Oh yeah, we’re putting an HB&HB twist on award season this year! Since we’ve already had the Ballon D’Or and Golden Globes with the Oscars fast approaching, we’re hitting y’all with the Tishies…you know, as in WATISH! (Fabulous name courtesy of Lozil) And the best part about the Tishies is, you all get to nominate candidates (in some categories) & vote winners for all the rest! We’re very excited about the Tishies and we hope you’ll get in on the fun. You can add your nominations for each category in the comments below, tweet us at @hbandsandhbreak or send them to us at hbandshbreak at gmail dot com. We’ll accept nominations until this Friday, February 22 and then open the voting for one week. We’ll announce the winners on March 2nd. (This was meant to be up a month ago when Maisougio worked on it, but I’m a total slacker – Lozil)
The first category we’re accepting nominations for is Cutest Couple. Who do you want to see make the list? Clarice & Marcelo? Callejon & Marta? Cris & Irina? You name ’em, we’ll include ’em.
Next up is Most Valuable NT Player. We’re all fans of many different NT’s so it wouldn’t be fair for us to choose the nominees without everyone getting a say, so name your players. Any player, from any NT, than you think is most valuable is eligible for this category.
The Harper Seven Beckham Award for Best Dressed Baby
Haircut Heard Around the World
Most Watish-able for who you want to Watish! the most.
Best Style
Worst Style
The Whore With More Award for Most Bromances
Best Use of Social Media
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media
Sex Beard of the Year
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner
Favorite ‘Baller Family
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013
Favorite Bromance of the Year
The Best Duck Face Award/Best FB Upload Award for none other than Karim ‘Canard‘ Benzema – This one is a given, but we’ve got to decide which of his duckfaces deserves the top spot. Here’s a sneak peak at the nominees! (We’ll have the poll for voting up in a few days).
Please note, nominations are open to any team/league/player – have at it! Is there any category we’re missing that you’d like to see? If so, write it in the comments.
Remember to NOMINATE, NOMINATE, NOMINATE, & VOTE, VOTE, VOTE, or we’ll be forced to pick our own nominees & winners…and that wouldn’t be fun, would it?
– Maisougio
Of Headbands and Heartbreak
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Best Style – Mesut Ozil
Worst Style – Sergio Ramos (but cute nonetheless)
Whore With More Award – Cristina Ronoldo
Best Use of Social Media – Andreas Iniesta (both futbol and his family’s vineyard)
Sex Beard of the Year – Sergio Ramos
Cutest Kid – Enzo
Most Wanted to Get Lost With While in Paris – Sami Khedira
Most Who Should Tone Down the Attitude – Cristiano Ronaldo
Haircut Heard Around the World sergio ramos
Most Watish-able for who you want to Watish! the most. sami khedira
Best Style john terry
Worst Style sergio ramos
The Whore With More Award for Most Bromances -higuian or ozil
Best Use of Social Media- iker casilles
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media- benzema
Sex Beard of the Year -arbeloa
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner- ollea torres
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013 -olivier giroud
Favorite Bromance of the Year- mario gotze and marco reus
Cutest Couple: Calleti & Marta
Most Valuable NT Player: Clint Dempsey
Haircut Heard Round the World: The Ramos
Most Watish-able: The Ramos
Best Style: Xabi
Worst Style: Messi (Wearing that polka dot suit at such a highly publicized event)
Best Use of Social Media: Iker
Sex Beard: Arbeloa
Favorite WAG: Carlota
Best Baller Family: Marcelo, Clarice, Enzo + doggies (and hot Uncle Caio)
Who Should Become Allergic to Clothes: Serhio
Bromance of the Year: Serzil or Gotze/Reus
Update: I’d also like to throw Stu and Karalyn into the running for cutest couple, and as Olivia said downthread, Pirata for Best Social Media.
Omg, I love love love this 😀
Cutest couple: Cris & Irina
Most Valuable NT Player: Joe Hart
Best dressed baby: Enzo!
Most Watish-able: Ramos, always
Best Style: Xabi (who else?)
Worst Style: …Ramos 😦
The Whore With More Award for Most Bromances: Higuain
Best Use of Social Media: Marcelo
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media: Benzema *sigh* put the camera down!
Sex Beard of the Year: Albiol
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner: Irina
Favorite ‘Baller Family: The Classy Alonso’s
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013: Özil, you can’t just give us a sneak peak of those abs and then hide them, c’mon!
Favorite Bromance of the Year: it would break my heart to choose 😦
I’d love a favourite pet category, just because I am a massive animal lover. Arbeloa’s pugs kill me with cute
Ha! I was planning on having a pet vote as well – since we know everyone’s pets, I figured we could just vote on that instead of having nominations. 🙂
It’s a toss up between his pugs and Marcelo’s menagerie. Or cris’ silly dogs.
What a brilliant idea! Is this just for Real Madrid players or open to all football players?
I’m just going to pretend it’s open to all footballers…
Cutest Couple: Nando + Olalla (even though you barely see them), Bastian Schweinstager + Sarah Brandner
Most Valuable NT Player: Pirlo and his beard
Haircut Heard Round the World: Nando
Most Watish-able: Giroud
Best Style: Pep!
Worst Style: Sergio Ramos (that frankencoat)
Best Use of Social Media: Arbeloa
Sex Beard: David Villa
Favorite WAG: Anna Ortiz (Iniesta’s wifey)
Best Baller Family: Nando + Olalla + Leo + Nora + Lanta and Pomo the bulldogs
Who Should Become Allergic to Clothes: Ozil (and he shouldn’t breathe either)
Bromance of the Year: Gotze/Reus, Tormata (especially at the beginning of the year)
In the post it says it’s open to all footballers, not just Real Madrid.
Thanks! (I think I missed it cause I was so excited and not because I can’t read.)
I’m just so pleased everyone is excited about this! Hooray!
Cutest couple: Marcelo & Clarice
MVP NT: Mesut Ozil (Germany)
Best dressed baby: Jonxtu Alonso (does he count as a baby?)
Haircut Heard around the world: Mesut Ozil
Most Watish-able: Giroud
Best style: Xabi Alonso
Worst style: Dani Alves
Best use of social media: Alvaro Arbeloa
Worst use of social media: Karim Benzema
Most Bromances: Sergio Ramos
Sex Beard: Alvaro Arbeloa
Favorite WAG: Nagore Aranburu
Best Baller Family: The Beckhams
Who should become allergic to clothes: Mario Gomez
Bromance of the year; Sergio Ramos/Mesut Ozil
Cutest couple- Calleti and Marta
Most Valuable NT Player- Iker 🙂 (pre-injury obviously)
Best Dressed Baby- Luca Celico Leite
Haircut Heard Around The World- Nando
Most Watish-able- Sami Khedira
Best Style- “Da Boss” Xabi
Worst Style- The Ramos…but im tempted to say Dani Alves cuz of his, um, phase of randomness last year lol
Whore With More- Pipita
Best Use of Social Media- Arbie
Worst Use of Social Media- Le friendless Croissant
Best Sex Beard- Albiol
Favorite WAG- Clarice
Favorite Baller Family- Kaka, Carol, Luca and Isabella Leite
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic to Clothing in 2013- Sami Khedira (there’s good, poreless stuff hiding under there!)
Best Bromance- Oscar/David Luiz
May the best be Wa-tished!! 🙂
cutest couple- Clarice and Marcelo
most valuable NT player- Cristiano Ronaldo
haircut heard around the world-Torres
most watsish-able- Iker Casillas
best style- Xabi Alonso
worst style- Sergio Ramos
best use of social media- Definitley Esteban Granero 🙂
step away from the instagram- Benzema
sex beard of the year- Arbeloa
favourite player spouse/partner-Carlota
fav baller family-Nando, Olalla, Leo, Nora
person who should become allergic to clothing- Stu Holden 😉
Ohhh. I said Iker for best use of social media but only because somehow Pirata completely slipped my mind! You’re so right though. Pirata all the way!
Cutest Couple: Clarice & Marcelo, or carlota and alvaro
Most Valuable NT Player: puyi is an international treasure; but as a Portuguese girl, I’d be remiss if I didn’t nominate CR
The Harper Seven Beckham Award for Best Dressed Baby: Enzo, or Jon and ane alonso
Haircut Heard Around the World: only nando’s stylist gets my follow on twitter, just saying
Most Watish-able: granero
Best Style: Xabi
Worst Style: dani alves; sergio ramos; Leo messi (I’m having a hard time forgetting the ballon d’or fiasco)
The Whore With More Award for Most Bromances: pipita or mesut
Best Use of Social Media: mesut is getting better but alvaro sassing everyone delights me daily
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media: sergio has gotten awfully schmoopy lately…
Sex Beard of the Year: can we award Xabi the lifetime achievement and alvaro the season?
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner: carlota or irina
Favorite ‘Baller Family: the beckhams; pepe reina’s brood of adorable ness
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013: Mario Gomez should never be allowed to wear clothing
Favorite Bromance of the Year: serzil is intense, but tormata is tough to beat
The karim montage made me snort laugh several times. I’d forgotten several of those.
So excited to see the final slate! All the watishistas win!
Leo Messi’s ballon d’or fiasco? I thought he looked great… Individual and a reflection of his personality.
🙂
First time poster here… Hope it´s ok that I chose the Tishies to come out of hiding. This season has been pretty depressing so it´s great you guys have come up with something so fun :).
Cutest Couple – Nando and Ollala
Most Valuable NT player – Andrés Iniesta
Most Watish-able – Sergio Ramos
Best Style – Xabi Alonso
Worst Style – Sergio Ramos
Sex Beard of the Year – Sergio Ramos
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner – Ollala Dominguez
Favorite ‘Baller` Family – Nando, Ollala, Nora, Leo
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013 – Sergio Ramos
Favorite Bromance of the Year – I´d go for Sernando but since they have been separated for months and months I have to pass :(. They are my One True Bromance love *sigh*
I´m kinda sad that there isn´t a Best Tish – ehh I mean Tush category (Yes I´m totally embracing the pervert). And of course I´d nominate Nando.
Cutest Couple. – Sami and Lena
Most Valuable NT Player – Andres Iniesta
The Harper Seven Beckham Award for Best Dressed Baby – Harper Seven Beckham / Pepe Reina’s daughters
Haircut Heard Around the World – Sergio Ramos
Most Watish-able – Olivier Giroud / Ozil
Best Style – Alvaro Arbeloa / Xabi Alonso
Worst Style – Iker Casillas / David Villa
The Whore With More Award for Most Bromances – Gonzalo Higuain
Best Use of Social Media – Iker Casillas / Marcelo / Arbeloa
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media – Karim Benzema
Sex Beard of the Year – Cesc Fabregas / Juan Mata
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner – Carlota Ruiz / Clarice
Favorite ‘Baller Family – Torres’ Family
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013 – Iker Casillas
Favorite Bromance of the Year – SerNando
The Best Duck Face Award/Best FB Upload Award – duckface 13
great way to cheer up a boring day 😉
Cutest couple- Nando & Olalla
Most valuable NT player- ibrahimovic
Harper Seven Beckham award- Harper beckham herself
Haircut heard around the world- Nando
Most watish-able- still Nando (does his current lack of hairbands count?)
Best style- mata
Worst style- Pablo Osvaldo
Whore with more- ozil
Best use of social media- David Luiz
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media- Benzema (only so many duckfaces)
Sex beard of the year- Sergio Ramos- no question
Favourite player spouse/partner- Karalyn West
Favourite ‘Baller Family- Nando,Olalla,Leo,Nora
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013- Yoann Gourcuff
Favorite Bromance of the Year- Sernando all the way
-Cutest Couple: Marcelo & Co.
-Most Valuable NT Player: Cristiano Ronaldo! Anyone who can drag Portugal to the semis at the Euro 2012 and barely lose out on penalties against Spain deserves to win that’s quite an accomplishment (No offense to any Portuguese watishistas). Plus all the hypocrisy surrounding the Ballon D’or – the guy need some kind of redemption (sorry, can’t find the appropriate word at the moment…)
-Haircut Heard Around the World: Sergio and Mesut
-Most Watish-able: Sergio or Pirata
-Best Style: Xabi
-Worst Style: Sergio – Una’s post yesterday left me literally stunned – and I thought he was improving…
-The Whore With More Award: Higuaín
-Best Use of Social Media: Arbeloa
-“Step Away From The Instagram” Award: Benzema – enough with the duckfaces. Intervention, anyone?
-Sex Beard of the Year: Arbeloa
-Favorite Player Spouse/Partner: Irina
-Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013: Mesut, Cris & Sergio – more sneak-peaks, please!
-Favorite Bromance of the Year: Sergzil (‘mi bro’ – too cute) & Criska
Aw…this is fantastic! Are we talking this year only or all time? At any rate, here goes:
Cutest Couple: Callejon & Marta
Most Valuable NT Player: Iker Casillas
The Harper Seven Beckham Award for Best Dressed Baby: if not Harper 7, then Enzo
Haircut Heard Around the World: Sergio Ramos (this past year)
Most Watish-able: Yoann Gourcuff
Best Style: Xabi Alonso and his entire family
Worst Style: Lionel Messi (this past year, for that awful polka dot tux and that model shoot that made me more uncomfortable than he looked)
Whore With More Award for Most Bromances: Pipitaaaaaaa
Best Use of Social Media: tossup between Enzo and Iker and his Facebook
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media: Karim Benzema (for letting us know how lonesome he can be and bereft of furniture, too!)
Sex Beard of the Year: Alvaro Arbeloa
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner: Marcelo’s Clarisse
Favorite ‘Baller Family: Xabi Alonso and family
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013: Yoann Gourcuff (yes, I have a thing for him, can you tell?)
Favorite Bromance of the Year: AHA or Arbeloa-Higuain-Albiol (for keeping us guessing and wishing)
The Best Duck Face Award/Best FB Upload Award: gotta be Kanard Benzema
How about:
Most Entertaining Pitchside Action Coach? Fergie and his puffy coat
“Better Left Unsaid” Use of Social Media: Joey Barton
Best Car: Cristiano Ronaldo
Worst Car: Mario Balotelli’s camouflage wheels
Sorry, I spazzed:
Most Entertaining Pitchside Action Coach? Arsene Wenger (not Fergie) and his puffy coat
Dare I suggest a ‘Best Abs’ category?
We have quite a few scrutinise for that award… 😉
We could suggest nominees for that for ages…
i love it! i totally nominate Olivier Giroud!!!!!!!!
Mesut also lol!
can we also add “Best Chest” and “Best Arms” category?
Great idea, I’m very excited to see all the nominations and the final outcome… I nominate:
Cutest Couple – Clarice & Marcelo (plus Enzo ofc!)
Most Valuable NT Player – Karim Benzema
The Harper Seven Beckham Award for Best Dressed Baby – Ane Alonso
Haircut Heard Around the World – when Sergio cut his hair before the Euros…
Most Watish-able for who you want to Watish! the most. – Sergio Ramos
Best Style – Esteban Granero
Worst Style – Mario Balotelli
The Whore With More Award for Most Bromances – Pipita
Best Use of Social Media – Iker
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media – Karim (the fact that his duckface pics got him his own award says it all)
Sex Beard of the Year – Sergio Ramos
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner – Fernando Llorente’s gf Maria (great looks and a career as a doctor!)
Favorite ‘Baller Family – the Torres fam
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013 – Mesut Özil
Favorite Bromance of the Year – Sernando all the way, as always 😉
You guys are totally missing the real cutest couple – it’s Iker and Serhio. We’ve seen them kiss more than any of them…
Nominate them for bromance
Cutest Couple Mr and Mrs Alanso
Most Valuable NT Player Iker of course
The Harper Seven Beckham Award Enzo
Haircut Heard Around the World Sergio, Ozil and Fernando (i am still sorry to see that one)
Most Watish-able Ramos
Best Style Mr Alanso
Worst Style Ramos 😦
The Whore With More Award for Most Bromances
Best Use of Social Media Marcelo and Iker
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media Karim
Sex Beard of the Year Ramos and Arbeloa
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner Irina and Mrs Alanso
Favorite ‘Baller Family Arbeloa
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013 to many to list
Favorite Bromance of the Year also way to many to list
I’ve been following your blog for a while but I’m another first-time poster inspired by the Tishies! Here goes:
Cutest Couple- Marcelo & Clarice
Most Valuable NT player-Iniesta/La Roja
Best Dressed Baby- Enzo
Haircut Heard Around the World-Sergio Ramos
Most Watish-able-Sergio Ramos
Best Style-Xabi Alonso
Worst Style-Messi
Most Bromances-Ozil
Best Use of Social Media-David Luis
Worst use of Social Media- Benzema
Sex Beard-Ramos, again!
Fav player/spouse-Nagore Aranburu
Fav Baller Family-The Vieras
Allergic to Clothing in 2013-Ramos
Fav Bromances- Sernando
Keep up the perverted fun and great work!
Cutest Couple – Callejon & Marta
Most Valuable NT Player – Steven Gerrard
Haircut Heard Around the World – Ramos
Best Style – Xabi Alonso
Worst Style – Ramos or Messifor wearing that atrocious suit
The Whore With More Award for Most Bromances – Higuain
Best Use of Social Media – Arbeloa, Alonso or Granero for being so classy
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media – Benzema
Sex Beard of the Year – Arbeloa
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner – Marta
Favorite ‘Baller Family – The Alonsos
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner – Shauna Muamba. This lady is so awesome and a great role model (also, side news… she is pregnant with their second baby!!)
Favorite ‘Baller Family – The Torres’
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013 – After seeing that instagram picture…Ozil.
Favorite Bromance of the Year – Tormata
Cutest Couple – Clarice and Marcelo
Most Valuable NT Player – Cristiano
The Harper Seven Beckham Award for Best Dressed Baby – The lady herself, Harper
Haircut Heard Around the World – Ramos pre Euro
Most Watish-able for who you want to Watish! the most. – Nando
Best Style – X Alonso
Worst Style – Sergio
The Whore With More Award for Most Bromances – Pipita
Best Use of Social Media – Iker
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media – Duck face
Sex Beard of the Year – X Alonso. Always.
– The Harper Beckham Award: Harper Beckham herself
– Haircut Heard : Sergio Ramos
– Most watish-able : Sergio Ramos
– Best style : Xabi Alonso
– Worst style : Dani Alves
– Whore with more : Mesut
– Best use of social media : Alvaro ‘breathe, Turk, breathe’ Arbeloa
– Step away from Instagram : no one! Nope, not even our croissant!
– Sex beard : Sergio and Xabi
– Favorite partner : Nagore
– Favorite family : Marcelo, Clarise and Enzo
– Most allergic to clothing : Sergio Ramos (for 2 reasons …)
– Favorite bromance : Serzil
I forgot some
– Most valuable NT player : for my country : Vincent Kompany
In general : Iker Casillas
– Favorite couple : Cris and Irina
Cutest Couple: Guti&Romina I rarly ever saw a guy who was that pregnant!
Most Valuable NT Playet: San Iker. It was so impressing, how all the spanish fans at “public viewing” (german meaning of this term ;D) shouted “IKER IKER” for nearly the completely first half without a breathing pause o.o
The Harper Seven Beckham Award for Best Dressed Baby: Enzo
Haircut Heard Around the World: Sergio Ramos
Most Watish-able for who you want to Watish! the most: Sergio Ramos
Best Style: Xabi Alonso
Worst Style: The Ramos. Who else, when there no longer a Guti around?
The Whore With More Award for Most Bromances: Pipita
Best Use of Social Media: Iker Casillas
“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media: Mr. Duckface. Please.just.stop!
Sex Beard of the Year: Ramos
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner: Nagore
Favorite ‘Baller Family: Marcelo, Clarise and Enzo
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013: The Ramos! His clothing style should be argument enough, but after this pics in the Men´s Health it´s pure evilness to ever wear again anything!
Favorite Bromance of the Year: Götze&Reus ♥
This is a great idea! I’m really excited. tbh we were in desperate need for something to take our minds off this horrible drama surrounding it..
Most Valuable NT Player: Cristiano – Ozil – Joe Hart – Pirlo
The Harper Seven Beckham Award for Best Dressed Baby: Ane Alonso
Haircut Heard Around the World: Sergio Ramos obviously..
Most Watish-able: The Ramos
Best Style: Xabi Alonso
Worst Style: Ramos/Messi
The Whore With More Award for Most Bromances: Pipita
Best Use of Social Media: Arbeloa/Marcelo
Sex Beard of the Year: Xabi Alonso
Favorite Player Spouse/Partner: Irina/Carlota
Favorite ‘Baller Family: The Alonsos – Marcelo’s fam
Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013: Ramos – Cristiano
Favorite Bromance of the Year: hmmm based on this year alone I guess it’ll have to be Gotze/Rues :3
Extra:
Most Entertaining Pitchside Action Coach: Mou(DUH!)
Best Abs: Ozil .. has to be after that pic *__*
This horrible season and the drama surrounding it***