Last Chance For Drool Amnesty Suggestions

27 Mar

Drool Amnesty LogoAs we explained in this post, we’re planning Drool Amnesty Week. It’s your chance to admit that secret crush on that inappropriate person with no judgment, no shaming. Read the linked post and comments to get an idea of what we’re talking about. Drool Amnesty kicks off on April 1st (perfect day, right?). Leave your suggestions in the comments below. I’d prefer to not repeat Drools if possible, for instance, we just had Pep Guardiola this week so he probably wouldn’t show up again during Drool Amnesty. So tell us your guilty pleasures! I’ll be sharing mine, god help me – god help us all!

– Lozil

95 Responses to “Last Chance For Drool Amnesty Suggestions”

  1. Forzasusan March 27, 2013 at 10:34 pm #

    You already know mine!

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 27, 2013 at 10:35 pm #

      HAHAHA! We share the same forbidden love. 🙂 Sweet dreams!

      • Anonymous March 27, 2013 at 11:56 pm #

        Rofl– I’m now scared to sleep!

  2. Jenny March 27, 2013 at 11:08 pm #

    He stepped on Michael Ballack’s ankle – but he’s such a wonderful guy!

    Kevin Prince-Boateng.

  3. Rose March 27, 2013 at 11:14 pm #

    Victor Valdes. I’d do him in a heartbeat. His gorgeous wife and join in too ;)Also he’s leaving Barca so how bad can he be?

  4. Mehreh March 27, 2013 at 11:35 pm #

    First that comes to mind is Hugo lloris. I don’t know why but he just does it for me.

    I’ll probably think of others.

  5. jellyace March 28, 2013 at 1:24 am #

    Isco Alarcon and Alvaro Negredo for me.

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 28, 2013 at 11:39 am #

      Those are your ones you’re embarrassed to admit? Drool Amnesty is about letting yourself off the hook for loving someone like Wayne Rooney. Guilty pleasures as it were.

      • jellyace March 28, 2013 at 5:31 pm #

        Guess I have none to be embarrassed about. It’s cute or nothing for me! LOL!

        • jellyace March 28, 2013 at 5:38 pm #

          Clock is ticking and I am thinking…

          OK, only because he would never make it as a regular drool: Iago Aspas from Celta de Vigo aka Sheldon. I thought he was a total nerd but he just got suspended for 4 matches for head-butting Carlos Marchena!

  6. Marceline March 28, 2013 at 5:48 am #

    This might seem a cliché, but I will always have a thing for Cris

    • Marceline March 28, 2013 at 5:48 am #

      Unless he’s wearing the whole Gucci collection…

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 28, 2013 at 11:37 am #

      Drool Amnesty is about the person you’re embarrassed to admit you have a thing for – is Cris your guilty pleasure?

  7. Backwards March 28, 2013 at 6:08 am #

    I have so many crushes, so little time.

    I was going to say Isco but he is hot and I’m not going to waste my amnesty on him.

    Scholes. He gives me an English Xabi vibe. I’m from a big crazy united supporting family so maybe it’s a bit of a nostalgia thing? Is that creepy? (yes).

    Bastian Schweinsteiger. Even in those awful harem sweat pants he loves.

  8. KristenATL March 28, 2013 at 6:49 am #

    I’ve definitely got to go with Gareth Bale. I know he might look a bit peculiar to some, but I think he’s too cute! And as a player he’s always been one of my faves to watch. And now that he’s letting out his inner CR7…lawd have mercy haha. 🙂

  9. Nalicia March 28, 2013 at 7:20 am #

    My inappropriate crush would be Jurgen Klinsman. Being that he could have been my dad, but I just can’t help it. He looks so damn good for his age and he dresses well. I lurve it when a man knows how to dress himself.

    • Jenny March 28, 2013 at 11:43 am #

      I’m old enough to do him on a hard surface.

      I can do it and report back! Sounds like a plan? Save you the trouble and all that…

      • headbandsandheartbreak March 28, 2013 at 11:49 am #

        HAHAHAHA! 🙂 You just made me choke on my coffee. Brilliant!!

        • Jenny March 29, 2013 at 3:29 am #

          I had his poster in my room as a teen – at eye-level so I could kiss him on the mouth before bed.

          Oliver Bierhoff was another one – such a beautiful man!

  10. CinematiqueChic March 28, 2013 at 8:07 am #

    King Bitchface von Sex Beard himself. Maravilla Villa. (I know I already nominated him on the original post but I can’t let an opportunity to discuss his hotness slip by). Why do you have this hold on me David?!?

  11. ola March 28, 2013 at 8:24 am #

    For me – Francisco Román Alarcón Suárez (a.k.a. My Future Husband ), and I can also think of Marc Bartra, Aaron Ramsey and Mario Suárez (:

    • Mehreh March 28, 2013 at 10:02 am #

      i feel guilty every time i see a pic of bartra and think,”just take it off.”

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 28, 2013 at 11:36 am #

      Isco’s a guilty pleasure? You feel wrong for loving him? That’s what Drool Amnesty is about. I would think he’d be a regular Drool because he’s adorbs! Same goes for the other guys.

  12. Laurean March 28, 2013 at 9:07 am #

    Ugh my guilty pleasure is probably John Terry. 😦 I can’t help but find him hot! But I still want to smack him lol. His bromance with Lampsey is my fave in the premier league.

    • Jenny March 28, 2013 at 11:44 am #

      I would not screw him, but he pays, out of his own salary, for Chelsea’s women’s team because the board was going to disband them as a cost-saving measure.

      I like that about him.

      • headbandsandheartbreak March 28, 2013 at 11:55 am #

        That’s super cool – really nice to know about him.

      • Miss_F March 28, 2013 at 2:17 pm #

        Wow, that is really awesome of him… and I absolutely can’t stand the man. Nice to know he has some decency.

      • Mehreh March 28, 2013 at 2:35 pm #

        man, just when i’m all wound up and ready to call him a horrible person. that is awesome.

      • la-la March 28, 2013 at 3:55 pm #

        Wow, really? That makes me feel much better. Id totally have done him anyway though


        • Jenny March 29, 2013 at 3:30 am #

          I guess that’s the point,

          It’s like imagining having hot hate-sex with Valdes and giving him a good spanking first…one of those things I am not yet ready to admit to 😉

  13. Megan March 28, 2013 at 9:31 am #

    Retired danish footballer Preben Elkjær! He may be 55 but, damn he’s a sexy beast!

  14. number1barcachick March 28, 2013 at 9:39 am #

    javier hernandez i hate manchester united till my dying days ( also a gunner supporter) but some things id like to do to him and with him 😀 besides he is really cute

  15. Kara March 28, 2013 at 10:00 am #

    Messi. I think he is really cute. 🙂

  16. SR 4 March 28, 2013 at 12:27 pm #

    That is really tough. My top 3 footballers I´d love to …. (well you get my drift) are Sergio, Nando and Iker. preferably all three together. Throw Guti in that mix and I have no wishes left. None of those are a guilty pleasure though…
    Cesc Fabregas probably doesn´t count either. God I´m so obsessed with spanish footballers it´s not even funny.

    I´d totally do Mario Balotelli. If that´s not pretty embarrrassing then I have nothing hahah

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 28, 2013 at 12:29 pm #

      Mario is perfect for Drool Amnesty! 🙂

      • SR 4 March 28, 2013 at 12:38 pm #

        I thought so too. Plus I totally have a weakness for bad boys.

    • Jenny March 29, 2013 at 3:31 am #

      Never a dull moment with Mario.

      He might burn down the house at any moment…

  17. mygypsyspirit March 28, 2013 at 12:48 pm #

    I blame Stoppie for this… But I’ve got a new “guilty pleasure.” Martin Skrtel….

    • mygypsyspirit March 28, 2013 at 12:53 pm #

      Oh… And Clint Dempsey. I’d do him, won’t even pretend I wouldn’t. I think it’s the tattoos on both of them.

      • Katie Ann March 28, 2013 at 6:04 pm #

        Totally agree about Dempsey. There’s something compelling about him.

      • headbandsandheartbreak March 28, 2013 at 8:21 pm #

        Clint was a Drool back in 2011. Is he really a guilty pleasure? I think he’s tasty! (USA! USA! USA!)

    • CinematiqueChic March 28, 2013 at 1:02 pm #

      Skrtel is just straight up hot. Maybe it’s the Liverpool fan in me speaking but I have NO shame in admitting it. I’d hit it and proudly!

      • mygypsyspirit March 28, 2013 at 1:11 pm #

        Then maybe it’s the United fan in me that pushes back on thinking Liverpool players are hot (except Stevie G). But Skrtel is SO not my usual type

        • CinematiqueChic March 28, 2013 at 2:35 pm #

          Haha. Well it all makes sense then. I think any player from a big rival team is automatically a guilty pleasure.

  18. Miss_F March 28, 2013 at 2:15 pm #

    Paul Scholes… I know that most don’t consider him as attractive as some (I could name a few, but we’d be here all day!) But there’s something about his silence and style of play that I quite like.

  19. Tasha March 28, 2013 at 3:08 pm #

    Uhm… This is tough , but it has to be Ozi all my friends think his disgusting , some say he looks like a recovering addict , some say he looks like an addict , some say he looks like a turtle etc I would die before I tell them I’m deeply attracted 2 Ozi . The weird thing is that they all think Rooney is hot who I find mildly disgusting , but I guess my mom was right true beauty isn’t common.

    • mygypsyspirit March 28, 2013 at 3:51 pm #

      I think you’ll find that the majority of us on this blog find Ozil to be downright smoking hot…

    • la-la March 28, 2013 at 3:58 pm #

      You are right and your friends are wrong!

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 28, 2013 at 8:32 pm #

      My nom de plume is Lozil for a reason. I think he is scrumpdillicious!

    • Jenny March 29, 2013 at 3:32 am #

      I find Ozil wildly beautiful – actually painfully physically beautiful – which is why I run a community for him, of course.

      I think he hits my girl-type though…

  20. Niamh March 28, 2013 at 3:17 pm #

    This is embarrasing especially as a Chelsea fan but Ryan Giggs.

  21. illie March 28, 2013 at 3:18 pm #

    It’s hard to admit, but my guilty pleasure is Xavi. *sigh* what can I say, I’m a sucker for a man with nice eyebrows 😉

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 28, 2013 at 8:33 pm #

      If you like Xavi for his eyebrows, you might find this post particularly horrifying.

      • illie March 28, 2013 at 10:03 pm #

        Hahahahhaha I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. That’s probably the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen.

  22. la-la March 28, 2013 at 3:51 pm #

    *cough* Zlatan.
    The feminist in me just loathed that ‘get back in the kitchen’ comment he made to that italian sports journo, then i saw a photo of him with his top off. And then one on kickette where I must have stared for a good 10 minutes trying to work out if his cock was that big or it was a short fold. Turns out arrogant shits with big noses are my cup of tea.Oh and I’m completely shallow 😀

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 28, 2013 at 4:07 pm #

      You and me both, girl.

    • Jenny March 29, 2013 at 3:34 am #

      He can’t be all bad, He’s married to Helena and he’s probably scared of her…

      Frankly, I would do him in a heartbeat. There’s something so terrifyingly sexy about a guy who invites his Sweden teammates to his hunting lodge and serves them up a wild boar THAT HE KILLED HIMSELF.


    • JK March 30, 2013 at 9:49 pm #

      Zlatan is on a whole different playing field. that asshole-ish way that he has about him just makes me want him so badly! i don’t know why, or how, but i’m so in love with him. IMAGINE the things he could do behind closed doors…

  23. la-la March 28, 2013 at 5:20 pm #

    I’m wondering if Ashley Cole counts as a guilty pleasure; for sure he’s a beautiful man, but does his (alleged?) terrible sexual morals and twattish behavior (‘I nearly crashed my car’ etc) make him unattractive?

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 28, 2013 at 5:29 pm #

      That’s what Drool Amnesty is all about – it’s okay to love a douchebag during Drool Amnesty!

      • la-la March 28, 2013 at 6:21 pm #

        Phew! I feel much better now:-P

    • Jenny March 29, 2013 at 3:34 am #

      Send him to a doctor for an STD test and it should be fine 😉

    • CinematiqueChic March 29, 2013 at 8:04 am #

      Is it “alleged” when there is photographic evidence?

  24. Katie Ann March 28, 2013 at 6:03 pm #

    I have what even I consider an utterly inexplicable love for Xavi. It’s terrible, haha, but I can’t help it.

    I also adore David De Gea. Like, giggly, teenyboppery, this-would-suit-me-better-if-I-was-seventeen adore him. So it’s embarassing because I’m not seventeen.

    And, it being coaches month and all, I’d get with Jay Heaps in a hot minute, too.

    • Jenny March 29, 2013 at 3:35 am #

      I would do Xavi. In a heartbeat. I’d tape his mouth first…but honestly – he’s wonderfully intense. I wonder if he stares at you like that in bed…

      I am willing to find out.

      • Katie Ann March 29, 2013 at 6:15 pm #

        I could find better things to do with his mouth than tape it… I mean… what?

        I do like intensity, but- and I’ve said this before- it’s really that I’m in awe of how he moves. Balancing on gravity-defying angles? Hot.

  25. Nooria March 28, 2013 at 8:36 pm #

    Hmmm…well seeing that i absolutely loathe Man. U, my guilty pleasure has to be Chicharito. I don’t know, he’s just so innocent-looking, and speaking of the EPL, I’d totally do Oscar 🙂 I just wanna corrupt both their little innocent souls 😉

    • JK March 30, 2013 at 9:45 pm #

      i feel the EXACT same way about Oscar! what i wouldn’t do to be able to lock him up in a bedroom somewhere… anywhere, until i was finished with him.

  26. Nooria March 28, 2013 at 8:49 pm #

    My other guilty pleasure, which i hate myself for, has got to be Theo Walcott. I ALWAYS taunt my cousins about being Arsenal fans, but i don’t know, i think it’s his smile that gets me. *hides face*
    Now i shall crawl back into my hole and wallow in my shame 😀

  27. themoehre March 28, 2013 at 10:12 pm #

    Hm… my guilty pleasure is Daniel Agger! He might not be typical attractive but he has this special charm, I can´t really define it, there is something unique in his face and his look and then there are these tattoos and his absolutly adorable grin and.. he´s just hot ;D
    And I have to add Marko Arnautovic, he propably has a rather questionalble behaviour (just had a fight with a teammate yesterday ;D) but… You see, I have a favour for tattooed badboys 😛

  28. GoonerKate March 29, 2013 at 1:54 am #

    Mine is Kyle Beckerman, from Real Salt Lake. That hair should be horrifying, but somehow, it works. It makes no logical sense.

  29. Backwards March 29, 2013 at 3:34 am #

    I can’t seem to reply to my previous post but can i nominate raul meireles? It’s a combination of the the tattoos, the self deprecating humor and the 11 game ban.
    Nando even agrees this guy is hot (do you remember that video- i think he misinterpreted the question but who cares).
    His wife is hot too.

    • headbandsandheartbreak April 1, 2013 at 4:19 pm #

      OMG, I have the major hots for Ivone. If you search her name on this blog some awesome pix of her come up. I love him too. They’re super hot together.

  30. Jenny March 29, 2013 at 3:38 am #

    Thing is: can I feel guilty for wanting to shag Puyol – a flawless, perfect human being who does yoga to relax, meditates for stress relief, and reads poetry in his spare time?

    Yup! He can read…

    Is his hair too flawless? Would it show me up?

    I DO NOT CARE. I want this man delivered, scantily clad and in hand-cuffs, to my bedroom, forthwith.

    He can bring a poetry book and read to me while looking out from under his bangs with his liquid brown eyes…

    He is perfection!


    • la-la March 29, 2013 at 9:03 am #

      We clearly have the same taste…although my fantasies revolve around farmer Puyi; semi naked driving a tractor with all that lovely hair blowing in the breeze, sun beating down on his manly chest and thighs… Bit wierd yeh?

      • Jenny March 29, 2013 at 10:52 am #

        Weird? How? It’s HAWT.

        Gurl. Are you me?

        HOLY SHIT he is the hottest thing on two legs.

        He’s such a GENT – remember when he told off (as in: yelled and told them to get on with it and looked REALLY angry) his fellow players for celebrating a fifth goal? He always cuddles the player he’s nearest to when the whistle goes too. Last time it was Sami and I nearly fainted with bliss. Two such hot men in one embrace…or, rather – Puyol sort of reached out to touch his shoulder and Sami reciprocated and…the camera criminally cut away.

        And when he does the apologetic hug after fouling a player you can feel it’s genuine.

        And when Figo had the pig’s head thrown at him it was a bb Puyol who went up to his own fans to tell them to STFU. He looked furious! His curls were still bb curls!

        He’s a beautiful character. He’s just a lovely person in every way – so thoughtful and gentlemanly and lovely.

        He likes the Flamenco too. I have fantasies about it.

  31. SR 4 March 29, 2013 at 3:36 pm #

    I finally came up with someone else: Daniele De Rossi. His political views are despicable and I´m really ashamed to find him attractive *hangs head in shame*

    • Jenny March 29, 2013 at 3:48 pm #

      Thomas Mann said something about that in ‘Tonio Kroeger’ (it might have been ‘Death in Venice’):

      “Fine minds, in uncouth bodies…”

      With too many of these assholes, it’s the obvious. “Foul minds in fine bodies…”

      • Jenny March 29, 2013 at 3:49 pm #

        *it’s the opposite

  32. Ola March 29, 2013 at 6:02 pm #

    Ok. After a long deliberation I came up with these:Jese Rodriguez (I heard he’s very rebelious,you know that story about kicking and spitting at opponent…) but i still find him cute… also,my guilty pleasure may be Bart Simpson from athletic bilbao;-) strange hairstyles,pocket size and sense of humor makes Muniain kind of adorible for me…

  33. Sarah March 30, 2013 at 10:08 am #

    Shane Long Reading/Ireland NT just does it for me, even with the baby face ❤

    • Nicole April 2, 2013 at 6:44 pm #

      Okay, so I absolutely love this blog (been following it since the beginning)!! I have never posted on it, but I feel like this Drool Amnesty is the perfect opportunity to break my silence haha! I absolutely have the hots for Angel Di Maria!!!!!!!!!! He is my loveeee and his angular skinny noodle-ness just gets to me!! haha I hate his acting/diving and it’s a little embarassing to tell people that he is my favorite player, but I totally love him when he is playing at his best!!!

      • headbandsandheartbreak April 3, 2013 at 5:51 pm #

        Hooray for coming out from lurking! Delighted you chose to comment. Thanks for your kind words. We’ll add your Angel to Drool Amnesty. 🙂

  34. Jenny April 6, 2013 at 6:14 pm #

    If you still need one to make up the numbers (and I CAN’T BELIEVE I didn’t think of him before)


    *blushes with shame*

    Lothar Matthaus…yeah, the philandering Don Juan whose face got stepped on by Juanito and who played the most effective, ugliest football for Germany ever…but he was my captain as a teen and I loved him and he was so fucking beautiful.

    I suppose I forgot him because I would forgive him ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL. So he never really needed my Amnesty – and frankly, if he needs a 5th wife – I AM THERE FOR YOU BB!

    *runs to hide*

  35. M April 7, 2013 at 1:48 pm #

    I can’t help myself: Carles Puyol… Since he’s a barça player, I feel pretty guilty about it. But when I see him and Sergio during national duty, I just melt!!

  36. wynmere April 19, 2013 at 11:30 pm #

    David Luiz! This jeezer’s biological clock is ticking and I’d gladly resolve that for him. I love his hair, I love his antics and I love how sweet he his to kids. And let’s not forget the drool-worthy view of London he has from his flat!


  1. The Daily Drool – Drool Amnesty: Martin Skrtel | Of Headbands and Heartbreak... - April 2, 2013

    […] Drool Amnesty continues! At the rate you’re all going with suggestions, we might have a month worth of them. Feel free to leave some in the linked post. mygypsyspirit’s guilty pleasure is the tatted up intense Martin Skrtel. Now, several of the Liverpool fans among you would do him with no reservations but our girl is a Manchester United fan and he’s so not her normal type, so you can see the issue here. But that’s why we invented Drool Amnesty. No judgment, no shame – only love (and you know, a fair bit of lust…) […]

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