Bits & Bobs: Boys Gone Wild, Go Karts, Guti & Maldini (Yum)

6 Jul

When I first opened the picture, I was looking at the outfit and not the person and thought “OH HELL, WHAT IS SERGIO WEARING?!” Then I looked again and I thought “OH GOD, IS THAT GUTI?!” and then “OH DAMN, WHAT IS CARLOS WEARING?” Turns out that it’s the bachelor party of Sergio’s cunao (brother in law) Carlos. I thought he and Miriam were already married?


You can see his “Pulpo Pol” t-shirt with Carlos’ head on it better in this shot from Twitter.

Anyhow, Sergio is promising us more pictures in the next few hours. I’m looking forward to that action! Sese went Twitter mad today, posting pictures and video of himself playing tennis with his friend Mundi.

He lost the tie breaker apparently. Well, boo, you can’t win at every sport, sorry!


Sese wasn’t the only boy going wild. Mesut is in Las Vegas. A friend of the person who runs the One Touch Football tumblr sent her a bunch of photos of Mesut clubbing and hitting the hookah. Naughty!

Um, am I hallucinating or is he on vacay with Samir Nasri or just a complete Nasri clone?! Well then, Mesut better hope that Mou doesn’t see the smoking pics or he’s going to have to do extra laps when he gets back to Madrid. Since the advent of the internet, what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay there at all. Especially if you’re famous.

Engaging in more family-friendly pursuits was El Chori. He took the kids from his summer campus in Villamarchante to the go kart track. He tweeted the photo below. Hopefully we’ll get to see some photos of giant Chori rammed into a tiny go kart soon.

Romina tweeted this picture of a young Guti today. Ah Guti, tiny bebe Guti, little did the world know what you had in store for them!

And finally, what on earth could be better than Paolo Maldini on the beach? Nothing, methinks. This man just oozes sex. Enjoy.  I may just spend the rest of the day staring at those two photos.

– Lozil

41 Responses to “Bits & Bobs: Boys Gone Wild, Go Karts, Guti & Maldini (Yum)”

  1. maisoun July 6, 2012 at 11:50 am #

    “Hopefully we’ll get to see some photos of giant Chori rammed into a tiny go kart soon.” Completely made me think the wrong thing.

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 6, 2012 at 11:52 am #

      ::snort:: LMAO! And this. people, is exactly why we started a blog together. Two perverted peas in a pod.

  2. Susan July 6, 2012 at 11:54 am #

    Grazie molto!! Paolo, te amo!!

  3. justpitchy July 6, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

    Someone at that club was obviously a Mesut fan… They captured his profile perfectly in that last picture. 🙂

    • jellyace July 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm #

      It does look like Samir Nasri in red with Ozil. Somehow I can’t even connect the two. Is Nasri also Turkish?

      • headbandsandheartbreak July 6, 2012 at 12:49 pm #

        He’s French of Algerian heritage.

      • drea July 6, 2012 at 3:51 pm #

        Well, it’s possible they just ran into each other there and figured, hey fellow famous footballer… or more likely, a common friend like Benz knew they were both in Vegas and suggested they meet up.

        • jellyace July 6, 2012 at 9:26 pm #

          Ah, that’s it! Maybe Benz is the missing link! Where is the guy?

          • drea July 7, 2012 at 8:50 am #

            Um, Miami, I think?

  4. Serena July 6, 2012 at 12:33 pm #

    Really should not be smoking!

  5. Allison July 6, 2012 at 1:11 pm #

    WTF is happening in that first picture? Is that his brother in law? I hope that outfit is a joke!

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 6, 2012 at 1:18 pm #

      It’s for his bachelor party – they’re dressing him up silly. Very silly! 😉

      • Allison July 7, 2012 at 5:41 pm #

        Poor Carlos. 😦

  6. Lana July 6, 2012 at 1:26 pm #

    That pic of Sergio with the water hose makes me think of him as a naughty fireman or something…perverted imagery is running rampant through my mind right now…

    They should leave pretty Bambi alone and let him live it up in Vegas and not blow up his spot

  7. number1barcachick July 6, 2012 at 1:28 pm #

    sigh 😦 mesut smoking again its bad for him 😦 oh well love him same way and btw does anyone know if he drink’s ? at all

    • Jenny July 7, 2012 at 12:20 pm #

      Of course he drinks.

      • headbandsandheartbreak July 7, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

        To be fair, that’s a valid question and one that people may not know that answer to. Not everyone drinks, you know. Be gentle – a simple “Yeah, he drinks” would probably have sufficed. 😉

  8. Ellie July 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm #

    Everytime I see a pic of Sergio at the moment I think he is Jenson Button

  9. canadanata July 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm #

    Damn Borat! Inspired such hideous trend

  10. Lizzie July 6, 2012 at 3:25 pm #

    Oh Özil must of forgot how people reacted when he smoked the last time, but I guess I rather have him be caught smoking a hookah instead of being caught smoking with a hooker

  11. Kiki July 6, 2012 at 4:12 pm #

    I think Mesut should just give up going on holiday. It always results in pics of him doing something naughty.

  12. Anonymous July 6, 2012 at 4:13 pm #

    is that samir nasri ?

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 6, 2012 at 4:14 pm #

      That’s what I was asking in the post. I think it might be.

      • dreamsequence July 6, 2012 at 4:28 pm #

        My goodness. That would be a dream come true, as I am also fond of Samir! Why is he vacationing in Las Vegas of all places? That place is hot as Hades, and they are going to be there in less than a month now.

  13. April July 6, 2012 at 4:47 pm #

    Okay… so my Sernando love is going to the point of desperation to make things exist, but I am okay with it now that the Euros are over. That Nike hat is the same one Torres had on during his Ibiza visit. I’d like to think they share, and that it isnt just that they are both sponsored by Nike and getting all the same clothing. 🙂

    I really hope Guti popped out of a cake in that outfit!

    • April July 6, 2012 at 4:49 pm #

      Oh shit.. that isn’t Guti? Oh wow. That is how far gone I seem to think his fashion is.

      • headbandsandheartbreak July 6, 2012 at 4:51 pm #

        It’s sad that we both saw that and thought “Guti” 😉

        • April July 6, 2012 at 5:16 pm #

          I even read your comments below the photo and still didnt even register that it wasnt him!

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 7, 2012 at 10:09 pm #

      Ah! I just said the same thing in the post I just made! Great minds! I totes believe that they share. THEY MUST! 🙂

  14. Jenny July 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm #

    It seems that Ozil has already forgotten the holier-than-thou nonsense printed about his smoking in El Mundo Deportivo and Bild (from the coverage one would have assumed smoking is illegal) – that, or he hasn’t realized yet that pictures taken at semi-private events invariably end up on tumblr.

    He’ll learn eventually! Bloody silly boy.

    Rule #1 of life: don’t get caught.

    • drea July 7, 2012 at 4:56 pm #

      Haha, I think it’s just hookah anyway. I don’t see a cigarette anywhere, then again my eyes haven’t been so good today. There’s a photo of Benz with a hookah pipe floating around and no one’s jumped on him about that, so I don’t think this is going to be such a big deal.

  15. kfunk22 July 9, 2012 at 12:51 pm #

    if that is nasri in vegas with ozil, what an odd pair they make, no?
    and i am loving all these family-friendly updates albiol is posting. positively adorable.

  16. Uli July 10, 2012 at 12:18 am #

    OMG. Ozil is wearing the Al Pacino “D&G” T-shirt from the same series as the Marlon Brando T-shirt!! 😀
    I am pretty sure that a load of these T-shirts was presented to the whole team. D&G is a secret sponsor??

    Sergio is on vacation and no Lara in sight… Must they really have broken up? I read an article in a Spanish paper which said they had broken up before Euro, that’s why she didn’t accompany him there and didn’t take part in the celebrations. And even that pic and tweet of his didn’t bring her back to him! I wish Sergio cleared up the situation.

  17. Uli July 10, 2012 at 12:21 am #

    And I also agree that it’s Samir Naseri or his clone!! 🙂


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