When I first opened the picture, I was looking at the outfit and not the person and thought “OH HELL, WHAT IS SERGIO WEARING?!” Then I looked again and I thought “OH GOD, IS THAT GUTI?!” and then “OH DAMN, WHAT IS CARLOS WEARING?” Turns out that it’s the bachelor party of Sergio’s cunao (brother in law) Carlos. I thought he and Miriam were already married?
You can see his “Pulpo Pol” t-shirt with Carlos’ head on it better in this shot from Twitter.
Anyhow, Sergio is promising us more pictures in the next few hours. I’m looking forward to that action! Sese went Twitter mad today, posting pictures and video of himself playing tennis with his friend Mundi.
He lost the tie breaker apparently. Well, boo, you can’t win at every sport, sorry!
Sese wasn’t the only boy going wild. Mesut is in Las Vegas. A friend of the person who runs the One Touch Football tumblr sent her a bunch of photos of Mesut clubbing and hitting the hookah. Naughty!
Um, am I hallucinating or is he on vacay with Samir Nasri or just a complete Nasri clone?! Well then, Mesut better hope that Mou doesn’t see the smoking pics or he’s going to have to do extra laps when he gets back to Madrid. Since the advent of the internet, what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay there at all. Especially if you’re famous.
Engaging in more family-friendly pursuits was El Chori. He took the kids from his summer campus in Villamarchante to the go kart track. He tweeted the photo below. Hopefully we’ll get to see some photos of giant Chori rammed into a tiny go kart soon.
Romina tweeted this picture of a young Guti today. Ah Guti, tiny bebe Guti, little did the world know what you had in store for them!
And finally, what on earth could be better than Paolo Maldini on the beach? Nothing, methinks. This man just oozes sex. Enjoy. I may just spend the rest of the day staring at those two photos.