Here Are Your 2012 Tishie Winners!

20 Mar

whip1I guess we need to design some sort of golden whip award for next year. Thank you to all the people who participated in the inaugural version of The Tishies! Whether you came up with a category, made hilarious comments and/or voted, we couldn’t have done it without you. Thanks for all your patience with the speed bumps we encountered while trying this out for the first time. We’ll try to iron everything out for the next year and without further ado, here are your winners!

Cutest Couple – Fernando Torres & Olalla Dominguez Liste 

Nando & OlallaNando and Olalla took the title with 33% of the vote. Surprise runners up? Guti & Romina Belluscio with 25% I know that everyone is wondering where  Marcelo Vieira & Clarice Alves came in as well: 21%

Most Valuable National Team Player – Iker Casillas – Spain

CasillasSan Iker got 45% of the vote. Cristiano Ronaldo of Portgual was next with 16%.

The Harper Seven Beckham Award for Best Dressed Baby – Enzo Vieira

b15445d8edd811e1a3d822000a1e952c_7Enzo (with 32%) narrowly beat out the fabulous little Miss Harper,  who the award was named after! She got 29%. He’s the only person in the world who could make Crocs cool.

Haircut Heard Round The World – Sergio Ramos

38399-fotonoticia_20120604160048_800-cropNo question that Sergio’s is the haircut that made us all freak the fuck out this year – 66% of you still feel the pain. Fernando Torres only got 21% of the vote. Me? I mourn every headband we lost. ::sniffle:: ::cues In Memoriam headband montage set to Sarah McLachlan::

Most Watish-able – Fernando Torres

article-2267181-17144C99000005DC-568_306x423Changes in team, form and hair have done nothing to tame your Nando lust. He took 44% of the vote. His one true love Sergio Ramos received 29%.

Best Style – Xabi Alonso

xabi-alonso-para-hugo-boss-campana-publicitaria-sucess-beyond-the-game-e1337267014403No surprise here, 63% of you share Xabi’s impeccable taste. His acolyte Esteban Granero came in second with 18%.

Worst Style – Sergio Ramos

sesefrankencoatTeam Frankencoat, ftw! Sese  got 27% of the vote. Leo Messi came in second with 24% while his teammate Dani Alves got 21%.

Whore With More – Gonzalo Higuain

144441922_display_imagePipita’s bromancing abilities reigned supreme with 48% of the vote. Mesut Ozil racked up 27% though – don’t count him out for next year!

Best Use of Social Media – David Luiz

instagram-boleiros-Davidluiz_4-david-luiz02Chelsea’s Clown Prince pulled a off a suprise win narrowly edging out (21%) Real Madrid’s Twitter King Alvaro Arbeloa (20%).

“Step Away From The Instagram” Award For Worst Use of Social Media – Karim Benzema

398155_411045995653519_1432417244_nThe favorite took the category here. Karim’s endless repertoire of selfies and badly Photoshopped game promos won 67% percent of the vote. Joey Barton’s “musings” took 27%.

Sex Beard of the Year – Alvaro Arbeloa

n_real_madrid_arbeloa-5492773Mmmm, yummy! This was a close one. Alvaro had 34%, Xabi Alonso had 29% and Sergio Ramos had 28%. The true winner was us. No losers in this category, thank you very much.

Person Who Should Most Become Allergic To Clothing In 2013 – Sergio Ramos

XSWkzaW-j0YI personally think all the nominees in this category should become allergic to clothing. Sergio got 47% of the vote and Mesut Ozil got 16%.

Favorite ‘Baller Family – The Torres’ (Fernando, Olalla, Nora & Leo)

tumblr_m7gnfiJ4iT1qmw62lo1_500The Torres family got 45% while the Vieiras (Marcelo, Clarice & Enzo) came in second with 24%.

Favorite Player Spouse/Partner – Olalla Dominguez Liste (Fernando Torres)

Nora TorresYou sure do love anything related to Nando & Olalla, don’t you? She got 24% while Nagore Aranburu (wife of Xabi Alonso) got 17% for the runner up spot.

Cutest Kid – Enzo Vieira

3Gu8wEnzo (34%) had some serious competition from the Torres siblings. Leo (25%) edged out his big sister Nora (23%) for second place.

Favorite Bromance – Sergio Ramos/Fernando Torres

sernandobaner3qp1Some things remain eternal: the love between Sernando and our love for them. They cruised to a comfortable win (38%) but Sergio’s bromance with his other boo Mesut Ozil came in second with 13%. (We can obviously see why Sernando is still the top bromance after today’s picture!)

Best Arms – Sergio Ramos

xL1sBSergio got 47% of the vote while Alvaro Arbeloa (here with his Game of Thrones nerd sword) got 24%.

Most Bootylicious – Fernado Torres

torresNando ass up got the big thumbs up at 45%. Gonzalo Higuain had been favored going into the voting but came in second with 25%.

Best Chest – Sergio Ramos

sergio muscleyThe votes were very divided in this category but Sergio took it with 25%. Cristiano Ronaldo came in second with 14%.

Best Abs – Thiago Alacantra

thaigo-cropThis was the upset vote of the whole Tishies! Thiago took the category with 26% to the 22% of Sergio Ramos. I was so surprised when I saw the poll results!

Prettiest Eyes – Jesus Navas

jesus-navas4There were a ton of people in this category, but Jesus won with just 18% of the vote. There was a tie for second with 13%: Fernando Torres and Guti.

Best Smile – Fernando Torres

fernando-torres-fernando-torres-5025479-345-469Another packed category but Nando won handily with 26%. Sergio Ramos came in second with 16%.

Most Entertaining Pitchside Coach – Jose Mourinho

jose-mourinho-001Surprising absolutely no one, Mou got 57% of the vote. Pep Guardiola was his nearest competitor with 18%.

The Best Duck Face Award/Best FB Upload Award (aka the Karim Benzema Award) – Duck Face #1

381588_378272132264239_1213823882_nA duck face classic (so said 36% of you). Coming in second (20%) was DF#13, one of his gym selfies. Oy vey.

Favorite Pet(s) – Sawyer, Mulder & Bauer (Alvaro Arbeloa & Carlota Ruiz) 

423293_283924661671775_1521520526_nThe puggilicious trio took the top spot with 23%. Doce & Uno (Iker Casillas & Sara Carbonero) got 19% for second place.

And there you have it, the winners! We’ll start planning for the 2013 Tishies earlier than this time and make sure that everyone has a chance to get their nominations in but for now, I’m going to kick back and enjoy the fact that I’ve got about 10 months before I have to start that project!

– Lozil

64 Responses to “Here Are Your 2012 Tishie Winners!”

  1. Pammie March 20, 2013 at 2:59 pm #

    Thanks so much for hosting the Tishies, voting was fun!

    • CinematiqueChic March 20, 2013 at 5:16 pm #

      Agreed! Thanks so much for putting so much hard work into it!

  2. shiggers March 20, 2013 at 2:59 pm #

    I obviously need to do some repeat voting next year.

    • mygypsyspirit March 20, 2013 at 3:29 pm #

      As do I… More smiling Kaka 😉

      • headbandsandheartbreak March 20, 2013 at 4:56 pm #

        OH NO YOU DID NOT!

        • jellyace March 20, 2013 at 11:55 pm #

          BWAHAHAHAHA! Those 3 comments just made my day (and that is on top of all the great stuff that’s been happening in the HB universe!)

          Thank you for the Tishies! It was fun! Maybe any winner who gets over 50% vote goes immediately to the Hall of Fame/Shame?

  3. Natalie March 20, 2013 at 3:01 pm #

    not many surprises to be honest, kinda half expected 😀

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 20, 2013 at 4:56 pm #

      Thiago & David Luiz were the big shockers for me.

      • drea March 21, 2013 at 7:45 am #

        Me too! I had to go google Thiago’s abs for further scrutiny. Thanks for the Tishies! 😀

      • OzilLover March 21, 2013 at 6:03 pm #

        Im pretty sure it caused you to do a double take!

  4. cy (@meridiansour) March 20, 2013 at 3:02 pm #

    Nando’s family… Nando’s bromance with Sergio…Nando’s smile… Nando’s bum… I can’t even!

  5. Marceline March 20, 2013 at 3:22 pm #

    Who cares about the Oscars? I think the Tishies should be broadcasted! (with live showings of best chest/body)

    • SR 4 March 20, 2013 at 3:35 pm #

      Best idea ever! And the winners of favourite bromance totally need to kiss or better make out ;)!

      • Marceline March 21, 2013 at 2:01 pm #

        I think we have a million dollar format here

  6. Dr. Heidi March 20, 2013 at 3:24 pm #

    Yes, I admit to stuffing the ballot boxes in all the Sergio triumphs…but what the hell …..the BEST ABS category? A universal H & H trip to the eye doctor is not outside of the realm of possibility or necessity! What the HELL are you ladies looking at? I sense a technological glitch…Thiago? REALLY? They do not compare to the Ramos cheese grater abs in any universe! Sorry, just out of my mind shocked at this…..have to fight for my man’s honor here!

    • Dr. Heidi March 20, 2013 at 3:40 pm #

      what the freakin’ bloody hell????!!!!! *still steaming*

      • Dr. Heidi March 20, 2013 at 3:42 pm #

        *Chanting RECOUNT, RECOUNT, RECOUNT…..*

        • SR 4 March 20, 2013 at 3:48 pm #

          You are hilarious! I love it! I voted for Sergio if that helps.
          At least Thiago plays for your fav football club. That is something….

          • Dr. Heidi March 20, 2013 at 3:50 pm #

            When it comes to abs, teams are inconsequential….i mean honestly, look at his pic above and then look at Sergio under who should be allergic to clothing….honestly… is that possible?

            • Dr. Heidi March 20, 2013 at 3:51 pm #

              Thago’s abs look like one of Alvaro’s pugs…..okay, I know, enough bitching….

            • SR 4 March 20, 2013 at 3:53 pm #

              I didn´t say it makes much sense hahah. And you shouldn´t ask me. There´s no competition in my eyes.

              • Dr. Heidi March 20, 2013 at 3:56 pm #

                high five sista!

                • SR 4 March 20, 2013 at 4:01 pm #

                  High five ! It´s Sergio´s abs and Nando´s ass for me.

            • CinematiqueChic March 20, 2013 at 5:15 pm #

              100% with you! I mean Sergio should obviously have won that, but if the award couldn’t go to it’s rightful home, at least to a worthy adversary. We should all feel ashamed.

              • jellyace March 20, 2013 at 11:59 pm #

                I didn’t even realize we had any Thiago abs lovers in the HB Universe! I think we need a Re-VOTE!

                • Dr. Heidi March 21, 2013 at 10:21 am #

                  H & H, clearly there is a need for a recount or a runoff…..this cannot be allowed to stand as gospel…..

  7. Dr. Heidi March 20, 2013 at 3:32 pm #

    This was awesome fun by the way….thanks for all the work and giggles.

  8. Phédre March 20, 2013 at 3:35 pm #

    This was so much fun! Can’t wait for the next round. Great job!

  9. SR 4 March 20, 2013 at 3:40 pm #

    Thanks soo much for the hard work you put into it. It was so much fun.
    I´m already looking forward to the next tishies hahah.
    There are even more categories you could include like: favourite/best love child (if you know what I mean), favourite/best doppelganger, most whacky footballplayer…
    Another pic category : best bitchface (Lots of pics of Villa and Nando I´d say)

    • CinematiqueChic March 20, 2013 at 5:12 pm #

      Best Bitchface has to happen!

      • Dr. Heidi March 20, 2013 at 7:42 pm #

        After Sergio lost best abs, no one, not even Nando, can out bitchface me tonight

  10. CinematiqueChic March 20, 2013 at 5:11 pm #

    Hmmm… I know we’re accepting of everybody on here a non-Madrid player winning so many major categories? I dunno… 😛

    Well, at least Arbeloa won best Sex Beard. He had some serious competition there but he really deserved it. His beard brought his hotness to a whole new level. I think the Sex Beard opened some eyes to the Sex Beast previously hiding there.

    Clearly I shouldn’t have worried that Sergio wouldn’t win Should Become Allergic to Clothes. His gorgeous body combined with how much you guys hate his wardrobe just make him the best choice for that one.

    As for Mou as Most entertaining Coach, if that had gone any other way it would have been an upside down topsy turvy world. I’m glad I don’t have to live in that world.

    • Mehreh March 20, 2013 at 6:07 pm #

      it’s not nando’s fault he is beautiful, has a sweet wife and gloriously adorable children. and the greatest ass in the northern hemisphere. i’m just glad he gets the recognition he deserves 🙂 plus, he’s from madrid, just the other team.

      • CinematiqueChic March 20, 2013 at 6:19 pm #

        Nando is a worthy choice and the Torres family is a cute one. But superior to our Madrid boys and their families? Nah. (Except at Bitchface. Villa and Nando hands down own that).

  11. Elisha Buckley (@elishasmells) March 20, 2013 at 5:27 pm #

    This was so much fun, thank you!!

  12. Mehreh March 20, 2013 at 6:10 pm #

    i have really enjoyed our lively discussions about who deserves which awards. i can’t think of anything i’d rather argue about than whose dogs/children are the cutest, or who has the best body. so much fun!

    thanks for all your hard work and putting up with the “where’s the person i want to be nominated?” latecomers. we appreciate all you do!

    early entry for a category next year: best “suspicious” package. there was a shot from this year that shows most of the starting 11 of RM with… well. yeah.

  13. camimadridista March 20, 2013 at 9:15 pm #

    I’m already looking forward to the 2014 Tishies! I can agree with all of the top votes EXCEPT Thiago winning the best abs . . . that was Sergio’s, hands down! Perhaps there is some Barca-related conspiracy at play here?

    • SR 4 March 20, 2013 at 9:25 pm #

      It still baffles me as well. I actually thought besides Sergio Mesut might have a shot at winning this category or hell maybe even Beckham but Thiago… It´s very weird.
      On another note I didn´t expect Sernando to win by such a landslide. Great surprise and Sese proved today that they really are the OTP.

  14. Katie Ann March 20, 2013 at 11:04 pm #

    This was fun! Loving all the winners’ photos!

  15. panama March 21, 2013 at 4:48 am #

    Thanks a lot for all the fun! I had a lot of fun voting and agree with most of the results… Sernando ftw 😉

  16. ola March 21, 2013 at 5:27 am #

    Thanks for all the fun,voting was very enjoyable ! 🙂 I was suprised by Thiago & David Luiz winning… I already have my candidate for Best Smile 2014 😛
    I’m looking forward to the 2014 Tishies!

  17. bazinga March 21, 2013 at 6:58 am #

    Most Bootylicious isn`t Pipita??? That`s a scandal!!! 😉

    But I agree with most of the winners!!
    Good job Watishistas!!
    I`m looking forward to next year!

  18. Lena March 21, 2013 at 10:06 am #

    I can’t believe I missed something as exciting as voting for the 2013 Tishies! It looks like you put in a lot of work into this, thank you 🙂 I’m looking forward to next year’s!

  19. Meli March 21, 2013 at 10:52 am #

    Weeehhh so much Nando. Loves it. And thank you so much for the Tishie awards. It was so much fun. Fave time killer of all time.

  20. Anonymous March 21, 2013 at 11:40 am #

    For Sergio’s upcoming cumpleanos, I am wrestling the Best Abs award from that pug Thiago and graciously handing it to its rightful owner, my dear Sergio. Thiago, if I have to kick you in the nuts to do it, I will!

    • Dr. Heidi March 21, 2013 at 11:41 am #

      Sorry guys, that was actually me…posted without submitting my e-mail and username. I must be anxious to kick ‘T’ in the nuts….

  21. azura March 21, 2013 at 1:46 pm #

    Forget the Oscars, Tishies are soo much more appealing!! Rly looking forward to 2014’s vote
    Gosh lots of Nando love here (not that I’d *ever* complain about that)- sernando forever 🙂

    • OzilLover March 21, 2013 at 3:30 pm #

      Hey Dr.Heidi, Im with you on the whole ABS award, even me and my sister had a debate on best abs and as soon as we saw Thiago we were like “NEXT”…I mean come ON even OZil deserves a fighting chance! Recount!

      • Dr. Heidi March 21, 2013 at 3:33 pm #

        Okay Lozil and Maisougio, the natives are getting restless, and I smell a revolution in the works…..RECOUNT, RECOUNT, RECOUNT….

        • headbandsandheartbreak March 21, 2013 at 3:36 pm #

          Can’t recount. It was an automated poll! You guys could vote as many times as you wanted. The Thiago ladies must have stuffed the ballot box. Sorry! Avenge your luvvah boy next year! 😉

          • Dr. Heidi March 21, 2013 at 9:16 pm #

            Okay you Tiago voters, whomever you are, SHOW YOURSELVES! I DARE YOU! 🙂

            • Dr. Heidi March 21, 2013 at 9:19 pm #

              The World has officially fallen off its axis…..*sobbing into my Sergio photo – I have failed you my angel*.

      • Dr. Heidi March 21, 2013 at 3:35 pm #

        I agree with you….if not Sergio (which, let’s face it, that’s impossible), Ozil is certainly a worthy ‘next in line’!

      • Dr. Heidi March 21, 2013 at 3:35 pm #

        I agree with you OzilLover….if not Sergio (which, let’s face it, that’s impossible), Ozil is certainly a worthy ‘next in line’!

        • OzilLover March 21, 2013 at 6:01 pm #

          Right! Im thinking Sergio and Ozil need to campaign harder this year! HA let them do the work. Either way this was fun! Thanks HB’S!!

  22. Ola March 21, 2013 at 7:06 pm #

    Excuse me guys,I didn’t introduce myself-so,I found this blog thanks to unamadritista some time ago and I was like wow they are so hilarious 😀 and finally,today i thought it’s the time to my first comment and to say thank you:) sorry for any mistake i made, i am trying to improve my english:-D greetings from Poland:)

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 21, 2013 at 9:58 pm #

      Hi Ola – Thanks so much for your kind words! You’re so sweet. 🙂 And your English is great! I’m so glad you’re enjoying HB & HB.


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