Benzie’s Back!

23 Jul

“Yeah, she’s my cousin. You got a problem with that?”

Benzema has finished his world tour of familial PDA (I promised myself that I’d curb the “It’s all relative!” jokes but I can’t help it!) and returned to work. First match of the pre-season tomorrow!


– Lozil


20 Responses to “Benzie’s Back!”

  1. Theresa July 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm #

    I clearly missed something! Familial PDA? What happened?

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 23, 2012 at 2:00 pm #

      Click the Karim Benzema tag and catch up with comments in posts.

      • Manie July 23, 2012 at 4:16 pm #

        I totally missed this too, gonna check the tag now. Covering my eyes a little bit…

      • Theresa July 23, 2012 at 7:57 pm #

        Wow! I had no idea!

  2. Danielle July 23, 2012 at 3:19 pm #

    Welcome back! I’ve missed your face.

  3. Jenny July 23, 2012 at 3:39 pm #

    Nuri Sahin is also married to his cousin!

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 23, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

      Yep, we know that. Been discussed.

      • Jenny July 23, 2012 at 5:07 pm #

        I’d check the tag, but it squicks me out a bit! I’m going to assume she’s a second cousin, and leave it at that!

        Benzi’s girl is GORGEOUS though. Absolutely gorgeous. I couldn’t believe the photos of her modelling work that showed up. She is possibly the most beautiful WAG at Madrid now. And that is saying something.

        Her hair, her cheekbones, her lips, the general attitude, her eye-colour – just gloriously beautiful.

      • Jenny July 23, 2012 at 5:10 pm #

        OMG – seen this:

        It’s someone taking a picture of Benzi: MAKING A FACE AT THE CAMERA while he’s taking a pic of himself!!!!!

        He’s so adorable. I hope we gets lots of lame gang symbols and plenty of “sexy” pouts from him this year!

        • headbandsandheartbreak July 23, 2012 at 5:46 pm #

          Yeah we posted it when it was new a week or two ago. It’s in the Karim Benzema tag.

  4. Bombay Talkies (@BombayTalkies) July 23, 2012 at 8:38 pm #

    If anyone really wants to get sucked into the Benz drama, the LSA “tea” Tumblr is a hoot. Their forums are probably the most entertaining football gossip site out there, thanks to a whole lot of input from, shall we say…professional groupies. 😉

    • Fe July 23, 2012 at 11:28 pm #

      LOL thank you for this tumblr

    • drea July 24, 2012 at 3:16 am #

      Haha, those LSA forums go all the way back to World Cup, hundreds of pages. Took me a week just to get to 2.0. I think newbs should be warned though that a lot of what they’re going to read about their favorite footballers isn’t going to be rainbows and unicorns. It’s a lot of dirt, but yeah, it’s really entertaining. Also, don’t start unless you’ve got at least an hour to just sit and read. There’s a link on the Tumblr.

      • Bombay Talkies (@BombayTalkies) July 24, 2012 at 3:55 am #

        I used to leave them open (the European football one and the WAG thread) and just update each day to get caught up. But I’ve learned it’s more fun to go a month between visits, that way you have 50 some odd pages to work through, ideally with a glass of wine and a few friends who aren’t easily offended by the details of Sergio’s oral skills. 😉

        • drea July 24, 2012 at 4:12 am #

          Hahaha, the hurricane! 😀 Yeah, I used to check almost everyday too but I think the ladies are busy, so once a week gets me caught up. The Tumblr’s a bit crazy though, right? But I love that all these anons are coming out of the woodwork, beats having to read stuff on Skyrock with Google Translate.

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 24, 2012 at 10:53 pm #

      I have lost many hours to that tumblr and their forums and yes, to the stories of Sergio’s oral prowess. Let’s just say he doesn’t drop the trophy in the boudoir according to those ladies. Good to know!

  5. MesӦ July 24, 2012 at 7:55 am #

    wait i’m confused, which post is it about Karim’s cousin??? and Sahin’s cousin..?

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 24, 2012 at 10:47 am #

      There isn’t a post about Sahin’s cousin. It was just a comment. If you click the Karim Benzema tag and read the comments after the posts, you’ll see that he’s dating his cousin. Again. They’ve been on and off for a few years.

      • MesӦ July 24, 2012 at 6:06 pm #

        ooh interesting, will do! thankss!

  6. XXXO August 17, 2012 at 6:38 pm #

    its a bless he always trains in sleeveless shirts ❤

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