Think Of The Children!

4 Apr

BHBvaRDCEAEjXafSomeone apparently looks up to Sergio & Guti and is unduly influenced by them. Gentlmen, think of the youngsters who see you as a role model. DRESS RESPONSIBLY! Don’t let this sort of colorful hued trouser wearing progress to yet another generation, I beg of you! Next thing you know, you’ll see the Juvenil A kids dressed like the traveling company of Godspell if they cast My Little Ponies in the leading roles. STOP THE MADNESS! I know adding a small spot of color to Morata’s wardrobe isn’t a crime and he’s trying to Xabi-subtle it, but it’s a slippery slope with this team. A very, very slippery ultra-bright slope. I’m keeping my eyes on you, Ramos.  Just know that. Thanks to Marcelo for tweeting this picture so that we have time to stage an intervention.

– Lozil

15 Responses to “Think Of The Children!”

  1. jellyace April 4, 2013 at 5:14 pm #

    “Hey! Look what I got at Sergio’s rummage sale!”

  2. CinematiqueChic April 4, 2013 at 5:20 pm #

    I like that he thought to himself “What does you wear over burgundy jeans?” And the answer was “Preppy sweater!”

  3. Mehreh April 4, 2013 at 6:03 pm #

    He’s so sweet and enthusiastic, he wants to emulate both xabi and Sergio/guti. One can not be both theses things, darling.

  4. randomthoughts57 April 4, 2013 at 6:54 pm #

    in his defense, colored jeans are in trend right now. that being said, not every trend should be followed. also, if i’m not mistaken, Benz, Sergio, and Mesut all own red pants (either that or they share clothes). i’m blaming the whole team besides Xabi for this.

  5. Katie Ann April 4, 2013 at 7:16 pm #

    … and yet I still look at him, think he’s hot, and feel like a dirty cradle-robber (we’re within the same decade now, but still, heh).

  6. pmpatrol April 4, 2013 at 7:37 pm #

    A very collegiate look in my opinion. He is allowed to do this as a bebe of but 20 years. I give him a 30% chance at a dash of Xabi, 20% chance of Ramos, 30% Normal, and
    20% Others .

    I don’t know what scares me more the Ramos or the Others.

  7. mygypsyspirit April 4, 2013 at 8:32 pm #

    Did you see the response by Arbeloa? haha

    • headbandsandheartbreak April 4, 2013 at 8:57 pm #

      Where did he respond? I saw Morata replied, but nothing from Arbeloa.

      • mygypsyspirit April 5, 2013 at 11:59 am #

        I think he responded to Marcelo on Twitter, not Morata. I’ll go grab a screen shot and be back

      • mygypsyspirit April 5, 2013 at 12:09 pm #

        Okay… Apparently I was seeing things because now I don’t see it. I freaking SWEAR he responded! I’m so confused! Maybe it was the whole Alvaro thing and I was only half paying attention. I give up hahaha

  8. Utd Girl April 5, 2013 at 1:05 am #

    Umm WOW! I haven’t been on the site in a while. (Still healing from the Utd CL loss…REAL has to WIN it all!) But anyways, what is with the pants?! Haha it’s ok, his cuteness makes up for it. However, nobody can pull off colored pants quite like Sergio.

  9. Phédre April 5, 2013 at 6:26 am #

    I’ll take red, green, purple, orange, … jeans over those tacky, bedazzled Dsquared abominations any day.
    I bet Sese was a bit jealous …

    • jellyace April 5, 2013 at 8:11 am #

      You do have a point. While it may be colored, his pants have no holes, bedazzlers, patches, frays. It’s a step up?

  10. consuela April 5, 2013 at 12:20 pm #

    I still don’t get it. Maybe all the teams should have on payroll a person who will take them shopping… really… Even I have to move my eyes away from Sergio when he wore those green pants!

    • Katie Ann April 5, 2013 at 6:46 pm #

      I would apply for that job in a heartbeat.

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