Wax On Wax Off, Haircuts, Labor & More

22 Jan

601142_10151227046597321_615477602_nSo a lot is going on today, not the least that Shakira is apparently in labor. Undoubtedly, she’ll have long given birth by the time I actually get this post up.  ::heavy sigh::

However, Mesut’s tummy is the one on my mind right now. My boo posted a bunch of pictures from his measuring session for his Madame Tussaud’s wax figure on Facebook. How thoughtful of him!

You can enjoy his shots in the gallery below. He looks like he’s having a giggle fit, doesn’t he? Maybe those calipers tickle? (Click on the pictures to see larger versions)

Of the experience, he said “Starting in June 2013, I will be able to visit myself. Because then “I” will be at Madame Tussauds’ wax museum in Berlin. I am proud that I will be the only active German soccer player standing at Madame Tussauds and I am especially proud that I therefore got chosen by the fans. I just got “measured” in Madrid and I am curious about how I will look like as a wax figure.” Here’s a video of him cavorting in his undies, choosing his eyeballs and wearing Gucci sneakers. As you do.

In other big news, Sara Carbonero cut her hair. Predictably internet drama ensued. People really do have too much time on their hands. I think she looks great.

Sara CIt also looks like she found a way to get around Iker’s loudly ticking biological clock (It’s more of a BOOM BOOM BOOM than a TICK TICK TICK) – she let him get another puppy. Crafty, Ms. C! Here’s a picture of Uno that he posted on his Instagram. Puppy tummy, FTW!


A few pictures of some of the other ladies of Real Madrid courtesy of Twitter and FY Madrid Wags First up, Alicia Roig, Chori’s missus.

tumblr_mgznwfiYcM1qgqstuo1_500BA0rkerCEAENMVUBA7uT0KCEAAiIw2And here’s a sweet picture of Angel and Jorgelina smooching by the Christmas tree. Awww! (But what on earth is all over the jeans he’s wearing?!)

tumblr_mgpmtaUzo01r19drmo1_500Enjoy this shot of baby David Silva from 2004 courtesy of La Liga News. He almost looks older there than now!

david Silva 2004Speaking of tiny Spaniards, here’s Juan Mata’s latest column from his blog One Hour Behind. Another good read is La Liga Loca’s article about the Spanish media’s quick reversal after the win against Valencia on Monday. Amazing, right?

And we’ve not visited this couple since the beginning of the year, but they’re such a delight, it’s time: Stu Holden and Karalyn West!

These two have such a great time together – they call each other best friends and it’s obvious that they are.


Karalyn: "Sorry Posh and Willy!"

Karalyn: “Sorry Posh and Willy!”  ::snort::

95c063b8641311e29e6f22000a9e2992_7They also dote on their puppy, Toby and constantly chronicle his adventures. For instance, dressing him in silly sweaters and action shots of him attacking his Angry Bird toy.

f53b11ae56bb11e2a0d822000a1f9a12_7 73a2dd3e58d211e2aa5e22000a1f96ec_7 48c63832552511e28bf022000a9f139a_7 2bdef04e63c911e2ad1922000a1cbd31_7Karalyn also delights in sharing her man’s hot body with us, which we greatly appreciate. She gave us the ultimate pR0n recently by showing a hot ‘baller in boxer briefs doing the dishes. ::fans self:: I mean, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again – the girl is a watishista through and through.

af6c393c632211e280ba22000a9f1893_7As a couple, they have a fascinating commitment to onesies and seem to have quite a few of them. I find this absolutely hilarious and adorable.

19716986581c11e2af5a22000a9f18fb_734e63ff4581a11e2af1622000a1fb845_7Stu is secure enough in his manhood to walk a purse dog while wearing a onesie. How freaking awesome is that?! I hope these two are together forever since they just seem to take such pleasure in each other’s company. HALA STULYN! Or whatever fandom name they’ve acquired – I bet if we asked them, they’d know or have made one up themselves.

– Lozil

20 Responses to “Wax On Wax Off, Haircuts, Labor & More”

  1. Natalie January 22, 2013 at 4:50 pm #

    I liked Saras long hair but if she needed the change, go ahead. The new pup is adorable!!!

  2. Pammie January 22, 2013 at 4:55 pm #

    maybe Sara is already preparing her hair for the woes of the hair loss that comes with giving birth xD I think it looks good.
    lol at the person who rants about Sara trending because people complain about Sara trending, since Spain got bigger problems than Sara’s hair. That’s so twitter!

  3. Mehreh January 22, 2013 at 4:58 pm #

    1.) besugo! when did you get so buff? have you been working out with sese?

    2.) i loved sara’s long hair but i think shorter is much more current. she’s a beautiful woman no matter what. and well played on getting iker another puppy instead of having a baby. i love her for that!

    3.) i feel remiss in not knowing that alicia is so beautiful! what a stunner! el chori is a lucky man 🙂

    4.) stu and kara are more than i can handle, they are so adorable. she is totally one of us and i will be forever grateful that she posts pictures of stu’s lovely behind for us all to ogle.

    • headbandsandheartbreak January 22, 2013 at 5:29 pm #

      Alicia is SMOKING. Check this shot of her out.

      • Mehreh January 22, 2013 at 5:50 pm #

        no wonder their kids are so cute! good genetics on both sides!

        • headbandsandheartbreak January 22, 2013 at 5:52 pm #

          Their respective hotness is how they got 2 babies less than a year apart in age! 😉

  4. dreamsequence January 22, 2013 at 6:29 pm #

    After lying awake, listening to a faulty smoke detector (that is hard-wired and impossible to turn off) from 4am until it was actually time to get up 2 hours later, I was in a bit of a shit mood. That was until I opened facebook to the Mesut pics. Holy hell that changed my whole outlook for the day. And the video? I was giggling like a schoolgirl. A sleep-deprived schoolgirl.

  5. Katie Ann January 22, 2013 at 6:45 pm #

    Puppies and semi-naked Stu Holden! What more does the world need, really?

    Also, I like Sara’s hair cut. She looks beautiful.

  6. la-la January 22, 2013 at 7:05 pm #

    Oh hello mes *blushes*
    In other news:Sara- long neck + long bob = super elegant
    tummies + tongues = supercute puppies
    Chori= needsahsircut
    Chori’smrs=Fabulous eybrows
    Ive spent the day reading the USADA report on lance armstrong, pretty damning stuff…Im glad to take refuge in football after all that….its pretty cynical stuff

  7. CinematiqueChic January 22, 2013 at 9:33 pm #

    I friggin’ love Real Madrid WAGs – love Sara’s haircut and Alicia is gorgeous. The new addition to the Casillas-Carbonero house is very cute but what’s with naming the dogs after numbers?

    Stu and Karalyn and their onesies make me ridiculously happy.

    • headbandsandheartbreak January 22, 2013 at 11:24 pm #

      Iker got Doce right after his 12th anniversary on the first team, IIRC. Uno is probably for his squad number.

      • Sara January 23, 2013 at 6:45 am #

        I don´t know about Spain, but Uno is actually a “real” name in northern Europe (at least in the Nordic countries). Though, you wont meet many Unos under 50 nowadays…

        • jellyace January 23, 2013 at 8:38 am #

          If Una were a girl, then her name would be Una, which would make One Madridista ecstatic!

  8. Allison January 22, 2013 at 9:36 pm #

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard Mesut speak before. I was kind of surprised by his deep(ish) voice. But looking mighty cute, Mesut! I can’t wait to see how Madame Tussaud’s does his eyes.

    • Dr Heidi January 22, 2013 at 11:07 pm #

      Mesut is nummy, nummy, nummy……nice voice too!

  9. Jenny January 22, 2013 at 11:39 pm #

    OMG Sara –

    I can’t believe it. The cut sets off her cheekbones EVEN MORE than before.

  10. Dr. Heidi January 22, 2013 at 11:59 pm #

    Uno appears to be having a very *exciting* dream…..if no one noticed yet…..*giggles*

  11. Miss_F January 23, 2013 at 11:53 am #

    Hello Mesut! Those hip dips! I love that man!


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