Bits & Bobs: Super Hot Ships The Pass In The Night, Brazilian Team Knows Song That Isn’t Ai Se Eu Te Pego, Cris Jr & Piquira Baby Time?

26 Jul

Busy day, y’all! Looks like Sergio is taking his bad hat and Louis Vuitton man bag out of Miami. GF Sports had some final pictures of him on the beach.

Hey! That’s the girl from the other day. So she did get her hands on him. Smart lady! These were back in the Sex Beard part of the vacay. Here’s some clean shaven hotness.

What could have put that sort of look on our Sese’s face? Could it be that he spotted Nando and the Chelsea boys lounging in the pool at Miami’s Four Seasons?

Oh Sernando! You are star crossed! I hope that your time in Miami coincided even for a few short hours, but I’m betting that it didn’t. Ships that once again pass in the night.

Brazil beat Egypt today 3-2 (surprising score, eh? Not as surprising as Japan beating Spain 1-o) and Marcelo posted a shot of his Olympic life and his doggie.

Clarice posted this fantastic shot of her and Enzo. I guess they’re in London as well. Looks like they’re off to cheer Marcelo on!

Neymar posted a shot of himself looking kinda doofy in a headband and the traditional ‘baller thumbs up.

Here’s the Brazilian team (Sandro on guitar and lead vocals!) including Neymar and Marcelo doing an impromptu performance in the Olympic Village.

El Pirata posted this shot of himself in the captain’s armband saying simply, “hala madrid” Indeed.

Cristiano is back in Portugal and had an outing with his family. As per his request, we’ve covered Cris Jr.’s face in the pictures.

Shakira was also in Miami and the rumor is that she is preggers. Here’s some pictures to Zapruder. I mean, she’s wearing really loose clothes and has definitely gained some weight. Not sure about anything else. It’s definitely possible.  Thoughts? Are you ready for Papi Pique?

– Lozil

16 Responses to “Bits & Bobs: Super Hot Ships The Pass In The Night, Brazilian Team Knows Song That Isn’t Ai Se Eu Te Pego, Cris Jr & Piquira Baby Time?”

  1. Kristine July 26, 2012 at 5:52 pm #

    O.M.G. Cris jr. Is such a wittle puddin’

    Shakira is def preggars fo sho.

    • yvette July 26, 2012 at 6:01 pm #

      Definitely, that last picture..she is so pregnant!

      • Allison July 26, 2012 at 7:17 pm #

        It’s looking like she is there. Another addition to the Barca Baby Boom that’s under way (Villa, Messi, Valdes, Pinto).

  2. April July 26, 2012 at 6:07 pm #

    Shakira has a bun in the oven, or she has taken on a role in some tv show or film that involves wearing a prego belly and she is getting practice. It’s the way the weight sits on her and how quickly it’s shown up. It doesnt look like “fat” weight at all.

    Also, I came here just to talk about Sergio and Nando being in Miami at the same time… only they weren’t really. WTF with Sergio leaving the moment his man gets there? To be fair, I think the Chelsea guys arrived at some absurd hour in the morning. Maybe Sergio stayed the night. I’ll convince myself of that to feel better.

  3. number1barcachick July 26, 2012 at 7:02 pm #

    he needs the bread though is features are very strong so he needs hair to offset it

  4. Ellie July 26, 2012 at 7:04 pm #

    I am starting to worry about Luiz and every chelsea player, if hes not cuddly with Torres, its Rami, or Piazon, Yossi, with Oscar joining he without doubt will be dragged into the Luiz love fest, so Mata and Sergie need not worry about Torres being swayed by Luiz

    Sergio looks odd clean shaven

  5. Fe July 26, 2012 at 7:13 pm #

    “Are you ready for Papi Pique?” lol nooo

    Sandro please stop with your brother’s song, please.
    aaaaaaawww Cris Jr cutie

  6. Kristine July 26, 2012 at 7:19 pm #

    Shakiras hairline is so weird.

  7. Allison July 26, 2012 at 7:21 pm #

    Does every Brazilian song require a dance to go with it? And is every Brazilian required to perform it? They’re very cute doing it. 🙂

  8. Laurean July 27, 2012 at 1:45 am #

    Wow I think I finally found a flaw in El Ramos’ body! He has a bit of acne on his back! Even then it’s so minor and meaningless but it shows he’s actually human! I’m totally being stupid but gosh this makes me feel that maybe he actually does go through some of the same issues as normal peeps 🙂 finally Cris Jr is so darn cute with his back pack, and his daddy is wearing and outfit that’s mellow and well fitting for a change. See, With a body like that, you dont have to try so hard to look good Cris 🙂

    • jellyace July 28, 2012 at 5:28 am #

      I was filled with horror when I saw it: Sergio Ramos has bacne!
      And yes, it does make him human after all.

  9. Kiki July 27, 2012 at 4:53 am #

    Sergio is a million times hotter to me with the short hair. It’s like a whole new person.

    Cris Jr is so adorable. He’s not so much a baby now as a proper little boy. Squee, so cute!

    And Shakira is looking pretty pregnant. Isn’t that always the way? Someone is in a longterm relationship with no babies, they break up and within a year or 18 months of getting together with someone else they’re pregnant. Daddy Pique is scaring me as an idea though.

  10. April July 27, 2012 at 2:05 pm #

    When I know too much about Nando: The shirt that CR7 is wearing is one that Nando also owns and wears with some frequency. Is that part of that series of iconic shirts? Seems a few of the players are pretty into those.

    • jellyace July 28, 2012 at 5:32 am #

      OMG! That is so Zapruder of you. It mystifies me why they all buy the same shirts. But Like Lozil and the rest, I like to think they pass the shirt around like a time share.

      Cris Jr. and his backpack is uber adorable!

  11. Jen July 29, 2012 at 10:52 pm #

    I was just in South Florida last night and I missed Fernando & when they were playing at Yankee Stadium I wasn’t home.. so close yet so far away!

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 29, 2012 at 10:54 pm #

      Bah! No fun there! 😦 Nando wasn’t in NYC. He arrived the day after so I missed him too.

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