A Whole Lotta Pipita & Sami’s Birthday

4 Apr
"Don't listen to the other boys - you're my number one!"

“Don’t listen to the other boys, baby – you’re my number one!”


Sheesh! Pipita’s manwhoring it up, sky is blue, same old, same old.  The team trained today with Real Madrid C while Pipa honed his already top notch bromancing skills. 

"Damn, who is Pipa macking on NOW?!"

“Damn, who is Pipa macking on NOW?!”

"Good work! You're a shoo in for Whore With More 2014!"

“Good work! You’re a shoo in for the Whore With More 2014 Tishie already!”

Crisis moment: Why are Pipita’s training pants…baggy? Could The King of the Shelf Booty be…dun dun dun…losing weight?! Anywhere but there, baby, anywhere but there. I’m going to consider this some sort of weird anomaly. Maybe the kit manager gave him training pants a size too big. If so, that person should be fired and a watishista installed in the position. We would never make such an egregious error!

Pipa’s triumphant slide of a goal celebration yesterday touched off a new meme (Photos from higuanita via GF Sports).

Real Madrid's Gonzalo Iguain celebrates his goal against Galatasaraytumblr_mkqk0wCiYQ1r2fusvo1_500 tumblr_mkqk0wCiYQ1r2fusvo2_1280 tumblr_mkqk0wCiYQ1r2fusvo3_1280 tumblr_mkqk0wCiYQ1r2fusvo4_1280Sami & his lady love, Lena Gercke celebrated his birthday yesterday at Mesón Txistu with a nice cake.

548892_450160668393424_2083656049_nShe also posted the shot below saying “Wohoo almost 1,90 m with those heels #fun #times #friends #birthdaybash” Look behind her – might that be Mesut walking down the ramp in the puffy vest?

8efe57fe9cdc11e2a73f22000a9e28ad_7I was surprised that Mesut has yet to post a birthday tribute to his boo. He did, however, put up this shot. Perhaps that’s his present to Sami?

dd77cfd49cad11e2998822000a1fbc5d_7Super cute pose, but I think that denim shirt should be burned. It looks like something out of the Sergio Ramos Collection for Target (sold, of course, with matching jeans with bedazzled pockets and trucker hat with neon lettering).

– Lozil

13 Responses to “A Whole Lotta Pipita & Sami’s Birthday”

  1. sweethearthalo April 4, 2013 at 1:46 pm #

    This post just cheered me up so much. Thank you for that! 😀
    How can one not love Gonzalo Gerardo? How can one not love his butt? HOW CAN ONE GIVE HIM THE WRONG PANTS? Call FBI, Interpol, this person has to be found.
    The society suffers.
    I know this comment didn’t make any sense. I could have find a better comment section comeback than this non-sense.

  2. your- the -ozi- to-my- khedira April 4, 2013 at 1:56 pm #

    It looks sunny in Madrid hopefully the tights are coming off soon , and shorts back on .

    I hate Mesut’s shirt , are Sese and him sharing clothes again ? Anyway he looks so bootiful in the picture that I hardly noticed the shirt .

  3. Jana April 4, 2013 at 2:30 pm #

    Sergio Ramos Collection for Target…
    Damn girl, you cut deep!
    *wipes tears if laughter from eyes*
    Wish I came up with that one myself!

    • headbandsandheartbreak April 4, 2013 at 2:31 pm #

      Can’t you just imagine it? Your eyes would bleed as you walked into Target.

      • jellyace April 4, 2013 at 2:41 pm #

        Hopefully, they will locate the Sergio Ramos Collection for Target right after the sunglasses rack so you can grab some cover before dashing through the aisle!

        Speaking of atrocious clothing, there was no shirt exchange after the PSG-Barcelona match. Doesn’t anyone want a Tequila Sunrise jersey?

      • Mehreh April 4, 2013 at 6:09 pm #

        If I were more creative, I’d start working up a mock up of this. I’m seeing animal print scarves and insane booties and rhinestone pockets everywhere. A cologne like sex panther and murses. Yes.

  4. jellyace April 4, 2013 at 2:38 pm #

    I was snickering all thru this post! Thank you for the laughs!

    My theory on Pipita’s baggy butt: His thighs grew and so he could not pull up his old pants over the new thunder thigh edition. So the kit man (yes, yes, kit mama would be worlds better) had to give him a larger size.

    And one more thing! Pipita, leave Nacho alone! He’s mine!

  5. la-la April 4, 2013 at 2:56 pm #

    I love mesut’s shirt! But then I also have a penchant for denim shirts, should I have admitted to that?!

    And lol to noone wanting a horrible tequila sunrise jersey; those folks live in Paris, you’d hope some fashion might have rubbed off…

    • Phédre April 5, 2013 at 6:35 am #

      You’re not alone! I think he looks great in it.

      My commentator said: Luckily, just a few more games in these kits for Barcelona. I totally loved him for that. It was indeed a great clash with the classy PSG ones. Might be tactical though: blinding the opponent with those colors.

      • jellyace April 5, 2013 at 8:19 am #

        Or shaming Barcelona into winning. They won’t want to look fugly and be losers, too!

  6. pmpatrol April 4, 2013 at 7:25 pm #

    The shelf bootay is here to stay! I think it is just Pipa’s stance, which is straining the muscles in the upper half of the backside of the legs, causing what many may affectionately call butt dimples.
    On another note:
    In my mind every man in target will now look like Sese!

  7. Mel April 5, 2013 at 11:44 am #

    Mesut looks like Bruno Mars in that last shot!!!!

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