More Training Shots, Guti Is A Big Ol’ Dog Kisser, Silva Angles And Olympic Sexy Times

18 Jul

“I do not approve of all these hijinks!”

Kaka looks a little pissy there, doesn’t he? He probably wouldn’t wnjoy the contents of this post: dog kissing, fishing, Olympic sexin’ but what can you do? Found some more training shots from today (rather, RM finally put ’em on the website).

Guti took the time to smooch Bella the dog while in the pool. Romina said she was spending the evening with her “two loves.” Tattooed Love Boy & Purse Dog, the ultimate combination for a young celebrity lady. It’s like some sort of warped modern equivalent of the Barbie Dream House, isn’t it? Batteries not included.

Wee Silva went fishing with his buddies and caught himself something that probably looks a whole heck of a lot larger when he’s holding it than, say, Zlatan.

Why does it kind of look like a picture of Sergio Ramos on his shirt (all Shangay-style)? European boys sure don’t choose the same fishing fashions as your average American dude, do they? No buff, oiled dudes on our muscle tees, oh no!  It’s straight up Cat Hats, Big Johnson t-shirts and denim shorts with a cooler full of Budweiser in the boat. Is it any wonder that I prefer the Euro boys?

I was watching one of the entertainment news programs the other night (What? I’m human! And kinda shallow!) They had a story where Hope Solo dished about all the sexing that went on in Beijing. She talked about sneaking celebs like Vince Vaughn and Steve Byrne into party (Ugh, that’s the best you could do, girl?). She also mentioned sneaking a male celeb in and out of her room but said it would be “her Olympic secret.” I hope the hell it wasn’t either of those guys. Anyhow, here’s a story about it and how they’re preparing with tons of condoms for this Olympics. I can’t blame them. They’re all young, in prime physical condition – why the hell not? You know at least one person there is playing Olympic bingo and trying to see how many countries/continents they can knock off their list during the Games. If it was me, I’d be using the opportunity to try to snag someone from the smaller countries with less athletes present because that’s got to count for more right? You’re lucky I’m not an Olympian, Andorra, San Marino, Lichtenstein, etc. because I’d be chasing y’all around 24/7!  But I can tell you one thing,  if the American ladies are wearing these outfits, they have no hope  (pun not intended) of getting laid EVER. I mean, ugh. These are hideous! Maybe they can get together with the Spanish teams and have pity sex for each other because their teams are so horribly dressed? I can’t believe that Ralph Lauren designed these. It makes Hope Solo, HOPE SOLO!, look like a frump. They could be worse I guess, but…

But you wanna see something yummy? Check out this sweet ass goal that Thierry Henry scored today at the Red Bulls match. It was frigging over 100 degrees today. I can’t even imagine how they got the strength to play. I could barely breathe.

– Lozil

9 Responses to “More Training Shots, Guti Is A Big Ol’ Dog Kisser, Silva Angles And Olympic Sexy Times”

  1. Allison July 18, 2012 at 6:10 pm #

    Good God, the Olympic opening ceremony is going to look like a poorly executed Project Runway challenge, isn’t it?

  2. Kiki July 18, 2012 at 6:36 pm #

    Is it Arnold Schwarzenegger on Silva’s shirt?
    I’m loving his twitter

  3. cindy yin (@meridiansour) July 18, 2012 at 7:21 pm #

    is it just me or has silva been trying to attempt a soul patch lately? the implications of this hurts my brain.

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 18, 2012 at 7:58 pm #

      He misses Villa!!!! Awwwww!

      • Kel July 19, 2012 at 8:57 am #

        It’s just how his facial hair seems to grow in. He’s had a pseudo soul patch quite a few times as his hair is growing back in. No one can do the soul patch like Villa anyway

  4. Jenny July 18, 2012 at 10:10 pm #

    Kaka looks miserable because, rumour has it, he’s been told to try to find another club.

    If true: how appalling. These three years were very forgettable and I’m sorry because injury is never the player’s fault.

    • M July 19, 2012 at 1:55 pm #

      Nooooooooo!! :((

  5. Manie July 18, 2012 at 10:27 pm #

    So I went to the Chicago match today and almost died of the heat. There is absolutely no air circulation in there. I’m SO glad tho that we didn’t leave after an hour. What an awesome goal to have seen live!

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