Geri took him for a celebratory haircut. (as you can tell from the number of posts, I’m fascinated by the new hair.)

  9. Anna June 4, 2012 at 10:22 am #

    i think his short hair looks great, but i’m pretty devestated that i can’t sit and envy his long, shiny hair… how fast do we think his hair grows? (quickly, please)

    • Kristine June 4, 2012 at 10:28 am #

      His hair does grow fast.

      • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 10:42 am #

        There’s that to console us. ::sniffle:: By midseason, we should have old Sese back.

        • maisoun June 4, 2012 at 10:56 am #

          Midseason? You mean a lifetime away?? Where’s my paper bag?!

          • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 11:09 am #

            I know, right?

            • Anna June 4, 2012 at 11:39 am #

              as long as it doesn’t set off some kinda trend in the NT (i’m looking at you nando, although his short hair was nice), or when he’s back with madrid- we can’t have mesut or sami losing their headbands too, the thought of them with shorter hair… 😐

  10. jellyace June 4, 2012 at 10:38 am #

    I was shocked when I saw his posts on FB. And I thought: Nooooooo….
    Now he really looks like Val Kilmer aka “Ice” in Top Gun.
    I think he looks good, tho, but no more headbands.
    Hope this won’t affect his ability to do headers.

  11. kara wilson June 4, 2012 at 10:44 am #

    omg…..omg….omg…why..my world just stopped..

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 10:51 am #

      Breathe! We’ll get through this…together. ::hands you the Kleenex::

      • kara wilson June 4, 2012 at 12:30 pm #

        but why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 12:41 pm #

          I know, I know. How his mind works is God’s own mystery.

          • kara wilson June 4, 2012 at 12:54 pm #

            its the end of an era….=(

            • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 12:58 pm #

              Well, he cut it all off after the World Cup and look how fabulous it grew back? It will be fine. We’ve been through this before. We’ll survive.

  12. Peter J (@recitaldepeter) June 4, 2012 at 10:55 am #

    Same sunglasses, opposite haircut. RIP Sergio’s flow.

  13. Forlond June 4, 2012 at 10:56 am #

    It’s definitely a shock but admit it ladies, Pony is hot even in green jeans, haircut is nothing. I like it but that doesn’t mean I won’t mourn his magic hair with some photos.

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 11:10 am #

      We may have to make a slideshow of pictures of his long flowing locks set to “I Will Remember You” He still looks good, but I will miss those tresses.

      • Allison June 4, 2012 at 2:24 pm #

        Oh, yes please! This needs to happen.

  14. Rose June 4, 2012 at 11:15 am #

    I usually like guys with short hair, but Sergio was an exception. He still looks great though. Actually, this haircut looks very much like how Nando’s hair was back during WC 2010. Maybe Sergio thinks it will bring him luck, on and off the field 😉

  15. kfunk22 June 4, 2012 at 11:26 am #

    i can see that i’m in the minority here, but i am digging this new haircut!

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 11:27 am #

      He looks great with this cut, but I will miss his mane blowing in the breeze. So picturesque! Plus it screws up all our pony analogies.

    • Maddi June 4, 2012 at 12:01 pm #

      Me too!! I love it!!

  16. panama June 4, 2012 at 12:22 pm #

    Oh my god, the mane is gone! Why, Sergio, why?
    I’m in shock and I’ll join the majority of you ladies in mourning – once I’ve recovered enough to move again…

  17. Lizzie June 4, 2012 at 1:22 pm #

    My brain says damn he looks hot with rhe shades n stubble ,but my heart cries for the hair ,so I’m gettin a little teary-eyed ..maybe he should of put the pony up for auction n said its for a charity maybe then I wouldn’t feel so bad

  18. April June 4, 2012 at 1:27 pm #

    Whoa! This haircut after responding in some interview suggesting he wouldnt shave his hair off if Spain won the Euros… though he did say that sometimes a change is good. I didn’ expect this! And not before the big tournament! Maybe he will continue to wear the headband for the sake of it?

    He just lent his hairstyle to the Nike Barbershop- guess things wont match up so nicely anymore. 😦

  19. Natalie June 4, 2012 at 1:29 pm #

    Well it is a sad day. How will I look for him on the field in Euros without the flowing mane??? He always stood out because of it. Let’s hope it won’t be a permanent hair style.
    As for the superstitions, it is only real if u believe in it. Pique also got hair cut right before joining the NT. Cesc looked fresh cut as well.
    But I am sure we will all miss the free flowing mane when he is prancing and trotting in Poland and Ukraine!!!

  20. PMom_GA June 4, 2012 at 1:51 pm #

    Cheer up – it could have been worse. 2010 post WC braids, anyone????

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 2:03 pm #

      Thank you for cheering us up PMom! So true. It could have been the braids. Sigh.

      • PMom_GA June 4, 2012 at 2:10 pm #

        I always think along the lines of Roseanne Rosannadanna, with a touch of my own (insanity): “it’s always something (RR)…that could have been worse (PM)”.

  21. dreamsequence June 4, 2012 at 2:03 pm #

    I am really concerned about the livelihood of the people who had to have been following him around with fans so that his hair always looked like he was in the middle of a goddamned photoshoot. I feel sad, and yet I can’t help but admit- he does look good.

    • Rose June 4, 2012 at 2:51 pm #

      Haha, I love this. Yes, his own personal wind machine crew is out of work for a while!

  22. Kiki June 4, 2012 at 3:04 pm #

    That must feel so weird for him. He’s not supposed to ever have hair this short.
    He looks even more like Val Kilmer now.

  23. JK June 4, 2012 at 3:16 pm #

    HE LOOKS JUST LIKE NANDO & COENTRAO! i’m devestated about this new look. all i wanted to see this euro cup were those headbands and long hair flowing as he tackled some poor forward to the ground. The hair made him look like SUCH a badass and was part of his identity. I miss his hair already!

  24. Caivallon June 4, 2012 at 4:52 pm #

    ok…I’ve got to admit… I actually like it. And no, I’m not kidding.
    I liked his long hair, but in the last few weeks it has become just too long…so I’m glad he decided to cut it… and being Sergio there are no “bits” and “little” it’s just all or nothing.
    So… now you can stone me ^_^
    … and it’ll grow again, promise! ♥

  25. amouria June 4, 2012 at 5:12 pm #

    Perez must punish him for this criminal act. His hair brings more money to the team than the shirts of ALL players. Together for the imprisonment of Ramos. hahaha. He had made such an enormous damage for our prestigious image…

  26. Laurean June 4, 2012 at 5:20 pm #

    I just saw this pop up on Facebook and I dare say I like it!! I don’t know, it’s kind of hot! Lol The long hair was beautiful but this is just a bit more…manly. Can’t wait to see more of it 🙂

    • Caivallon June 4, 2012 at 6:54 pm #

      Thanks… felt quite alone with my opinion here ♥

      • Laurean June 4, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

        Girl I have been praying for him to cut his hair a bit shorter and he definitely heard it lol. I didn’t think it would be this short but it looks good!!! Much better than the Bieber cut 🙂

  27. Anonymous June 4, 2012 at 6:52 pm #

    Come on guys, It looks great!

  28. realfromwithin June 4, 2012 at 7:35 pm #

    my heart right now. OMG

  29. timi June 4, 2012 at 8:22 pm #

    This is a very sad hair day! I actually teared up when I saw it! I’m gonna miss his hair! Here’s to hoping he grows it back. Can’t lie though, man still looks good. Siiiigh

  30. black widow June 4, 2012 at 8:37 pm #

    as one who is oddly immune to the ramos’s physical charms, i actually think he looks much, much better with this hair cut! it suits him. but yeah, it’ll take a little getting used to. 😉

    • justpitchy June 4, 2012 at 9:43 pm #

      I’ve had a similar immunity… But I like it much better as well. I think he looks more mature. I, however, would’ve given anything for his old hair for MYSELF. But indeed… This suits him!

      • black widow June 5, 2012 at 1:02 am #

        he definitely looks older. but that isn’t a bad thing!

  31. Mais June 4, 2012 at 8:41 pm #

    What’s the point of my life now? What do I do with it?

    People are messaging me on twitter like ‘who are you married to now?’ (see my twitter bio) ‘I hope you’re coping’. They understand. I saw this around 12.30am last night and got up and started pacing the house.

    We must stay strong girls. We must stay strong. And thanks for those of you who sent me encouraging messages! My favourite one is about our relationship status changing to ‘it’s complicated’ haha. Por que world? Por freaking que?

    • jellyace June 4, 2012 at 11:25 pm #

      I’m sorry, Mais, but that “it’s complicated” is so funny!

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 11:29 pm #

      The “it’s complicated” made me choke on my tea. Poor bebe! This too shall pass.

      • Mais June 5, 2012 at 3:42 am #

        Thanks guys! Yes, the comment was beyond hilarious. Definitely was a cheer-up. Though I am counting the days until it grows back again, I must say it does look good. But I’m still grieving. CBP (come back pronto) luscious hair. Te extraño already. ❤

  32. Andrea June 4, 2012 at 8:46 pm #

    Awww, I think he looks really cute!

  33. number1barcachick June 4, 2012 at 9:20 pm #

    excuse the language but what the f(&%& whyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sergio i mean it suits you but why i loved your hair 😥

  34. Rose June 4, 2012 at 10:05 pm #

    Ok, so it’s been 12 hours since Hairpocalypse. Are we all ok yet? After all the “WHYYYYYY-ing” earlier, I thought maybe we all overlooked something. I read on Una’s post that it was something like 35 degrees Celsius/95 F in Sevilla this weekend when the Spain NT was there. Maybe he just got tired of dealing with all that (albeit) lovely hair? Many of us long-haired ladies (and gents!) would cut off a bunch of hair too if we had to deal with playing in that type of weather. We wouldn’t want our lovely Pony to be uncomfortable now do we?! No, we shall have no “Sergio is suffering!!!!” (said in the style of Xavi) happening this summer! I rest my case.

    • Mais June 4, 2012 at 10:33 pm #

      But it’s been hot in Sevilla before! He’s never chopped any hair before because of that! And ice packs exist Sese! And ice cream. Oh the woe… but definitely overlooked that Rose, you’re right.

      • Rose June 4, 2012 at 10:52 pm #

        I’m trying to move everyone into the acceptance stage of grieving. I figured possible logical explanations for random acts of hair violence would help get us there :p

        • headbandsandheartbreak June 4, 2012 at 11:00 pm #

          🙂 I think we all just needed a day to freak out. He looks great. It’s going to take us time to get used to it. Frankly, we have no choice, unless we want to take up a collection to get the man extensions. Plus, we have lots of pictures to perv on of him with long hair. As he said, he hopes we like it, but if we don’t, it will grow back.

      • jellyace June 4, 2012 at 11:15 pm #

        I’m trying to put this into context: Sergio goes home to Sevilla where it’s 35 C /95 F and of course, he visits mama.

        And mama says something about his long hair: “Sese, you look like a hippy. Let’s go see Pablo the barber.”

        But Sergio objects: “But mama! I am one of the options in the Nike Barbershop. I need to keep my hair!”

        Mama: “Option shmoption! It’s so hot and you have to go running on the pitch for 90 minutes. I worry about you and don’t want you to collapse…”

        Sergio: “Si mama, si. Pronto.”

        • Rose June 4, 2012 at 11:23 pm #

          See, it makes sense. Throw in a nagging mother and his hair had no chance.

    • jellyace June 4, 2012 at 11:20 pm #

      Hairpocalypse! hahahaha!

  35. Rose June 4, 2012 at 11:07 pm #

    :O Sergio with extensions?! Never! They can be really bad for your hair too. Nah, we’ll all just have to wait. But who knows, this look may grow on all of us!

  36. Sarah (@palmys05) June 5, 2012 at 12:10 am #

    It’s a nice cut, but wow….never thought I’d see the day. He was one of the few who could rock the long hair. Hoping this doesn’t turn out to be a Samson like situation LOL

  37. Anna Buena June 5, 2012 at 5:23 am #

    I haven’t even thrown a proper party for “The Return of the Bun”!!!! Nooooooo!

  38. Sandra June 5, 2012 at 10:39 am #

    This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen…I’m still waiting for the alarm clock to get me out of this horrible nightmare!!

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 5, 2012 at 10:43 am #

      There, there…::passes the Kleenex:: We’re all in mourning. Please accept this black headband to wear in solidarity with all the other HB & HB mourners. 😉

  39. HermosaChica June 5, 2012 at 3:47 pm #

    … 😦

    ..I just saw this..

  40. GourcuffLover June 6, 2012 at 3:05 am #

    And I was just starting to get on the Sese hair bandwagon…I guess Im off at the next station!
    Then again in the first picture he looks like he himself is panicking…I can totally see him skyping Guti asking him how to style it and wether he should use extensions haha .

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