Uh Oh! Nando Hissy On The Horizon

30 Aug

Juanin just heard that his bestie Pirata is moving to London. Apparently so did Nando from the look on his face. Oriol knows the shit is about to hit the fan and is staying the hell out of it. Is Tormata’s ship about to sink?

Somewhere in a mall in Spain, Sergio Ramos smiles maniacally to himself while perusing the racks at Fashion Bug for brightly colored skinny jeans. His plan had worked.

– Lozil

11 Responses to “Uh Oh! Nando Hissy On The Horizon”

  1. Svfya August 30, 2012 at 5:57 pm #

    This cheered me right up after my ‘Pirata-is-leaving-depression’

  2. Rose August 30, 2012 at 8:49 pm #

    Juan, when you get back to London, please take Esteban peacoat shopping, then afterwards takes lots of pics of you guys sightseeing around London in your matching peacoats. Then please kindly share these with those of us suffering post-Pirata depression. Thanks so much. Oh and tell Nando he’s just gonna have to deal ok!

  3. Allison August 30, 2012 at 8:51 pm #

    Best. Post. Ever. 😀

    • jellyace August 30, 2012 at 11:10 pm #

      OMG! I could not stoop laughing. This is the bright spot of this transfer drama. Now Juanin will take Pirata on his long walks of the historic London neighborhoods and they can have long talks on philosophy and the meaning of life while sipping herbal teas! Not quite in sync with Nando’s Dora the Explorer mode.

      • black widow August 30, 2012 at 11:13 pm #

        i agree — this totally cheered me up (albeit temporarily), particularly the bit about sergio going celebratory shopping! 😀 hilarious!

  4. Keena August 31, 2012 at 12:26 am #

    you just made my morning! thank you lovely ❤

  5. panama August 31, 2012 at 3:01 am #

    That’s about what I envisioned for all those London boys…
    Thanks for cheering me up first thing in the morning, Lozil!

  6. April August 31, 2012 at 3:16 am #

    Nooooo! And here I was thinking that it was Nando giving bedroom eyes. So sad.

  7. Laurean August 31, 2012 at 11:13 am #

    I think I would have been less sad about Pirata leaving if he was going to Chelsea. At least he would be with his boyy, but I know he needs a place where is amazing talent can be put to use. On a side note, Nando’s position is TOTALLY suggesting something. It’s like he is trying to use his body to get Juanin distracted from who we ALL know he must be thinking of 😉

  8. em September 2, 2012 at 6:15 pm #

    omg did you just reference Serhio and Fashion Bug in the same sentence… *head desk*


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