As we explained in this post, we’re planning Drool Amnesty Week. It’s your chance to admit that secret crush on that inappropriate person with no judgment, no shaming. Read the linked post and comments to get an idea of what we’re talking about. Drool Amnesty kicks off on April 1st (perfect day, right?). Leave your suggestions in the comments below. I’d prefer to not repeat Drools if possible, for instance, we just had Pep Guardiola this week so he probably wouldn’t show up again during Drool Amnesty. So tell us your guilty pleasures! I’ll be sharing mine, god help me – god help us all!
– Lozil
Of Headbands and Heartbreak
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Of Headbands and Heartbreak... 
You already know mine!
HAHAHA! We share the same forbidden love. 🙂 Sweet dreams!
Rofl– I’m now scared to sleep!
He stepped on Michael Ballack’s ankle – but he’s such a wonderful guy!
Kevin Prince-Boateng.
Victor Valdes. I’d do him in a heartbeat. His gorgeous wife and join in too ;)Also he’s leaving Barca so how bad can he be?
I’m with you on Victor Valdes!
First that comes to mind is Hugo lloris. I don’t know why but he just does it for me.
I’ll probably think of others.
Isco Alarcon and Alvaro Negredo for me.
Those are your ones you’re embarrassed to admit? Drool Amnesty is about letting yourself off the hook for loving someone like Wayne Rooney. Guilty pleasures as it were.
Guess I have none to be embarrassed about. It’s cute or nothing for me! LOL!
Clock is ticking and I am thinking…
OK, only because he would never make it as a regular drool: Iago Aspas from Celta de Vigo aka Sheldon. I thought he was a total nerd but he just got suspended for 4 matches for head-butting Carlos Marchena!
This might seem a cliché, but I will always have a thing for Cris
Unless he’s wearing the whole Gucci collection…
Drool Amnesty is about the person you’re embarrassed to admit you have a thing for – is Cris your guilty pleasure?
I have so many crushes, so little time.
I was going to say Isco but he is hot and I’m not going to waste my amnesty on him.
Scholes. He gives me an English Xabi vibe. I’m from a big crazy united supporting family so maybe it’s a bit of a nostalgia thing? Is that creepy? (yes).
Bastian Schweinsteiger. Even in those awful harem sweat pants he loves.
I’ve definitely got to go with Gareth Bale. I know he might look a bit peculiar to some, but I think he’s too cute! And as a player he’s always been one of my faves to watch. And now that he’s letting out his inner CR7…lawd have mercy haha. 🙂
My inappropriate crush would be Jurgen Klinsman. Being that he could have been my dad, but I just can’t help it. He looks so damn good for his age and he dresses well. I lurve it when a man knows how to dress himself.
I’m old enough to do him on a hard surface.
I can do it and report back! Sounds like a plan? Save you the trouble and all that…
HAHAHAHA! 🙂 You just made me choke on my coffee. Brilliant!!
I had his poster in my room as a teen – at eye-level so I could kiss him on the mouth before bed.
Oliver Bierhoff was another one – such a beautiful man!
King Bitchface von Sex Beard himself. Maravilla Villa. (I know I already nominated him on the original post but I can’t let an opportunity to discuss his hotness slip by). Why do you have this hold on me David?!?
haha i love that name!
Thanks! I dubbed him that back in February when he was rocking out in this video.
For me – Francisco Román Alarcón Suárez (a.k.a. My Future Husband ), and I can also think of Marc Bartra, Aaron Ramsey and Mario Suárez (:
i feel guilty every time i see a pic of bartra and think,”just take it off.”
Isco’s a guilty pleasure? You feel wrong for loving him? That’s what Drool Amnesty is about. I would think he’d be a regular Drool because he’s adorbs! Same goes for the other guys.
Ugh my guilty pleasure is probably John Terry. 😦 I can’t help but find him hot! But I still want to smack him lol. His bromance with Lampsey is my fave in the premier league.
I would not screw him, but he pays, out of his own salary, for Chelsea’s women’s team because the board was going to disband them as a cost-saving measure.
I like that about him.
That’s super cool – really nice to know about him.
Wow, that is really awesome of him… and I absolutely can’t stand the man. Nice to know he has some decency.
man, just when i’m all wound up and ready to call him a horrible person. that is awesome.
Wow, really? That makes me feel much better. Id totally have done him anyway though
😛
I guess that’s the point,
It’s like imagining having hot hate-sex with Valdes and giving him a good spanking first…one of those things I am not yet ready to admit to 😉
Retired danish footballer Preben Elkjær! He may be 55 but, damn he’s a sexy beast!
oh and he’s a guilty pleasure ’cause well, he’s the same age as my dad…
and he has bad teeth! but I agree, the things I’d like to do to that man….
http://www.b.dk/kultur/den-tid-er-forbi-hvor-man-kunne-tage-sig-en-smoeg-i-pausen-…#
javier hernandez i hate manchester united till my dying days ( also a gunner supporter) but some things id like to do to him and with him 😀 besides he is really cute
Messi. I think he is really cute. 🙂
That is really tough. My top 3 footballers I´d love to …. (well you get my drift) are Sergio, Nando and Iker. preferably all three together. Throw Guti in that mix and I have no wishes left. None of those are a guilty pleasure though…
Cesc Fabregas probably doesn´t count either. God I´m so obsessed with spanish footballers it´s not even funny.
I´d totally do Mario Balotelli. If that´s not pretty embarrrassing then I have nothing hahah
Mario is perfect for Drool Amnesty! 🙂
I thought so too. Plus I totally have a weakness for bad boys.
Don’t we all!
Never a dull moment with Mario.
He might burn down the house at any moment…
I blame Stoppie for this… But I’ve got a new “guilty pleasure.” Martin Skrtel….
Oh… And Clint Dempsey. I’d do him, won’t even pretend I wouldn’t. I think it’s the tattoos on both of them.
Totally agree about Dempsey. There’s something compelling about him.
Clint was a Drool back in 2011. Is he really a guilty pleasure? I think he’s tasty! (USA! USA! USA!)
Skrtel is just straight up hot. Maybe it’s the Liverpool fan in me speaking but I have NO shame in admitting it. I’d hit it and proudly!
Then maybe it’s the United fan in me that pushes back on thinking Liverpool players are hot (except Stevie G). But Skrtel is SO not my usual type
Haha. Well it all makes sense then. I think any player from a big rival team is automatically a guilty pleasure.
Paul Scholes… I know that most don’t consider him as attractive as some (I could name a few, but we’d be here all day!) But there’s something about his silence and style of play that I quite like.
*Terrific* player – so freaking solid.
Uhm… This is tough , but it has to be Ozi all my friends think his disgusting , some say he looks like a recovering addict , some say he looks like an addict , some say he looks like a turtle etc I would die before I tell them I’m deeply attracted 2 Ozi . The weird thing is that they all think Rooney is hot who I find mildly disgusting , but I guess my mom was right true beauty isn’t common.
I think you’ll find that the majority of us on this blog find Ozil to be downright smoking hot…
You are right and your friends are wrong!
My nom de plume is Lozil for a reason. I think he is scrumpdillicious!
I find Ozil wildly beautiful – actually painfully physically beautiful – which is why I run a community for him, of course.
I think he hits my girl-type though…
This is embarrasing especially as a Chelsea fan but Ryan Giggs.
It’s hard to admit, but my guilty pleasure is Xavi. *sigh* what can I say, I’m a sucker for a man with nice eyebrows 😉
If you like Xavi for his eyebrows, you might find this post particularly horrifying.
Hahahahhaha I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. That’s probably the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen.
*cough* Zlatan.
The feminist in me just loathed that ‘get back in the kitchen’ comment he made to that italian sports journo, then i saw a photo of him with his top off. And then one on kickette where I must have stared for a good 10 minutes trying to work out if his cock was that big or it was a short fold. Turns out arrogant shits with big noses are my cup of tea.Oh and I’m completely shallow 😀
You and me both, girl.
He can’t be all bad, He’s married to Helena and he’s probably scared of her…
Frankly, I would do him in a heartbeat. There’s something so terrifyingly sexy about a guy who invites his Sweden teammates to his hunting lodge and serves them up a wild boar THAT HE KILLED HIMSELF.
OMG. BLOOD LUST
Zlatan is on a whole different playing field. that asshole-ish way that he has about him just makes me want him so badly! i don’t know why, or how, but i’m so in love with him. IMAGINE the things he could do behind closed doors…
I’m wondering if Ashley Cole counts as a guilty pleasure; for sure he’s a beautiful man, but does his (alleged?) terrible sexual morals and twattish behavior (‘I nearly crashed my car’ etc) make him unattractive?
That’s what Drool Amnesty is all about – it’s okay to love a douchebag during Drool Amnesty!
Phew! I feel much better now:-P
Send him to a doctor for an STD test and it should be fine 😉
Is it “alleged” when there is photographic evidence?
I have what even I consider an utterly inexplicable love for Xavi. It’s terrible, haha, but I can’t help it.
I also adore David De Gea. Like, giggly, teenyboppery, this-would-suit-me-better-if-I-was-seventeen adore him. So it’s embarassing because I’m not seventeen.
And, it being coaches month and all, I’d get with Jay Heaps in a hot minute, too.
I would do Xavi. In a heartbeat. I’d tape his mouth first…but honestly – he’s wonderfully intense. I wonder if he stares at you like that in bed…
I am willing to find out.
I could find better things to do with his mouth than tape it… I mean… what?
I do like intensity, but- and I’ve said this before- it’s really that I’m in awe of how he moves. Balancing on gravity-defying angles? Hot.
Hmmm…well seeing that i absolutely loathe Man. U, my guilty pleasure has to be Chicharito. I don’t know, he’s just so innocent-looking, and speaking of the EPL, I’d totally do Oscar 🙂 I just wanna corrupt both their little innocent souls 😉
i feel the EXACT same way about Oscar! what i wouldn’t do to be able to lock him up in a bedroom somewhere… anywhere, until i was finished with him.
My other guilty pleasure, which i hate myself for, has got to be Theo Walcott. I ALWAYS taunt my cousins about being Arsenal fans, but i don’t know, i think it’s his smile that gets me. *hides face*
Now i shall crawl back into my hole and wallow in my shame 😀
Hm… my guilty pleasure is Daniel Agger! He might not be typical attractive but he has this special charm, I can´t really define it, there is something unique in his face and his look and then there are these tattoos and his absolutly adorable grin and.. he´s just hot ;D
And I have to add Marko Arnautovic, he propably has a rather questionalble behaviour (just had a fight with a teammate yesterday ;D) but… You see, I have a favour for tattooed badboys 😛
Mine is Kyle Beckerman, from Real Salt Lake. That hair should be horrifying, but somehow, it works. It makes no logical sense.
I can’t seem to reply to my previous post but can i nominate raul meireles? It’s a combination of the the tattoos, the self deprecating humor and the 11 game ban.
Nando even agrees this guy is hot (do you remember that video- i think he misinterpreted the question but who cares).
His wife is hot too.
http://fywags.tumblr.com/post/2481973079/beautifuldirtyrich-ivone-is-the-most-bad-ass
OMG, I have the major hots for Ivone. If you search her name on this blog some awesome pix of her come up. I love him too. They’re super hot together.
Thing is: can I feel guilty for wanting to shag Puyol – a flawless, perfect human being who does yoga to relax, meditates for stress relief, and reads poetry in his spare time?
Yup! He can read…
Is his hair too flawless? Would it show me up?
I DO NOT CARE. I want this man delivered, scantily clad and in hand-cuffs, to my bedroom, forthwith.
He can bring a poetry book and read to me while looking out from under his bangs with his liquid brown eyes…
He is perfection!
*sigh*
We clearly have the same taste…although my fantasies revolve around farmer Puyi; semi naked driving a tractor with all that lovely hair blowing in the breeze, sun beating down on his manly chest and thighs… Bit wierd yeh?
Weird? How? It’s HAWT.
Gurl. Are you me?
HOLY SHIT he is the hottest thing on two legs.
He’s such a GENT – remember when he told off (as in: yelled and told them to get on with it and looked REALLY angry) his fellow players for celebrating a fifth goal? He always cuddles the player he’s nearest to when the whistle goes too. Last time it was Sami and I nearly fainted with bliss. Two such hot men in one embrace…or, rather – Puyol sort of reached out to touch his shoulder and Sami reciprocated and…the camera criminally cut away.
And when he does the apologetic hug after fouling a player you can feel it’s genuine.
And when Figo had the pig’s head thrown at him it was a bb Puyol who went up to his own fans to tell them to STFU. He looked furious! His curls were still bb curls!
He’s a beautiful character. He’s just a lovely person in every way – so thoughtful and gentlemanly and lovely.
He likes the Flamenco too. I have fantasies about it.
I finally came up with someone else: Daniele De Rossi. His political views are despicable and I´m really ashamed to find him attractive *hangs head in shame*
Thomas Mann said something about that in ‘Tonio Kroeger’ (it might have been ‘Death in Venice’):
“Fine minds, in uncouth bodies…”
With too many of these assholes, it’s the obvious. “Foul minds in fine bodies…”
*it’s the opposite
Ok. After a long deliberation I came up with these:Jese Rodriguez (I heard he’s very rebelious,you know that story about kicking and spitting at opponent…) but i still find him cute… also,my guilty pleasure may be Bart Simpson from athletic bilbao;-) strange hairstyles,pocket size and sense of humor makes Muniain kind of adorible for me…
Shane Long Reading/Ireland NT just does it for me, even with the baby face ❤
Okay, so I absolutely love this blog (been following it since the beginning)!! I have never posted on it, but I feel like this Drool Amnesty is the perfect opportunity to break my silence haha! I absolutely have the hots for Angel Di Maria!!!!!!!!!! He is my loveeee and his angular skinny noodle-ness just gets to me!! haha I hate his acting/diving and it’s a little embarassing to tell people that he is my favorite player, but I totally love him when he is playing at his best!!!
Hooray for coming out from lurking! Delighted you chose to comment. Thanks for your kind words. We’ll add your Angel to Drool Amnesty. 🙂
If you still need one to make up the numbers (and I CAN’T BELIEVE I didn’t think of him before)
Ahem.
*blushes with shame*
Lothar Matthaus…yeah, the philandering Don Juan whose face got stepped on by Juanito and who played the most effective, ugliest football for Germany ever…but he was my captain as a teen and I loved him and he was so fucking beautiful.
I suppose I forgot him because I would forgive him ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL. So he never really needed my Amnesty – and frankly, if he needs a 5th wife – I AM THERE FOR YOU BB!
*runs to hide*
I can’t help myself: Carles Puyol… Since he’s a barça player, I feel pretty guilty about it. But when I see him and Sergio during national duty, I just melt!!
David Luiz! This jeezer’s biological clock is ticking and I’d gladly resolve that for him. I love his hair, I love his antics and I love how sweet he his to kids. And let’s not forget the drool-worthy view of London he has from his flat!