Bits & Bobs: Now We’re Cooking With Sass And Extra Added Peen, Apparently.

11 Jul

Sese tweeted a shot of himself cooking and said that he enjoyed his day on his friend’s farm. *I* enjoyed these half naked shots of him on the beach in Ibiza.

Photos courtesy of Kickette and GF Sports. The latter also had this picture of Sergio from the wedding of Jesus Navas.

Also in Ibiza was David Villa and his family.  Don’t know if she’s preggers or not but it looks like she’s chugging water, so again, no confirmation on if there will be another perfect bitchfacin’ baby soon.

The most surprising sitch all up in Ibiza was Xavi Hernandez was there. With a girl. Now granted, they’re not really interacting. Their lounge chairs are just next to each other. Doesn’t mean they’re a couple. But if they are, my guess is that she’s the heiress to a lawn care empire. Because that would make them soul mates.

We’ll have to keep our eyes on this situation! His teammate and friend Cesc was not suffering in Sardinia with girlfriend Daniella. He posted this shot while he was waiting for her to leave her spa treatment.

Kickette found a picture of them with the kids for a change, which is awesome. I guess she just likes to keep her kids out of the spotlight. Fair enough. But this might cut down on all the snarky remarks people seem to make about “Where are her children?” Answer: Right there, apparently.

Looking at his instagram feed turned up a couple of interesting things. First, this piccy of Cesc & Nadal.

Then this shot of him and Daniella. She looks super pretty in this shot.  Much less hard than in some of the other shots I’ve seen. The snaps all over Instagram looked the same.  Pretty lady. They might give Romina & Guti a run for their money on the nauseating schmoopiness though. It was all “I love you!” “No, I love you more!”

However, the shot that made me laugh out loud was this shot of Cesc poking poor Jordi Alba in the eye and the caption he put up.

Oh Cesc! ::shakes head:: That’s so…sensitive. I’m sure Jordi was touched by the sentiment. It brought a tear to his eye. ::rimshot::  Thanks! I’ll be here all week! Enjoy the chicken and don’t forget to tip the wait staff!

Meanwhile, at a location listed only as “somewhere” Xabi relaxed on the beach. His last known locale was Bali.

El Pirata continued being awesome and visited with the folks at the Centro de Día para Discapacitados APAM. He said there were many Madridistas!

Marcelo gave us a presser shot and two scenery shots that made me green with envy.

Carol Celico raised the stakes by posting a shot of her home town of Sao Paulo and little Isabella with a tennis racket almost as large as she is.

I really need to get to Brazil – it looks amazing. 2014 seems like a good time to go. I was talking to watishista Allison and we’re thinking of planning a group trip for the World Cup. Me, Shigs, ginboonmiller are already in on it and as more deets become available, Allison has offered to coordinate. That would be so cool. Start saving your pennies!

Here’s a few other things that caught my eye today. First off, I was completely howling at the major faux pas that the EPL made. For their player picture of Vinny Samways, they unfortunately chose the moment of Warren Barton’s tackle on him which was, erm, revealing.

After just about the entire population of Twitter nearly peed their pants laughing in a severe moment of Beavis and Buttheadedness, they managed to take it down. This is what is there now.

Boooo! What is it with all the peen we’ve seen this week? My gosh! We had Mario Gotze all large and in charge twice and now this. I’m sure there will be another “accidental” peen sighting unless these things come in threes (shut up!) and then we’re done. We’ll have fulfilled our peen quotient.

Well, because I can’t not make a “rock out with your c*ck out” joke, please enjoy the guitar stylings of Tomas Rosicky as he sits in with Tři Sestry.

Tottenham posted this very nice shot of AVB today on their Twitter feed. Mmmm, AVB!

Let’s see, hmmmm, what else? Ah, Don Diego got shitcanned by Al Wasl.

The bans were lifted on Mou, Tito Vilanova, Mesut, Marcelo and Villa so they can all participate in the Supercopa. The dates for that have changed. Here are the new ones:

Thursday, August 23 – Camp Nou
Thursday, August 30 – Santiago Bernabéu

Here’s a neat article about a cool stadium architecture exhibit going on in London. Wish I could see this! (Via Howler)

This video talks about the La Liga season and the calendar draw. Don’t all faint with excitement!

And here’s Messi’s new Adidas My Formula video. It’s pretty neat. I’m sure this is probably the start of a series with various players. I like the sentiment though – hard work is what makes great players and it doesn’t happen overnight.

This is a great video from the Adidas tumblr about the Euros. Here’s what they had to say: “To celebrate and wrap up a memorable UEFA EURO 2012, we headed to Kiev on 1st July to create an equally special film of the final day. Featuring the Spain players and fans watching the game in the spectacular Kiev Fanzone, the film was shot using super slow-motion cameras and cutting edge drone-mounted cameras operating high above the city.”

And finally, if you’re in the NYC area, please come out next week and support Street Soccer USA as they hold the 2012 NYC Cup. It takes place July 26-29 at the following locations.

July 26-27, 8am-8pm Broome and Chrystie Street on the Lower East Side

July 29 8am-4pm Times Square 46th Street Plaza

Street Soccer USA uses the sport for social change and engages homeless men, women and children. It’s a terrific organization. Here’s a video.

If you can’t make it to NYC but would like to support their efforts, make a donation at their website or if you want to get something super cool, what about purchasing these bitchin’ watch sets created by Modify?

$20 of the purchase price goes to Street Soccer USA. The Modify website is neat – you can choose from two watch sizes and they have a function that bases it on your screen size so that you can get an idea how large the watches really are. Order here.

And now I must leave you for the time being. I’m sure I’ll be back later with some bedtime treats.

– Lozil

25 Responses to “Bits & Bobs: Now We’re Cooking With Sass And Extra Added Peen, Apparently.”

  1. Allison July 11, 2012 at 6:42 pm #

    BRAZIL 2014 – Be there!

    And two things I never thought I would see – Xavi with a girl and Xavi without gel in his hair! Looking good, Xavi. (lawn care heiress *snort*) 😀

    • ivetz July 11, 2012 at 7:03 pm #

      I was thinking the same thing! Xavi with no hairgel? lol!

    • black widow July 11, 2012 at 11:16 pm #

      with the lack of gel and the aviators, i seriously didn’t even recognise him! 😮

      i’m happy to see all of the boys taking a much-deserved break and soaking up the sun/indulging in some R&R, after the double whammy of the liga season and the euro cup. good for them!

  2. Nicky July 11, 2012 at 6:53 pm #

    Maybe its Xavi’s sister…lol

    • jellyace July 12, 2012 at 12:42 pm #

      I will accept nothing but some PDA as proof!

      • anami July 13, 2012 at 5:26 am #

        Xavi, PDA? Oh god, please, no.

        • headbandsandheartbreak July 13, 2012 at 11:48 am #

          No PDA – they aren’t even interacting – just in proximity to each other. 🙂 It may actually be his sister. Whew!

  3. number1barcachick July 11, 2012 at 9:12 pm #

    wow if you guys didn’t say it was xavi i woulda never guessed i like his hair like this no gel 🙂 but then again to me he was always rather good looking

  4. canadanata July 11, 2012 at 10:12 pm #

    In a post where there are sooo many topless pics of Sergio (THANK U VERY MUCH) all the talk is about Xavi and a real female next to him???

    • Allison July 11, 2012 at 10:28 pm #

      Sese looking hot isn’t exactly news. 😉

  5. April July 11, 2012 at 10:49 pm #

    That drink in Sergio’s hand looked so good I opted to make myself an adult beverage.
    I will not stop laughing at that Warren Barton shot. Whoever put that on the site did it on purpose. There is just no way.
    AVB… I am happy you are back in my life to look at, but sad it is not with my club. So bittersweet.

  6. Kristine July 11, 2012 at 10:58 pm #

    There are many great things in this post but honestly, Sergio overshadows everything and everyone! Sweet baby jebus! The man is KILLING me! I know eventually I’ll want the hair back. But for now…his hotness quotient is through the frakkin roof! Look at him. Too bad we could’t get some peen in that upshort shot. Damn cloth, curse you.

    • April July 12, 2012 at 1:28 pm #

      Glad I wasnt the only one that tried to see if there was a glimpse of anything there. 🙂

  7. tasha July 12, 2012 at 2:36 am #

    Sese wow that sexy beast.
    Xavi with a lady friend guess his not gay after all.
    I don’t know if u guys noticed but in almost all of the pics of danny(daniella my new nickname 4 her) n cesc they keep touching her stomach I’m not gonna say anything I’m not gonna say anything I’m NOT!!! Hint hint I think we are looking at the wrong person(patricia)

  8. Anna Buena July 12, 2012 at 3:38 am #

    Ooooh, Watishistas going to Brazil for the World Cup? I want in on that? I have been saving up for that! 🙂

    • Allison July 12, 2012 at 3:30 pm #

      Come on! There’s no ticket info yet but stay tuned because we’re doing this!

  9. drea July 12, 2012 at 6:59 am #

    Sergio OMG. I never thought I’d say this but he looks hotter with short hair.

  10. Fe July 12, 2012 at 9:00 am #

    Daammnnn Sergio!!! … no words.

    Resident Cesc hater here: fuck him and his plastic wag

    • number1barcachick July 12, 2012 at 11:05 am #

      hey thats not nice regardless of wheater you like them or not they are still hummans 🙂

      • jellyace July 12, 2012 at 12:48 pm #

        Yeah, Cesc has provided us with endless entertainment!

      • Fe July 12, 2012 at 1:55 pm #

        sorry, its not that serious, i’m just joking! 🙂

  11. Jen July 13, 2012 at 12:04 am #

    oooh, i’m already planning to go to brazil, i’m so excited at the chance of seeing you ladies there, lola! and thanks for letting us now about street soccer usa, i’m looking at their website now, what a cool org!

    and lastly, i really think that’s xavi’s sister.. look at her eyebrows, the mouth/chin area, the look on her face.. totally xavi-esque.

  12. anami July 13, 2012 at 5:46 am #

    Is it wrong of me to be examining Sergio’s face in each pic to see if he looks happy or secretly heartbroken or whatever over the supposed break-up with Lara? Metinks my RM-Sergio obsession is getting out of hand.


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