A surprising number of people have a thing for Xavi. Here’s just a few comments from watishistas: “It’s hard to admit, but my guilty pleasure is Xavi. *sigh* what can I say, I’m a sucker for a man with nice eyebrows.” (illie), “I would do Xavi. In a heartbeat. I’d tape his mouth first…but honestly – he’s wonderfully intense. I wonder if he stares at you like that in bed…I am willing to find out.” (Jenny) and “I have what even I consider an utterly inexplicable love for Xavi. It’s terrible, haha, but I can’t help it…I could find better things to do with his mouth than tape it… I mean… what? I do like intensity, but- and I’ve said this before- it’s really that I’m in awe of how he moves. Balancing on gravity-defying angles? Hot.” (Katie Ann)
The Daily Drool – Drool Amnesty: Xavi
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jenny’s approach to bedding xavi made me laugh. tape his mouth shut, indeed!
Katie Ann is right though: plenty of things that mouth could do!
Put that mouth to better use Xavi!
The tape his mouth shut part is spot on!!!
If he was actually as funny as Brooks Peck imagines him as then I’d definitely have a go on him, as an actual person he seems like a bit of a twat, as White Knight of the overly upset he’s superb…
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/xavi-files-complaint-uefa-anti-football-ruining-champions-113600505–sow.html
Brooks makes everyone funny. I suspect real life Xavi is not so much.
I too would do him in a heartbeat as long as I can tape his mouth shut first. Or use a ball gag or hell anything to just get him to shut it. His intensity is totally hot. Unibrow or not. And I’m a die hard Madridista, so yeah, he’s def my guilty pleasure. Along with Puyol of course. 🙂
I have no words…if only that would come out of Xavi’s mouth, so best keep it taped up!
Best. Drool. Amnesty. Description. Ever.
Can’t wait for Puyol!!!
When it’s Puyol, I’m moving into the post with a bed, a box of condoms and some massage oil.
I loved reading these… sooooo much. 😀
And I’ve ALWAYS loved his eyebrows too! I’m envious of beautiful eyebrows, and his are perfect. I have a bunch of pictures and gifs of Xavi making funny faces. I suspect he has a laid-back, silly side to him. We just rarely get to see it.
His nose is perfection.
And his lips are sensuous. I take back what I said about taping his lips. I can think of other things to do to keep them occupied too.
I can’t believe what I’m reading… All this time, and I had no idea! 😉
For me, he’s got everything going for him. His coloring, his hair, his smile, his nose, his lips, his CHEST (he has a very nice chest!), oh and nice legs too!… He’s just TOO short. Even though I’m short it bothers me.
You did not know I would shag him six ways to Sunday and probably spank him for good measure?
Gurl, we have things to discuss!
I’m a shortie too but I LOVE short guys…Kun Aguera is the ultimate fun sized baller, he’s just like a pit bull with the most beautiful angelic face. I’m choosing to ignore the 2 footed tackle on David Luiz’s bum and the sex with girls in nightclubs thing. Sorry, went a bit off topic there…
Oh and Jenny? You are a filthbag (she said admiringly)
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You can come along honey!
If Puti brings his tractor I’m fucking there! I’d just have fun with Xavi…”repeat after me, ‘I heart Mou’ “
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*typo Puyi
and if you were wondering how I’d get Xavi to proclaim love for Mou? He’d be tied up by that point and distracted by my double d’s
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“I take back what I said about taping his lips. I can think of other things to do to keep them occupied too.”
Welcome to my wavelength.
Yesssssss. I’ve been waiting for this day to come. And, goodness, everything is wild and crazy today and I needed some light-hearted Xavi-loving fun.
I love how the pic you chose is Xavi making his “Seriously” face (which is his default face, I think). Like even he can’t believe we chose him. Lol.
Thanks ladies!
I have my moments with Xavi. It’s just that I can’t get past him opening his mouth….
See above comments about his mouth…………..
Yes yes… I know. It’s just that I can’t move past it quite as well as I can with others…
His eyes totally do it for me. I can´t believe I forgot nominating him for the Tishie´s.
Since he loves to thoroughly inspect the pitch and comment on the grass I do wonder what he´ll criticise during sexy times. I can only imagine…
I totally want to find out if he does a piroutte in bed.
Ray Hudson calls him: “Chameleon Eyes Xavi!”
I didn´t know that! I just heard about Özil`s Avatar eyes ;).
Whenever the cameras focus on him during a match I keep thinking of the pic of wee little Xavi. They have the same expression – hilarious.
I just found an interview with him after the PSG match. I sadly don´t understand spanish and have no idea if he´s really that obnoxious but he´s wearing a backback. That just kills me and I can´t even explain why.
I guess I totally have the hots for Xavi and I´m just realizing it now…
He’s a good looking guy, who looks like he’s from Jersey but, what a jack-ass!
ahhh xavi ❤ it took me by surprise too it was for me during the world cup i was like damn xavi hernandez is actually really good looking, and i take offence he isn't in my opinon a jackass he is just strongly opinionated oh his lips look so plump his hair(nix the gel) looks nice and soft oh xavi quieres venir a jugar papi deja que te lleve en el viaje de tu vida *wink*
This is why I love this site. Glad to see I’m not the only one with the hots for Xavi 😛
YES! I’m obviously late the Xavi loving party on here but I agree with the “Keeping his mouth otherwise occupied” statements from above.
Not gonna lie, anytime he starts speaking I roll my eyes at him, but there’s just… something about that man that makes me want to tear off his clothes and have my way with him. Or let him tear mine off and have his way with me. Either way.
I just remembered that his nickname on the Spain NT is Pelopo! Nyuck! Nyuck! Nyuck!
And his nickname on the Barca team is Maki, short for machina or machine, which also bodes well for him in bed. 😉
That’s so funny – Cristiano’s nickname is maquina as well!
Hmm, nicknames, hair gel, what else do they have in common? Haha
Finally!!! Love Xavi. I love short men, and he reminds me of a yapping dog when he gets in his bitchy mood.