UPDATED: THE RAMOS LIKE WE’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE HIM

22 Oct

UPDATE – Thanks to Watishista Bluebeta, we have a new & working video to ogle!

UPDATE 2: Thanks to staystranger over on hala_madrid who did a screen capture of the video and if you want to download an HQ version of this video go here, also thanks to staystranger!

Um….before my brain completely melts & I become an incoherent mess, I have to thank Watishista meridiansour for alerting us to the fact that, SERGIO WILL APPEAR HALF NEKKIE IN MEN’S HEALTH ESPANA!!!! He’s greased up, in his undies, looking foine as hell. It’s times like these, that I’m extremely grateful that I get to type these posts out & not speak or record anything, because all the commentary you’d be getting is “Derr..derrramos…sexiiioooooderrr…derrr!” Please join me in thanking the very talented ladies of tumblr, who gif’d the shit out of that video & gifted us with slo-mo Sexio heaven. *__*

HE’S EXCITED JUST ABOUT THINKING OF ALL THE LADY BONERS HE’S GOING TO CAUSE!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU MEN’S HEALTH, MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON, THE LORD FOR GIVING ME EYES TO SEE, &        color-de-fresa FOR THE AMAZING GIFS! ….I have one question though, how can we get PlayGirl to approach Sergio for a spread? You know, for a spread. 😉

-Melted Maisougio…derrr derrr.

54 Responses to “UPDATED: THE RAMOS LIKE WE’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE HIM”

  1. M October 22, 2012 at 4:04 pm #

    OMG! *drools*

  2. Dr. Heidi October 22, 2012 at 4:05 pm #

    Oh my my my……*gasp*. My endless requests have come to fruition…Sergio in his
    underwear. Christmas has come early this year. *wiping off sudden outbreak of sweat*

  3. realfromwithin October 22, 2012 at 4:09 pm #

    That 24 second video has ruined my life and shattered every single expectation I have had in men!
    How is this even real?

  4. Mitch October 22, 2012 at 4:09 pm #

    can someone help me pick my jaw up off the floor?? speechless……

  5. SR4ever October 22, 2012 at 4:13 pm #

    I can’t breathe. Like, I feel like that scene in The Little Mermaid where Ursula takes Ariel’s voice and it comes out like a little floating glowing dot. Except, I’m Ariel, Sergio’s Ursula, and the floating glowing dot is my ability to breathe. And think. And function in society.

    • JGirl October 22, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

      lol-perfect description. Sigh. Sergio makes me feel all twitterpated. (Is it wrong to use Disney references to sum up my not child-friendly thoughts?)

      • SR4ever October 22, 2012 at 6:35 pm #

        Yes, very very twitterpated. (And no, I mean, he’s basically Prince Charming, right? 😛 )

  6. Sasha-Roo October 22, 2012 at 4:20 pm #

    hot damn Sergio, i’m absolutely speechless..that man is beautiful.

  7. Mariko October 22, 2012 at 4:21 pm #

    So, this totally made my day! I say we send a petition to PlayGirl magazine to get him to do a spread!

  8. kristine October 22, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

    Uuuunnnnnnnppphhhh! That man is FOINE! I’m hyper ventilating over here. Beats the hell out of Beckham and Cris in their underwear!

  9. cindy yin (@meridiansour) October 22, 2012 at 4:34 pm #

    i love how you made a bunch of new tags for this post.

    • Miss_F October 22, 2012 at 5:05 pm #

      Agreed… I love the ‘lady boner’… Genius 🙂

    • cindy yin (@meridiansour) October 22, 2012 at 8:33 pm #

      I just realized, Sergio has a Rubio tattoo??? Rubio like the girl he’s supposedly dating?

      • kristine October 22, 2012 at 9:26 pm #

        Its not Rubio!

      • headbandsandheartbreak October 22, 2012 at 9:31 pm #

        Rubio is his father’s nickname. Paqui his mom’s name is on his other hand.

  10. Charliechaz October 22, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

    Does he have a tattoo right above his crotch?! Or was that just his happy trail?

    At some point men’s health magazine has to stop pretending it’s a magazine for health conscious young men. It is a magazine for women and gay men the world over!

    (everyone has at least one gay gym in their neighborhood and this is what they “read” while in line at the smoothie counter before they *ahem* hit the showers.)

    • headbandsandheartbreak October 22, 2012 at 9:31 pm #

      He has a tat of an eagle and the letter M above his junk. We like to think that the M stands for Maisougio. 😉

      • maisoun October 22, 2012 at 9:32 pm #

        Hahaha! We tackled this at the same time 😉

    • maisoun October 22, 2012 at 9:31 pm #

      Sergio “Wax-happy” Ramos, have a happy trail? No, no, no, never! It’s a tattoo. My fave because it’s an ode to…Maisougio! Check out that M! 😉

  11. Miss_F October 22, 2012 at 5:01 pm #

    OH.MY.GOD!

    Didn’t think it was possibke, but looks like Becks has some competition in the half naked underwear shots!

    *drool* *drool* *drool* … *someone get me a cold shower!*

  12. Utd Girl October 22, 2012 at 5:35 pm #

    I’m sorry, but NOBODY even comes close to Sese’s hotness! WOW especially after this! I almost fainted. I’m just in awe…My goodness I’m DEAD right now!

    • Utd Girl October 22, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

      Funny thing is, a lot of ladies and gents are only noticing him now after the haircut! I have been obsessed with this man the first time I ever saw him! Someone really needs to figure out instant cloning so each one of us can have one ASAP!

      • Miss_F October 22, 2012 at 6:04 pm #

        I think the haircut highlighted his features more, and definitely brought out the sexiness. I unfortunately didn’t like the very long hair, but there was always somethings about him… Might’ve been the abs 😉

        • Utd Girl October 22, 2012 at 7:20 pm #

          There is no doubt about it that his body is a WONDERLAND! Haha because I always remembered people saying they didn’t find him attractive, yet loved his body! I miss his long hair, but I love the short hair and the facial hair. He looks more mature and just perfect! I can’t get over this video! It’s just way too much…just what I needed on this hectic day!

  13. Nas October 22, 2012 at 5:41 pm #

    WHOLLY s**T lol

  14. Kelsey October 22, 2012 at 5:42 pm #

    WHY CAN’T I WATCH THE VIDEO!!!!!??????

    • SR4ever October 22, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

      I AGREE! WHY ARE THE INTERNET GODS TRYING TO KEEP US APART!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!

    • maisoun October 22, 2012 at 9:51 pm #

      The video is back up & running!!

  15. Elisha Buckley (@elishasmells) October 22, 2012 at 5:55 pm #

    I. CAN’T. SEE. THE. VIDEO.
    *HYPERVENTILATES*

  16. Natalie October 22, 2012 at 5:58 pm #

    BEST MONDAY EVER!!! Thank u

  17. number1barcachick October 22, 2012 at 6:07 pm #

    OKAY YOU GUYS HAVE JUST RUINED ME LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! could he get any more sexy ;p ahhh now we need to convince mesut to follow in his footsteps do you agree lozil?

  18. lym October 22, 2012 at 7:15 pm #

    hoooollyy smokes!!! damn he looks fine!!!! oh man!! you just made my year!

  19. Dr. Heidi October 22, 2012 at 8:23 pm #

    Why is the video now ‘private’ and not playing? I understand you keeping it to yourselves, in a private, hermetically sealed vault under lock and key, but in the spirit of this blog, you are obligated to share it…..I haven’t viewed it enough to be considered ‘obsessed’ yet.

    • maisoun October 22, 2012 at 9:28 pm #

      The video wasn’t ours to begin with, so it’s the youtube user who changed the video settings to private.

      Sorry to all who didn’t get a chance to see it. I’m still searching for another vid to post, but I’m thinking the original poster may have been contacted by menshealth.es & asked to take it down. If anyone finds something, please comment here and share!

    • headbandsandheartbreak October 22, 2012 at 9:31 pm #

      It wasn’t our video to begin with. The person who posted it made it private.

      • maisoun October 22, 2012 at 9:34 pm #

        Jesus, now our identical comments are just creepy!

        • headbandsandheartbreak October 23, 2012 at 12:06 am #

          If it’s any consolation, I wrote mine on the subway on the way home. I was underground at the time and they wouldn’t have posted until I came above ground, but I can’t believe how similar our wording is. Aiiiiiieeeeee! Paranormal Blogtivity!

      • Dr. Heidi October 22, 2012 at 9:35 pm #

        What is wrong with that woman???? Gees, share the bounty you selfish $&%(*#….. 🙂
        Well, at least I got to see it a few times before I had to go into withdrawal. now my only option is to somehow find Mens Health Espana in the US….no easy task…

        • Dr. Heidi October 22, 2012 at 9:56 pm #

          okay, all is well now. Thank you for making the video available again! Statues should be erected in your honor…..

  20. Svfya October 22, 2012 at 8:33 pm #

    I do not have words!
    After drooling over the photos a gazillion times, I noticed that he had that nasty ghoul with a football tattoo removed from his right shoulder… or is that just wishful thinking on my part, since it is the only tattoo of his which looked truly terrible.

  21. Nooria October 22, 2012 at 9:16 pm #

    Oh. My. San. Iker *_*
    THANK YOU DEAR GOD FOR GIVING US SUCH A PRICELESS VIEWING OF THE BODILY PERFECTION THAT IS SERGIO RAMOS!!!! jahgsdjshajshdjsbshsjsh…….*falls off chair, cardiac arrest, dies peaceful, satisfied death*

  22. HermosaChica October 22, 2012 at 10:18 pm #

    *gulp*..
    This has turned into a good day, a very good day..

  23. Bluebeta October 22, 2012 at 10:22 pm #

    Just to say that we have to thank staystranger from Hala Madrid in LJ. She saves us with two ways to get the video 🙂

  24. kristine October 22, 2012 at 10:38 pm #

    Hey, I just noticed they airbrushed Sergios caricature tat on his back.

  25. JK October 22, 2012 at 11:14 pm #

    I don’t know what to do with myself anymore. No man can ever compare to Ramos, so I guess i’ll have to quit looking and move to Madrid.

  26. kittykatejane October 22, 2012 at 11:33 pm #

    I’D LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD BUT ALSO JESUS FOR THIS!!!!! i think i might be close to ruining my computer from all the drool!

  27. Mais October 23, 2012 at 12:03 am #

    *taps microphone*
    Firstly I’d like to thank Men’s Health for making my dreams come true. I’d also like to thank God for facilitating this blessing. I also want to thank Him for giving Sergio that body in th first place. God bless watishtas.
    *wipes happy tears*

  28. Phédre October 23, 2012 at 3:15 am #

    OMFG! Sese baby, what are you doing? I don’t know if I should hate you or thank you for depriving me of my ability to speak, breath and think. You might as well kill me now!
    Yesterday was the hottest october day here in Belgium ever, now I know why! Please don’t ever wear clothes again …

  29. CinematiqueChic October 23, 2012 at 3:26 am #

    Is. Dead.

  30. panama October 23, 2012 at 4:14 am #

    This man is a gift from the gods. Perfection.
    And he’s such a poser 😉
    Thanks for making a grey and wet morning so much better!

  31. Dr Heidi October 23, 2012 at 7:47 pm #

    okay, how many times can I watch this before my eyes actually melt?

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