The Daily Drool – Drool Amnesty: Carles Puyol

23 Apr

Boy oh boy do ladies love Captain Caveman! Here’s a fantastic conversation by three watishistas who nominated him.

Jenny: Thing is: can I feel guilty for wanting to shag Puyol – a flawless, perfect human being who does yoga to relax, meditates for stress relief, and reads poetry in his spare time?

Yup! He can read…

Is his hair too flawless? Would it show me up?

I DO NOT CARE. I want this man delivered, scantily clad and in hand-cuffs, to my bedroom, forthwith.

He can bring a poetry book and read to me while looking out from under his bangs with his liquid brown eyes…

He is perfection!


la-la: We clearly have the same taste…although my fantasies revolve around farmer Puyi; semi naked driving a tractor with all that lovely hair blowing in the breeze, sun beating down on his manly chest and thighs… Bit weird yeh?

Jenny: Weird? How? It’s HAWT.

Gurl. Are you me?

HOLY SHIT he is the hottest thing on two legs.

He’s such a GENT – remember when he told off (as in: yelled and told them to get on with it and looked REALLY angry) his fellow players for celebrating a fifth goal? He always cuddles the player he’s nearest to when the whistle goes too. Last time it was Sami and I nearly fainted with bliss. Two such hot men in one embrace…or, rather – Puyol sort of reached out to touch his shoulder and Sami reciprocated and…the camera criminally cut away.

And when he does the apologetic hug after fouling a player you can feel it’s genuine.

And when Figo had the pig’s head thrown at him it was a bb Puyol who went up to his own fans to tell them to STFU. He looked furious! His curls were still bb curls!

He’s a beautiful character. He’s just a lovely person in every way – so thoughtful and gentlemanly and lovely.

He likes the Flamenco too. I have fantasies about it.

M: I can’t help myself: Carles Puyol… Since he’s a barça player, I feel pretty guilty about it. But when I see him and Sergio during national duty, I just melt!!

So ladies, this delightful Puyi wallpaper is for you!

– Lozil

25 Responses to “The Daily Drool – Drool Amnesty: Carles Puyol”

  1. Ola April 23, 2013 at 6:35 am #

    Oh Puyi… You are flawless !

    • La-la April 23, 2013 at 7:27 am #

      Oh Carles – how I needed to see your manliness today. Can I come and live on your farm? I always fancied being a farmers wife. I could help out with the lambing etc. and perhaps have my own vanity herd (Welsh Black, in case you were wondering). I’ll just cook your dinner and probably wear an apron most of the time if that’s ok.

      sorry, I came over a bit funny there. That’s what this man does to me.

      And I don’t even care that he’s Barca capitain either…

  2. mygypsyspirit April 23, 2013 at 7:42 am #

    I actually adore Puyol. I just cannot bring myself to find him attractive. He’s the guy in friendzone for me. But I fully support you ladies!!!

  3. M April 23, 2013 at 8:27 am #

    *sighs* He’s just perfect!

  4. Natalie April 23, 2013 at 9:07 am #

    He is build like a brick house and never talked shit about anyone!

  5. CinematiqueChic April 23, 2013 at 9:15 am #

    Not my cup of tea attraction wise, but Puyol is one of my favorite players and he seems like a class act.

  6. Mehreh April 23, 2013 at 9:35 am #

    he is easily, without a doubt, the most lovable barca player. how did brooks put it? he’s a great guy who dives into a pile of supermodels at night? something like that.

    i adore him and i will be very sad if the day comes that he has to step down from the spanish NT.

    • ola April 23, 2013 at 10:54 am #

      I will miss him horribly when he retires …

      • Allison April 24, 2013 at 12:03 am #

        Don’t say that!! Not yet. 😦

  7. Jana April 23, 2013 at 11:35 am #

    I was WAITING for today’s post!!!! I shrieked when I saw it in my email.

    That Wallpaper! Is it shameful that at the very moment of seeing that photo I wished I had an IPad or tablet to wallpaper? I couldn’t bear the shame of setting it on my phone for someone to unlock my screen and see a big blow up of fine as hell Puyol…bare chested. Oh the explanations…I already had to endure the ‘Who the hell is this???’ inquiry when my friend turned on my computer to see SeSe all up on it in a post I still had opened. And then she dared called him, ‘greasy and funny-looking!’

    Yes, I still talk to her. She’s absolutely mad.

    • Mehreh April 23, 2013 at 1:07 pm #

      when my friend saw sese as my wallpaper, she said,”oooo, who is that?” who does your friend think is hot then?

      • Jana April 23, 2013 at 5:47 pm #

        Ms. Mehreh,

        Wayne.Rooney. She and I obviously do not have the same tastes.

        • Anonymous April 23, 2013 at 9:20 pm #

          Deep breaths. Clearly. More hot Spanish boys for us!

    • mygypsyspirit April 23, 2013 at 3:06 pm #

      I’m wondering what planet your friend is from because when even my guy friends saw my NYC Sese pics on FB they were like “Who is that fine looking mother effer?”

      • Jana April 23, 2013 at 5:51 pm #

        Not from our Sese loving planet! And your NYC Sese pics??? From last summer during the friendlies?

        Him and Puyol…I love me some Spanish defenders.

        • mygypsyspirit April 23, 2013 at 9:38 pm #

          Yeah. Lozil and Maisougio shared some of my pics on this blog. In fact, I found my “Sese is looking right at me” pics on tumblr again just the other day… *sigh*

        • headbandsandheartbreak April 23, 2013 at 10:03 pm #

          You can look through the Watishista Eye View tag, you can see lots of reader submitted pictures. We’ve kinda stopped doing it because arseholes stole the pictures, cropped out watermarks, put a filter on them and claimed that they were “their” pictures. There’s an entire post about the beyotch who stole MyGypsySpirit’s pictures from last summer and disseminated them all over the interwebz without any credit. I see the pictures everywhere too. Makes me want to punch a wall. The pictures are fantastic. You may have to go back a page or so in the tag to see them. We have so many more pictures (I have hundreds of my own that I haven’t shared from the past two summers), but they’re all worth a look.

          • Dr. Heidi April 23, 2013 at 10:32 pm #

            you’re holding out on us with pics of my beloved Sergio? Isn’t there some kind of punitive justice we can impose for such a violation of H & H protocol?

            • Dr. Heidi April 23, 2013 at 10:35 pm #

              You know I love ya……:-)

  8. consuela April 23, 2013 at 12:08 pm #

    I have always loved him, I have lots and lots of pictures of him to look at when the feeling strikes me. But alas, I am no supermodel nor am I young anymore!!

  9. Jenny April 23, 2013 at 1:32 pm #


  10. Allison April 23, 2013 at 8:08 pm #

    Mi Capitan! I adore Puyi. He is the heart & soul of Barca. Beautiful inside & out.

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